Kevin & Joe Jonas Are Hitting The Road Together For Intimate Theater Tour

ImageSo according to a few different sources, mainly Ryan Seacrest, the two of the three Jonas Brothers will be heading on tour. Now I really have no idea what is even going to happen for this tour. Apparently they will have a live talk session and some how the audience will be involved? Could you think of anything more boring than watching the two uglier Jonas Brothers talk to you about how you can better your life? Bitch you guys ain’t Oprah!

So far they had just three dates down which are in Pennsylvania, New Jersey, and Delaware. Random states right? I think they are from New Jersey so that makes sense but could they not find any other places to go? Can you even imagine how they pitched this show to their agents. Something about how they can’t get back together as a band just yet because Nick is getting all sexy for a movie, so they will just go on stage and talk! Yea, people will love it. Wrong.

I have an honest question, will this thing sell out? Do the Jonas Brothers minus Nick, still have fans? Please let me know! No seriously, tell me, I want to know.

Although the band decided to take a break in October, Kevin and Joe announced on Tuesday that they are set to embark on a three-date theater tour called Off the Record, which will be “an intimate, interactive, live talk event, and will also incorporate audience participation,” according to the press release.

The three dates will be June 5 at iPlay America in Freehold, New Jersey, June 7 at the Keswick Theatre in Philadelphia, and June 8 at The Grand in Wilmington, Delaware.

– See more at: http://www.ryanseacrest.com/2014/04/29/kevin-and-joe-jonas-announce-3-date-off-the-record-tour/?utm_campaign=tweets&utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitter#sthash.hZ0wG28n.dpuf

Although the band decided to take a break in October, Kevin and Joe announced on Tuesday that they are set to embark on a three-date theater tour called Off the Record, which will be “an intimate, interactive, live talk event, and will also incorporate audience participation,” according to the press release.

The three dates will be June 5 at iPlay America in Freehold, New Jersey, June 7 at the Keswick Theatre in Philadelphia, and June 8 at The Grand in Wilmington, Delaware.

– See more at: http://www.ryanseacrest.com/2014/04/29/kevin-and-joe-jonas-announce-3-date-off-the-record-tour/?utm_campaign=tweets&utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitter#sthash.hZ0wG28n.dpuf

Although the band decided to take a break in October, Kevin and Joe announced on Tuesday that they are set to embark on a three-date theater tour called Off the Record, which will be “an intimate, interactive, live talk event, and will also incorporate audience participation,” according to the press release.

The three dates will be June 5 at iPlay America in Freehold, New Jersey, June 7 at the Keswick Theatre in Philadelphia, and June 8 at The Grand in Wilmington, Delaware.

– See more at: http://www.ryanseacrest.com/2014/04/29/kevin-and-joe-jonas-announce-3-date-off-the-record-tour/?utm_campaign=tweets&utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitter#sthash.hZ0wG28n.dpuf

Nick Jonas Instragrams Adorable Picture Holding His Niece

ImageSwooning over here, right? He looks like a damn natural with this little baby that will obviously be exploited for the goods of E!. This picture is just adorable. Nothing more to say. Also look at Nick Jonas here, you can’t see his face straight on but guess what, he looks good as always!

Nick don’t get any ideas about having a little baby of your own, you are too sexy to become a dad right now. Too sexy and too young!

For $20,000 A Night You Can Live Like Kevin Jonas?

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https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/2113252?checkin=01%2F28%2F2014&checkout=02%2F09%2F2014

So above I posted a link to this weird as fuck listing that Kevin Jonas put up for a bunch of randoms can rent his house, well his old house, for the SuperBowl? I am literally so confused as to why this is happening. I understand that they moved out of this house but are they strapped for cash? Why the fuck are they doing this? They meaning Kevin and Danielle Jonas, I just, I literally cannot understand.

After reading it sounds like he really wants people to stay at his house, maybe he wants to party before the baby comes! Can you imagine Kevin Jonas at a football party though? In his tiny voice he would yell things that didn’t even make sense. There is a reason that Nick and Joe are constantly out hanging around LA without their brother Kevin. It isn’t because he is getting ready for a baby either. Kevin Jonas has always been questionable and it is kind of sad that Danielle has yet to see it.

They apparently have a huge wine cellar along with a nice 3D cinema and a ton of other useless bullshit. You should sleep on the bed where Kevin Jonas lost his virginity though, that is pretty wild right?

So uh, if this is your thing, go for it! If you stay there please tell me everything about it, Please, please, please.

Well Hello There Nick Jonas

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So I have a real question for everyone, when the fuck did Nick Jonas get hot? I mean seriously, this guy is good looking now. He is the best looking out of the Chia Pet brothers that is for sure! I was just trolling through random websites and found out that he was on an episode of Hawaii 5-0, cool let me google that too! Then I found this pictures. Well damn Nick Jonas puberty was good to you.

Now I am a bit old for the Jonas Brothers, I was never a huge fan of them or anything. I thought they were all ugly. Kevin Jonas is somehow married even though him and his wife probably share the same skinny jeans. Joe Jonas is a hopeless wanna be that will never be. Then there is this little one, Nick Jonas. You beautiful little man! Yes, I approve of you!

So here you go readers, look at how much this guy grew up, proud of you Nick Jonas! Keep eating whatever you are eating because let me tell you, it is working for you.

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PS…Demi Lovato, date this guy. You two would be beautiful together.