Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Will Reportedly Use Surrogate For 3rd Child

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According to TMZ, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are looking into hiring a surrogate to have a third child.

Kim and Kanye have reportedly already found their surrogate and the wheels are in motion to get this woman pregnant! That sounded really strange but I am not going to apologize about it, no way.

This is not a cheap endeavor, that’s for sure but aren’t children priceless or something like that?

— $45,000 in 10, $4,500 monthly installments

— If there are multiples, the surrogate gets $5k for each additional kid

– If the surrogate loses reproductive organs, she gets $4,000 Kim and Kanye are also required to deposit $68,850 with the agency. (credit)

Of course it is required that the surrogate not drink, do drugs, and she can’t have sex for a while. To be more specific no sex in the weeks leading up to pregnancy, and wait three weeks after the embryo implant.

Other rules, no changing cat litter (I’m out), no hot tubs, no saunas, basically no fun!

Really though, I would pay someone to change my cat’s litter for $4,500 a month.

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Rob Kardashian & Blac Chyna Welcome Baby Girl Named…

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Today the long awaited child of Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian came into this world. She came in weighing in at 7 pounds and was born at 6:40 am PT this morning. How sweet is that? These two finally have their little girl and I am sure that cameras were right there filming every step of the way.

Her name? Are you ready for this name? Are you ready for this fucking name? I don’t think that you are.

Dream.

Yes, Dream Kardashian is being added to the list of Kardashian baby names. So far we have North, Saint, Reign, and now Dream. What a group of names right?

Congrats to the couple though, I seriously think they are my favorite of the Kardashian clan.

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The Game Claims To Have Slept With 3 Of The Kardashians

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Let me start off by saying that The Game is fucking terrifying if you ask me. Want to know why he is so scary? He doesn’t care. He literally doesn’t give a shit about what the world thinks of him. This is the guy who slammed 50 Cent and Eminem at the height of both of their careers, it ended up hurting his career at the time but he didn’t care. He did what he wanted to do. That is scary. A man who doesn’t care about fame but still has a lot of it. So when people say that he is probably lying, I am going to say that he is probably telling the truth.

So, now that I got that off of my chest, here is what happened. The Game released his new single titled “Sauce” where he brags about sleeping with the Kardashians, and also sleeping with Usher’s former groupies. Romantic stuff if you ask me.

The lyrics go as follows.

Tossed a b*tch’s salad last night with no ranch
I like it sweet ‘n’ sour ’cause I grew up off of Rosecrans…
Bought my first Bentley, then let Kim in Paris pick the colors
We cast off like NASCAR, then drove everything ‘cept Madagascar…
I used to f*ck b!tches that Usher Raymond passed off
Then I f*cked three Kardashians; hold that thought

Now let’s play the game. who are the three that he slept with?

Kim, obviously Kim is one of them since her and The Game dated an extremely long time ago. So there is one.

Khloe, I know that the two have been friends for a while, probably not anymore, but they were friends. Maybe one night they ended up having sex? I am going to put her as number two though.

Kourtney, nope. She has said in interviews that she is the only one in the family attracted to white guys, so I am going to say no. Plus she was too busy with Bieber to be interested in The Game, allegedly of course.

Kylie, I am going to say yes, simply because Kylie has already been linked to a few different rappers. So that’s three!

Kendall, no way, I think that she tries to distance herself from the Kardashian name. I mean her last name is Jenner, but you understand.

Kris, I hope so. I mean probably not but I kind of hope that she is the third instead of Kylie.

So here we go. 1. Kim, 2. Khloe, 3. Kylie or Kris, either one but I am rooting for Kris.

Here’s the song in full by the way if you want to listen!

I have to admit, this song is pretty catchy, the beat of it is great. I mean it’s degrading to women like most rap but I like this song.

What 3 Kardashians do you think that The Game is talking about?

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Blac Chyna & Rob Kardashian Are Getting Their Own Reality Show On E!

Angela Kardashian coming in hot! She definitely know what she was doing when she decided to take Rob Kardashian out of his depression, move him into her house, and then get pregnant. Home girl is smart! She took away the last man to carry on the Kardashian name, she took them from a family that has marketed themselves off of black culture! You go girl, I love Blac Chyna Angela Kardashian. She is a smart business woman.

The couple will be having their own show on E! of course because there aren’t enough shows about the Kardashian/Jenner clan on the station yet.

I am ready to see if Brody Jenner ever makes a come back to reality television, that is a Jenner related show that I would actually watch.

Truthfully I have no idea when this is supposed to air and I don’t really care when it does. I just think that this is my favorite reality show plot ever. Blac Chyna straight up owning the Kardashians with this one.

Spencer Pratt summed it up perfectly in this one tweet.

