Most Searched Things of 2013!

Top Searched Person of 2013

1.       Beyoncé

2.       Kim Kardashian

3.       Rihanna

4.       Taylor Swift

5.       Madonna

6.       Justin Bieber

7.       Nicki Minaj

8.       Amanda Bynes

9.       Miley Cyrus

10.    Barack Obama

Top Searched Songs of 2013

1.       Macklemore & Ryan Lewis – “Thrift Shop”

2.       Robin Thicke – “Blurred Lines”

3.       Rihanna – “Stay”

4.       Imagine Dragons – “Radioactive”

5.       Jason Derulo – “The Other Side”

6.       Bruno Mars – “When I Was Your Man”

7.       Justin Timberlake – “Mirrors”

8.       Miley Cyrus – “We Can’t Stop”

9.       P!nk – “Just Give Me A Reason”

10.    One Direction – “Best Song Ever”

I guess that the celebrity thing makes sense although I don’t know how Kim Kardashian makes it to the top every time. I have a theory about that situation and it is because she is constantly googling herself! I am a bit surprised about how Nicki Minaj made it so high on the list. It is probably because of how horrible she was on American Idol this past season, before that she would have made it to a solid 35, not any higher than that. I think that A.Bynes should’ve been at least in the top 3 though, at least.
The songs have me a bit confused though the Jason Derulo song? I just didn’t realize how loved that song was around the world, weird.
Those are my only thoughts, clearly I don’t have many.

Justin Bieber gets another tattoo

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I feel like Justin Bieber is now the king of terrible looking tattoos, he is nearly a billionaire but still won’t find a good tattoo artist, I just don’t understand. He is 19 years old and has almost a full sleeve of ugly fucking tattoos. I am a’l for getting tattoos I really am, I don’t think there is anything wrong with them. If you are famous though get good looking ones! Hell if you aren’t famous get good looking ones! At least try to make them look nice!

Honestly though right now Bieber is at the top of his douche game right? He is trying to spray paint everything which he sucks at. He is showing up late to concerts, and he is getting terrible tattoos all over his body. The least he could do is try to look good right?! I mean come on bro!

Maybe after this hideous sleeve is finished he can stop getting the tattoos. Or if he does continue he can get better tattoos.

Taylor Swift vs Justin Bieber

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I must admit this is a celebrity feud that I cannot wait to see unravel as the year goes on because you know that it isn’t going to just end, it can’t. A long, long time ago these two used to be buddies, Justin opened up for Taylor on stadium tours and they even recorded a song together. At least Taylor said that they recorded a song together but it was never released. Hell Justin even Punk’d Taylor and there were no hard feelings! They just seemed like a couple of old pals that were going to be friends forever.

All of that changed though when Justin and Selena Gomez broke up. For people who don’t know T.Swift and SelGo are the best of friends. They braid each other’s hair, cook cookies, and are known for dancing at award shows. When SelGo was caught kissing Bieber’s cheek at the AMAs this past year it was shown that T.Swift did not approve and she simply stuck her tongue out. YUCK, she wasn’t pleased at all. Anyway after I saw that I thought it was the end of the feud, okay, they didn’t like each other. She was clearly not a fan of the on and off relationship her best friend had with Bieber and I could understand that. Being a girl you never want your BFF to end up with a douche bag.

Last weekend though Bieber released a song called All Bad and threw some major shade at Taylor Swift. Apparently he said “females like to run their mouths” and a few other things about how friends talk too much. I would quote the whole thing but I couldn’t listen to it simply because it was all bad.

Now you know that T.Swift wont just sit there and let a pint sized Canadian throw shade at her. Has he forgotten that she wrote a song called “Dear John” and basically ripped John Mayer a new one. Or how she wrote a song called “Better than Revenge” and you don’t even hear about Camille Belle anymore.

I know this feud is far from over and I am beyond excited to watch it play out. Beliebers vs Swifties, who you got?!

“females like to run their mouths.”
“females like to run their mouths.”

Justin Bieber: Fastest fall from grace of all time.

