Kim and Khloe 2.0

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I am not even going to say I feel bad about this post because Kris Jenner knows exactly what she is doing. She pimping out one of her younger children while the other one suffers. Even watching the interview with these too mini Khloe just wanted to speak but no, Kim 2.0 commanded the interview. I just don’t understand why everyone is so obsessed with these two. I mean they are just the poor mans version of their older sisters right? No sex tapes though which makes them so much more boring.

Anyway I am thinking that Kendall will be the one with the sex tape since she is already showing her tiny titties. Kylie will just have to learn to be funny like Khloe because that is the only way anyone will like her.

There is no way this is Kim Kardashian’s body.

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Apparently Yeezus has a new music video where Kim K is supposed to be riding him as he rides a motorcycle. The background is very Not A Girl Not Yet  a Woman circa 2001 but that isnt the point. The point is that there is absolutely no way that this is Kim Kardashian’s body. Now let me say that I think Kim K is a scummy person who relies on Photoshop for everything but she has a nice body, I can give her that. There is just absolutely no way that this is her body, no way. She has curves, she is known for having curves! I honestly didn’t realize that they could make you look skinner in videos either. I can’t wait for Yeezus to have an angry rant about people saying it isn’t her real body. Considering she has always been more curvy there is no way, NO WAY, that this is her. They probably just put her face on the body like they did for Natalie Portman in Black Swan.

I am just going to post a picture Kim K the other night where she is looking curvy and healthy rather than photoshopped and skinny.

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Lamar Odom: From Crack to the Clippers

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The chronicles of of Lamar Odom’s wild summer has been well documented by celebrity websites all over the interweb. TMZ has gotten ever angle of it while Perez Hilton also wrote about Odom’s newest habits. Odom had basically been on a steady downfall since about July and is slowly starting to make his way back uphill. Apparently Odom has a strong chance of signing with the Los Angeles Clippers, which is a success story to everyone right? From crackhead to the Clippers, what a Cinderella story for the ages! Truth be told he was the only one I ever liked on Keeping Up with the Kardashians. He seemed to be the most normal and after a serious drug problem you know he was the most normal. Hell I would be doing drugs if Kris Jenner was my mother in law too. Anyway, I do hope that Odom can get himself cleaned up and go back to basketball. Just remember kids, crack is whack.