Blac Chyna & Rob Kardashian Are Expecting Their First Child

This is absolutely my favorite thing of all time. Apparently they aren’t very far along but when Blac Chyna and Rob end up getting married she will officially change her name to Angela Kardashian. That is right.

Angela “You steal my man, I steal your brother” Kardashian is the real winner.

Angela please step up and claim your prize because you are a fucking genius.

I officially have a favorite Kardashian and it is Blac Chyna.

If you didn’t know this is fucking mess because Blac Chyna already has a son with Tyga who is currently dating Kylie Jenner, Rob’s half sibling.

So this poor baby is going to be calling his step siblings father Uncle Tyga.

I think we can all agree that Angela Kardashian needs to write a book about how she just won life.

Also I have to applaud this tweet, slow clap for this one.
https://twitter.com/alexistere/status/728660936727351296
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Why Did Kendall & Kylie Jenner Wear Boots To A Charity Kickball Game?

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No this is a real question, why did these two sister wear boots to a kickball game? I feel like everyone is aware of how inappropriate this is! I can get over the fact that Kylie isn’t wearing pants! The boots though? That is unacceptable!

I understand that these two girls want to be models, or Kendall does, Kylie wants to be, I don’t even know but this isn’t okay! Sorry I am clearly furious that they are at a game wearing shoes that they can’t play the game in.

Another question, do these two go to school? Does Kris home school them? Maybe that is why they don’t know what to wear to a kickball game.

Final question, these two are the definitions of try to hards, right? They just want to be as big and famous as Kim. Have a sex tape with a washed up rapper, then you will be there. Kylie, don’t get any ideas with Jaden though!

Also I bet the cry themselves to sleep at night since their last name isn’t Kardashian.

Harry and Kendall Probably Ski Like Snow Bunnies!

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This romance is mirroring the whole Harry Styles and Taylor Swift epic mess of a romance, don’t you think? I mean they spend time in New York together, then spend time together at The X-Factor, now they are skiing again? I don’t know man, if you ask me I am thinking that this is how Harry Styles courts his ladies!

While the Kardashian brood were skiing in Utah, Kendall stayed behind and went skiing with good ol Harry Styles in California. Now I don’t know much about skiing other than that it is fucking cold. These two are oddly growing on me though even though I know within probably three weeks I will be writing about their break up. They both have long limbs and are brunette. Cute together I guess even though I still can’t get past the whole Kardashian thing.

May these two last for as long as they need to last though. Let us hope they wont become another Justin and Selena tangled mess.