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I have an actual question for everyone that reads my blog, has anyone had a faster downfall than Justin Bieber? It is a true question that I have thought about for a while now. Bieber became big in 2009 and now that it is nearing 2014 everyone seems to be waiting for his mental break down. I feel as though his downfall started when his sweet angelic Canadian voice changed into a southern accent, it was like Madonna having an English accent. I will admit, when Bieber first came out I was in awe that a 15 year old had such talent, I thought he was absolutely incredible! As the years went on and his Christmas album played constantly in the retail store I worked at, I realized how much I hated him. When he covered “All I want for Christmas” I became furious, how dare he cover a Mariah song. Yes, I am aware that she was on the song as well but it was still horrible. His true downfall started after he released the song “Boyfriend” and totally jacked Justin Timberlake’s “Like I Love You” music video. When him and Selena broke up he dropped even further, it was pretty interesting to watch for sure. Now in 2013 after a half sleeve of hideous tattoos, shirtless pictures for days, and then getting filmed by a creepy Brazilian he has lost it. He lost the wow factor that he once had. Now those are only a few things that made him really fall from grace. I might as well add the whole rapping career he thinks he has, the Brazilian brothel that he went to, pissing in mop buckets, getting pulled over every day, and using the term “Wild Kidz” thinking it was a good name. My theory is that now that Justin Timberlake is back there can only be one Justin. Sorry Bieber but I give you one more year then you will be just another joke that people scoff at, a male Lindsay Lohan, a what could have been. If you want to take my advice, stop mumbling through your songs, stop getting stupid tattoos, and stop complaining about not having privacy when you run around shirtless.

Miley Cyrus Virus

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Miley Cyrus lit up a blunt at the EMA’s over the weekend and everyone is losing their shit. Most people are over her wild antics but I say, bring it on. If someone didn’t smoke weed on stage I would be upset. The shows were taking place in Amsterdam! Fucking Amsterdam! It isn’t like she lit up a blunt at Buckingham Palace. She lit it up where basically everything is legalized and no one gives a fuck about anything except for having a good time. She also sang her ass off that night and probably just needed a little Mary Jane to relax after such an amazing performance. Maybe it was a celebratory blunt because she won an award! To those of you who are saying she is a bad role model and doesn’t deserve her fame let me list off people who are worse role models and you could dislike more than little Miley Cyrus and her twerking weed smoking ass.

10.Cameron Diaz- I have read for years that she is extremely rude to her fans. Fuck you we pay to see your shitty movies.

09. Ben Rothlisberger- Or as I like to call him Ben “Rapelisberger”, to be accused of rape on different occasions isn’t a good look for anyone never mind a professional football player. I think if you are accused of raping someone more than 3 times there is a good chance you actually did rape someone. I am just sayin!

08. Justin Bieber- He has a whole list of things against him but I don’t feel the need to list them since people most likely already know what I am going to say.What pissed me off the most though is when he pissed in a mop bucket. Bro that is someones job, just because they don’t make millions doesn’t mean they dont matter.

07. Rachel McAdams- She lied about her age when she first became famous and she is in another movie about time travelers.

06. Alec Baldwin- He called his 12 year old daughter a pig once and attacks every paparazzi that he sees. He also likes Words With Friends, so he is obviously living in 2011, grow up.

05. Sinead O’Connor- She ripped up a picture of the Pope then went on to yell at Miley for being too controversial.

04. Michael Vick- How many dogs did he kill? People say that he did his time and is now back in the NFL. If someone can harm a poor defenseless animal then fuck them. He should be in jail for life.

03. R.Kelly- Remember that time he married Aliyah (RIP) when she was like 15 then they got divorced so he allegedly pee’d on some random 14 year olds. Yeah, fuck that guy.

02. Courtney Love- Just google that train wreck. She isn’t a fun one to watch either.

01. Chris Brown- If there is one thing about this blog you should realize now, this man is a man I truly hate. He beat the absolute shit out of Rihanna and people still love him. No man should ever put his hands on a woman, ever. He has also throw chairs out of windows in fits of rage. Chris Brown is an asshole. Plain and simple, doesn’t deserve his fame.