Kylie Jenner Is Reportedly Pregnant With Travis Scott’s Baby!

So I can’t lie I have been a little uninspired lately. I felt like I was writing about the same people, writing the same things and well I wanted to take a little break.

Well guess what, I am fucking back!

Kylie Jenner is pregnant. Holy shit, I didn’t see this one coming!

According to TMZ  reality TV star and the rapper are definitely expecting a little bundle of joy. Apparently Travis has been telling everyone that they are having a girl.

Let me be clear, I am absolutely shook by this news. I am serious! Completely and utterly shook that Kylie Jenner is pregnant. I am more surprised that Kris Jenner, the craziest momager allowed this to happen. Don’t yell at me, I understand that Kylie is an adult and can have sex, whatever. All I will say is that I am surprised Kris let this happen!

Although, this marketing is absolutely legendary. This weekend I believe E! is ass kissing the entire Kardashian clan because it has been 10 years since they first aired.

I will say, there could be a chance that Kylie will say this is a stupid rumor and Kris set this up for ratings. If that is the case, bravo Kris you pulled a fast one

Kylie and Travis have been dating since April.

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The Game Claims To Have Slept With 3 Of The Kardashians

Let me start off by saying that The Game is fucking terrifying if you ask me. Want to know why he is so scary? He doesn’t care. He literally doesn’t give a shit about what the world thinks of him. This is the guy who slammed 50 Cent and Eminem at the height of both of their careers, it ended up hurting his career at the time but he didn’t care. He did what he wanted to do. That is scary. A man who doesn’t care about fame but still has a lot of it. So when people say that he is probably lying, I am going to say that he is probably telling the truth.

So, now that I got that off of my chest, here is what happened. The Game released his new single titled “Sauce” where he brags about sleeping with the Kardashians, and also sleeping with Usher’s former groupies. Romantic stuff if you ask me.

The lyrics go as follows.

Tossed a b*tch’s salad last night with no ranch
I like it sweet ‘n’ sour ’cause I grew up off of Rosecrans…
Bought my first Bentley, then let Kim in Paris pick the colors
We cast off like NASCAR, then drove everything ‘cept Madagascar…
I used to f*ck b!tches that Usher Raymond passed off
Then I f*cked three Kardashians; hold that thought

Now let’s play the game. who are the three that he slept with?

Kim, obviously Kim is one of them since her and The Game dated an extremely long time ago. So there is one.

Khloe, I know that the two have been friends for a while, probably not anymore, but they were friends. Maybe one night they ended up having sex? I am going to put her as number two though.

Kourtney, nope. She has said in interviews that she is the only one in the family attracted to white guys, so I am going to say no. Plus she was too busy with Bieber to be interested in The Game, allegedly of course.

Kylie, I am going to say yes, simply because Kylie has already been linked to a few different rappers. So that’s three!

Kendall, no way, I think that she tries to distance herself from the Kardashian name. I mean her last name is Jenner, but you understand.

Kris, I hope so. I mean probably not but I kind of hope that she is the third instead of Kylie.

So here we go. 1. Kim, 2. Khloe, 3. Kylie or Kris, either one but I am rooting for Kris.

Here’s the song in full by the way if you want to listen!

I have to admit, this song is pretty catchy, the beat of it is great. I mean it’s degrading to women like most rap but I like this song.

What 3 Kardashians do you think that The Game is talking about?

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Are Justin Bieber And Kourtney Kardashian Dating?

Justin Bieber posted the photo above on his instagram last night and everyone believes that it is Kourtney Kardashian. Know I think put all of that in people’s heads? Kris Jenner. She is probably calling up TMZ as I type this saying that Kourtney and Justin are the hot new couple. Just last week it was rumored that Bieber was dating Kendall, there are just a lot of stories going around.

Anyway I will say this. The woman in this picture is not Kourtney Kardashian. I mean Kourtney has curbes and isn’t as thin as whoever this woman is. No I am not calling Kourtney fat, everyone sit down.

According to TMZ, Justin and Kourtney did hang out on Saturday night, which is all so weird to me. If those two decide to date then Justin will kind of be a father figure to her kids? I mean maybe, I don’t know. I really don’t even want to think about it. Although Kourtney did just leave a man child so maybe she misses babysitting her significant other? There’s a possibility, right?

Kris Jenner must be so happy right now, just praying that it happens so she can sell more stories about her family.

Unless Kourtney dyed her hair blonde overnight, this absolutely isn’t her.

Still though, what if Justin and Kourtney end up together, my brain will explode.

Also considering Justin’s boarderline obsession with Selena it is kind of weird that Kourtney looks like an older version of Selena. Am I reaching? I don’t think so.

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Lamar Odom Found Unconscious, Fighting For His Life At Las Vegas Hospital

11:00 PM PT — Lamar is still in a coma and his heart is failing … our source says he is having serious problems with his kidneys and lungs as well. Khloe Kardashian is currently by his side. 

9:30 PM PT — Lamar is still alive, but he is breathing with the assistance of machines and remains in critical condition … according to sources close to the situation.

7:15 PM PT — The Nye County Sheriff says the airlift of Lamar had to be scratched because his 6’10” frame was too big for the chopper. Instead, he was rushed by ambulance to a Las Vegas hospital.

The Sheriff also says the call came in at 3:15 PM for an unresponsive male at the Love Ranch. Paramedics treated Odom and he was taken to a nearby hospital. Sheriff’s detectives conducted an investigation at the brothel. It’s unclear what, if anything, they found on scene.

