This romance is mirroring the whole Harry Styles and Taylor Swift epic mess of a romance, don’t you think? I mean they spend time in New York together, then spend time together at The X-Factor, now they are skiing again? I don’t know man, if you ask me I am thinking that this is how Harry Styles courts his ladies!
While the Kardashian brood were skiing in Utah, Kendall stayed behind and went skiing with good ol Harry Styles in California. Now I don’t know much about skiing other than that it is fucking cold. These two are oddly growing on me though even though I know within probably three weeks I will be writing about their break up. They both have long limbs and are brunette. Cute together I guess even though I still can’t get past the whole Kardashian thing.
May these two last for as long as they need to last though. Let us hope they wont become another Justin and Selena tangled mess.
Kylie Jenner has been in the public eye since age 9, so having a normal prom experience is probably a struggle. But in the new Seventeen Prom cover story (on newsstands Dec. 25), the 16-year-old opens up about her dreams for the perfect prom from the date to the dress. And though she has been spending lots of quality time Will and Jada Pinkett Smith‘s son, Jaden, since March, the cover girl says she’s currently single.
“I don’t have a boyfriend, but I do really want that boyfriend prom experience,” she said in the magazine. “I would want to go with someone who’s not afraid, or doesn’t think that he’s too cool, to show up at my house with a rose corsage. It would be nice for the guy to come over and be respectful and nice while my mom takes prom pics. But if I couldn’t find a boyfriend, I would want to go with one of my best guy friends, like Jaden [Smith]. I know I’d have fun with him – he makes me laugh and he is a great dancer.”
It looks like Kendall Jenner is taking a play out of Kim Kardashian’s playbook and sleeping her way to the top. Kim started off with Ray-J though so that is more like she was sleeping her way to the middle. Kendall is going straight to the top with this whole Harry Styles thing she has going on. They were first spotted a few weeks ago going on a date before the American Music Awards and I didn’t think anything of it. Harry just wanted to put his 1D somewhere and found Kendall Jenner. Now she is in New York with him and everyone is losing their shit. Kris Jenner is probably the first to lose her shit, just imaging how much money this could make her family.
As always though I have a theory. This is where Harry brings girls he is dating to ruin them. Remember how literally a year ago he was there with T.Swift? That didn’t work out too well for the two of them. Harry is probably bringing her to New York seeing if she is a down ass chick and if she is well then he may keep her around.
I honestly thought that One Direction was supposed to be a down to earth and cool boyband, that is how they promote themselves at least. Breakign T.Swift’s heart then dating someone of the Kardashian/Jenner clan is not down to earth. I think that it is time they stop pretending because fame got to them. It at least got to one of the members. Simon Cowell bring him back in before he turned into Bieber!
This is by far one of the most terrifying things that I have ever seen in my life. This is worse than the photoshopped one last year that they had. I just really do not understand this. Where is Rob? Where is Scott? Where is Kanye? Where is North? I have a lot of questions about this one. If you are looking for Bruce he is the woman frozen in the cashier booth. I just honestly wonder how the fuck they came up with this idea. Look at poor Kylie, she is emotionless because she knows how horrible this is going to look.
No but seriously, where is Rob? Did they realize that the public would realize how photoshopped he was in this so they decided not to add him? I swear this family forgets about the men in their family and that shit just ain’t right!
No but for real I would understand this more if they said it was a circus more like a casino, This card makes me want to vomit. I bet Kim will come out and saw that her body wasn’t photoshopped in here either.
Let’s be real, this is T.Swifts sexiest look ever right? Golden sandal heels, legs for days, messy sex hair, and a short ass dress. This is one of the first times she decided not to wear a fucking prom dress to an award show and she made the right decision. My theory is that she knew that Harry Styles and Kendall would be there so she needed to vamp it up.
Brava T.Swift, you won the competition. With those legs for days, that light make up, and crazy sex hair you won this war.
There is nothing she does better than revenge or apparently fashion.
I am not even going to say I feel bad about this post because Kris Jenner knows exactly what she is doing. She pimping out one of her younger children while the other one suffers. Even watching the interview with these too mini Khloe just wanted to speak but no, Kim 2.0 commanded the interview. I just don’t understand why everyone is so obsessed with these two. I mean they are just the poor mans version of their older sisters right? No sex tapes though which makes them so much more boring.
Anyway I am thinking that Kendall will be the one with the sex tape since she is already showing her tiny titties. Kylie will just have to learn to be funny like Khloe because that is the only way anyone will like her.
This is the question that I have been trying to figure out the answer to since he dated the one and only T.Swift. Is Harry Styles actually good looking? He is eerily similar to Mic Jagger so we all know that poor Harry isn’t going to age well. I am just trying to figure out why it seems like so many women in Hollywood want him. I am thinking it is because he is the obvious leader of the boyband. See in Backstreet Boys it was Nick Carter, he wasn’t the voice of the band or anything but he was who all the girls like. Then with NSYNC it was Justin Timberlake because yet again he didn’t have the best voice in the band but he was young and cute. I am thinking it is the same thing with Harry. He isn’t that good looking, he has dimples, that is about it. Some how though he has been able to sneak his way into the Jenner family for a night with Kendall Tits McGee Jenner.
So tonight on the AMAs I will watch and try to figure out if I find him attractive yet again. Judging by all the pictures I googled I will go with no. Maybe when I hear his English accent my thoughts will change though.
It was really only a matter of time before the two youngest of the Jenner/Kardashian clan started to show off their bodies right? By bodies I of course mean boobs and such. Kendall has been 18 for all of 2 seconds so of course she is going to post a picture of her nipples on Instagram. More power to you Kendall, you are just trying to remind people that there is a new generation of hoe and they better respect that! Honestly though Miley Cyrus would be getting so much shit for posting a picture like this. Right now people are like well Kendall is 18 and just showing that she is an adult, well okay people.
I am just waiting for the next Kardashian sex tape comes out because you know that it is on its way. Maybe it will be a Khloe and Lamar sex tape, that would be weird to watch, just two giants bumping uglies. I need to know right now who Kendall’s new frenemy is going to be because we need a Kim and Paris 2.0 right this instant.