The Wanted Have Decided To “Take a Break”

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It is time for all music lovers to rejoice since The Wanted have finally decided to stop making music! Yes! I mean if your E! reality show gets cancelled you probably don’t have much going for you anyway. Let’s be honest though this band was one of the worst boy bands of all time and I mean that. The fucking worst.

To start off these guys tried to have a fist fight with One Direction, fuck you guys, at least their music is good. Oh the bald one also fucked Lindsay Lohan, atrocious, and the weird elf looking one dated Ariana Grande. Then the kind of attractive one with black spikey hair was engaged, and the other two are not attractive. What did they think they were going to do? You could only do so many versions of the same song. ‘Glad you Came’ wasn’t the worst song in the world, the rest of their songs were though. ‘Walks like Rihanna’ what the fuck was that?That was the best song you could think of? There are five of you! At least one needs to have a brain.

The nail in this coffin was when they tried to make fun of the two boy band legends, the two bands that made boy bands cool in the 90’s. Backstreet Boys and Nsync, don’t you even try to think you are better than them. Fuck you guys!

So let me make myself clear, I am not glad you came but I am beyond happy that you are finally leaving. They will probably try and make a come back but by that time no one will care about them.

Mean Girls Jewlery Line is SO FETCH

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Mean Girls is one of the best cinematic master pieces of all time, it truly is. This movie shows how girls really act towards each other and guess what, it usually isn’t very nice. ‘Mean Girls’ will be turning 10 in April, it is growing up so fast, I know! Apparently though a company called Stella and Bow (http://stellaandbow.com/mean-girls-presale/) decided to make a dream come true for huge Mean Girl fans! Nothing like some bracelets and hair clips to celebrate your favorite movie of all time!

“Fetch’ is probably one of the best words that came out of this entire movie. It is absolutely hilarious to me that this moment is still so relevant too. This perfect work of art should be framed in a bullet proof case and sent to the Smithsonian Museum because we all know that this movie will go down in history!

Because of this movie I have learned new ways of comedy and I still use their saying on a day to day basis. If you are a super fan of Mean Girls like me you will throw down some cash and buy some of these beautiful works of art!

If anyone is curious I would love some of these. Stella and Bow you hear that? If you send me free bracelets I will wear them for the rest of my life!

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Get it because on Wednesdays they wear pink?! So perfect!

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Lindsay Lohan is going to be making her very own burn book!

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Lindsay Lohan is going to be writing a tell-all book and I personally think this is the smartest thing that she could do at this point in her career. Last year she tried to make an acting come back with the Canons bullshit and the Liz Taylor movie but they fell short. I honestly can’t even recall if The Canons movie came out, if it then it probably didn’t do well, if it didn’t then it probably will not do well. Anyway she has been writign this thign since rehab apparently I can’t wait. She is going to be getting her own show on OWN and she is going to write a book. She knows what’s up in her career. It isn’t about acting anymore it is about staying relevant or at least trying too.

Here are a list of things I hope she talks about:

1. Wilmer Valderrama and how he is fucking creepy since they dated when she was 18 and he was like 26, now he is 30 something dating a 21 year old. Creepy dude. Maybe he took her V-card? That would be interesting too!

2. Paris Hilton fight. You know that these two have had some of the harshest text messaging fights of all time! It would be great if we could hear what insults they used. “You are a coke whore!” “Yeah, well you are a slut!” I don’t need to say who said what because either way it works.

3.Not her family problems. They had played out in the media a little bit too much and I am sick of seeing that stuff. Her dad is crazy, her mom is a nut, her sister looks 35 at age 18. We get it, you are all a hot mess.

4. Firecrotch, I would like to know how she felt after all of that.

To be honest I don’t think she will really tell the truth, just her side of things. Either way it will be an interesting read if she sticks to the topics listed above!

Justin Bieber: Fastest fall from grace of all time.

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I have an actual question for everyone that reads my blog, has anyone had a faster downfall than Justin Bieber? It is a true question that I have thought about for a while now. Bieber became big in 2009 and now that it is nearing 2014 everyone seems to be waiting for his mental break down. I feel as though his downfall started when his sweet angelic Canadian voice changed into a southern accent, it was like Madonna having an English accent. I will admit, when Bieber first came out I was in awe that a 15 year old had such talent, I thought he was absolutely incredible! As the years went on and his Christmas album played constantly in the retail store I worked at, I realized how much I hated him. When he covered “All I want for Christmas” I became furious, how dare he cover a Mariah song. Yes, I am aware that she was on the song as well but it was still horrible. His true downfall started after he released the song “Boyfriend” and totally jacked Justin Timberlake’s “Like I Love You” music video. When him and Selena broke up he dropped even further, it was pretty interesting to watch for sure. Now in 2013 after a half sleeve of hideous tattoos, shirtless pictures for days, and then getting filmed by a creepy Brazilian he has lost it. He lost the wow factor that he once had. Now those are only a few things that made him really fall from grace. I might as well add the whole rapping career he thinks he has, the Brazilian brothel that he went to, pissing in mop buckets, getting pulled over every day, and using the term “Wild Kidz” thinking it was a good name. My theory is that now that Justin Timberlake is back there can only be one Justin. Sorry Bieber but I give you one more year then you will be just another joke that people scoff at, a male Lindsay Lohan, a what could have been. If you want to take my advice, stop mumbling through your songs, stop getting stupid tattoos, and stop complaining about not having privacy when you run around shirtless.