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Kylie Jenner & Tyga Have Broken Up…Again

America’s favorite couple has broken up again. Kylie Jenner and Tyga have reportedly broken things off for good. I hope that these two will be able to survive because they were definitely each other’s true loves. They are like a modern day Romeo and Juliet.

I hope you all read that in sarcasm.

I guess that Rob and Blac Chyna‘s baby won’t be as confused as we all thought he or she would be.

They probably broke up because Kylie was sick of paying for Tyga’s lifestyle since he is broke. Keep that money locked up Kylie!

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Blac Chyna & Rob Kardashian Are Expecting Their First Child

This is absolutely my favorite thing of all time. Apparently they aren’t very far along but when Blac Chyna and Rob end up getting married she will officially change her name to Angela Kardashian. That is right.

Angela “You steal my man, I steal your brother” Kardashian is the real winner.

Angela please step up and claim your prize because you are a fucking genius.

I officially have a favorite Kardashian and it is Blac Chyna.

If you didn’t know this is fucking mess because Blac Chyna already has a son with Tyga who is currently dating Kylie Jenner, Rob’s half sibling.

So this poor baby is going to be calling his step siblings father Uncle Tyga.

I think we can all agree that Angela Kardashian needs to write a book about how she just won life.

Also I have to applaud this tweet, slow clap for this one.
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Brody Jenner Is Engaged To Kaitlynn Carter

“On May 4th 2016 I got engaged to my lover and my best friend @kaitlynn_carter. I couldn’t be more in love with this woman and I can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with her,” Brody Jenner

To be honest, I always thought that Brody was going to be one of those guys who was always dating someone but never settled down. That was just what I gathered from well, how he has been the past ten or so years he has been in the spotlight. Remember, Brody was famous for being on reality television before Kim, weird, right?

Remember back when Brody and Avril dated for a few years and everyone thought they would get married? That was a weird time for everyone.

Congrats to Brody though! I am curious to see if the Kardashians get invited since he has said recently that they aren’t even his family. Very interesting plot line coming up for the show.

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Blac Chyna & Rob Kardashian Are Engaged!

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Want to know who my favorite Kadashian is? Blac Chyna Kardashian.

Let’s be real, this is an absolute  legend move. Kylie steals Tyga, so Blac Chyna turns around and decides to marry Rob, Kylie’s brother. What a fucking power move right there!

I genuinely hope that this couple is in it for the long haul because this is my favorite thing ever. The only Kardashians I will keep up with will be Rob and Blac Chyna.

Congrats to the happy couple! Two months of dating, one half cross country journey for Rob to save Blac Chyna who was thrown off of a flight, and it is love!

Want to know the best thing of all? Who is the last person to carry on the last name of Kardashian, Rob and soon to be Blac Chyna.

I also just want to talk about how Blac Chyna and Tyga will potentially become brother and sister in law, if he does marry Kylie. This tangled web  just keeps getting better and better.

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Kim Kardashian Posts Picture With Amber Rose

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Is the war over between Amber and Kim? The bitter social medial feud has been going on ever since Kylie first started to date Tyga. Amber is best friends with Kim’s ex best friend Blac Chyna who now is dating Rob Kardashian and the whole family is mad at that. In reality it is a very tangled web of drama that most likely play out on television anyway.

I was rooting for this to last forever, this Amber calling out the Kardashians for getting famous from a sex tape, looks like it is over though. I mean in reality it was probably all for publicity, there is no doubt about that.

I also don’t think that I could be friends with someone who openly admitted to fingering my husband’s asshole for the whole world to see. That is just me though.

I wonder if Kim and Blac Chyna are cool again.

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Are Justin Bieber And Kourtney Kardashian Dating?

Justin Bieber posted the photo above on his instagram last night and everyone believes that it is Kourtney Kardashian. Know I think put all of that in people’s heads? Kris Jenner. She is probably calling up TMZ as I type this saying that Kourtney and Justin are the hot new couple. Just last week it was rumored that Bieber was dating Kendall, there are just a lot of stories going around.

Anyway I will say this. The woman in this picture is not Kourtney Kardashian. I mean Kourtney has curbes and isn’t as thin as whoever this woman is. No I am not calling Kourtney fat, everyone sit down.

According to TMZ, Justin and Kourtney did hang out on Saturday night, which is all so weird to me. If those two decide to date then Justin will kind of be a father figure to her kids? I mean maybe, I don’t know. I really don’t even want to think about it. Although Kourtney did just leave a man child so maybe she misses babysitting her significant other? There’s a possibility, right?

Kris Jenner must be so happy right now, just praying that it happens so she can sell more stories about her family.

Unless Kourtney dyed her hair blonde overnight, this absolutely isn’t her.

Still though, what if Justin and Kourtney end up together, my brain will explode.

Also considering Justin’s boarderline obsession with Selena it is kind of weird that Kourtney looks like an older version of Selena. Am I reaching? I don’t think so.

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