7:05 PM PT —  Sources tell us Khloe and Kim Kardashian … as well as Kris Jenner are heading to Las Vegas shortly to see Lamar at the hospital.
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This is the most up to date information from TMZ, that I have been able to find about this situation.

It is truly too bad that a once rising sixth man in the NBA is now laying in bed fighting for his life because of a possible drug overdose. I say possible because nothing has been said. All that has been said by Lamar’s rep is to not believe any rumors out there, which there are a lot out there.

One rumor I heard, and if it is true I will be disgusted, is that there were cameras following the Kardashians into the hospital. If they film this, they are worse human beings than I originally thought. They are just straight up horrible.

I hope that everything turns out alright even though the future looks very bleak for Lamar at the moment.

As of right now he has former teammate Kobe Bryant along with Kris, Kim, and former wife Khloe at his bedside.

I will keep this blog updated if there is any new information.

Update 2:43PM EST- There have been reports that Lamar suffered a stroke and he has suffered from brain damage. Also, no camera crews are at the hospital.

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What Is Happening To Kim Kardashian’s Face?

No that is not a picture of an alien from Men In Black, that is Kim Kardashian. Well, she looks absolutely terrifying and I am going to have nightmares about this. According to Kim Kardashian she has never had plastic surgery but really? Really?!

This picture makes her look like an alien and I don’t know how I feel about this. When Kim first started out she was really beautiful because she looked different. She wasn’t bleach blonde or anything like that, she has an exotic look to her. Now she just looks more than exotic, she looks out of this damn universe and not in a good way.

You know, I wonder if the whole Kardashian/Jenner clan all go to the same plastic surgeon. It is clear that both Kris and Kim go to the same one. Maybe Bruce is trying to look like them so he is going to hang out with that plastic surgeon as well.

For fun I Googled Kim Kardashian 2006, just to see how much that changed.

Nope, no plastic surgery here, she looks the exact same. I hope guys read that in sarcasm.

Kim Kardashian stop the madness and leave your face alone!

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Kylie Jenner is single and still not funny.

Kylie Jenner has been in the public eye since age 9, so having a normal prom experience is probably a struggle. But in the new Seventeen Prom cover story (on newsstands Dec. 25), the 16-year-old opens up about her dreams for the perfect prom from the date to the dress. And though she has been spending lots of quality time Will and Jada Pinkett Smith‘s son, Jaden, since March, the cover girl says she’s currently single. 

 

“I don’t have a boyfriend, but I do really want that boyfriend prom experience,” she said in the magazine. “I would want to go with someone who’s not afraid, or doesn’t think that he’s too cool, to show up at my house with a rose corsage. It would be nice for the guy to come over and be respectful and nice while my mom takes prom pics. But if I couldn’t find a boyfriend, I would want to go with one of my best guy friends, like Jaden [Smith]. I know I’d have fun with him – he makes me laugh and he is a great dancer.”

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Kylie Jenner please listen to me right now, get some humor in you right the fuck now. It is clear that Kendall is going to be the Kim out of the two of you. You are the Khloe, become funny. People love Khloe because she is funny! You need to get on that train right now. I am not going to call a 17 year old ugly because that is mean, I just know that she should be funny. She is clearly feeling insecure running around talking about how she is single. I feel like she is more sitting there with eyes all bugged saying “I AM SINGLE I NEED TO DATE SOMEONE FAMOUS! HURRY IT UP!” Girl calm yourself, you are just young. You don’t need to get married even if it is what Kris Jenner is whispering in your ear while you sleep.

It is sad though, the fact she feels the need to talk about her love life? At 16 or 17 I was more interested in if I was actually going to get a car. Yes, I am aware that she is famous but at 17 people don’t need to date. Also homegirl needs to chill out saying she isn’t afraid to make the first move. We get it, you are a “bad bitch” and go after what you want. While you are doing that Kendall is shacking up with Harry Styles.

Kylie Jenner, learn to be funny now or forever regret that you never learned how to be funny.

You can also do better than Jaden Smith, just sayin’.

Kim and Khloe 2.0

I am not even going to say I feel bad about this post because Kris Jenner knows exactly what she is doing. She pimping out one of her younger children while the other one suffers. Even watching the interview with these too mini Khloe just wanted to speak but no, Kim 2.0 commanded the interview. I just don’t understand why everyone is so obsessed with these two. I mean they are just the poor mans version of their older sisters right? No sex tapes though which makes them so much more boring.

Anyway I am thinking that Kendall will be the one with the sex tape since she is already showing her tiny titties. Kylie will just have to learn to be funny like Khloe because that is the only way anyone will like her.

Lamar Odom: From Crack to the Clippers

The chronicles of of Lamar Odom’s wild summer has been well documented by celebrity websites all over the interweb. TMZ has gotten ever angle of it while Perez Hilton also wrote about Odom’s newest habits. Odom had basically been on a steady downfall since about July and is slowly starting to make his way back uphill. Apparently Odom has a strong chance of signing with the Los Angeles Clippers, which is a success story to everyone right? From crackhead to the Clippers, what a Cinderella story for the ages! Truth be told he was the only one I ever liked on Keeping Up with the Kardashians. He seemed to be the most normal and after a serious drug problem you know he was the most normal. Hell I would be doing drugs if Kris Jenner was my mother in law too. Anyway, I do hope that Odom can get himself cleaned up and go back to basketball. Just remember kids, crack is whack.