This is absolute gold. Anyone who thinks this is real life, take a minute and sit down. Kevin Hart has been doing this Chocolate Droppa skit forever and it’s hilarious. If you didn’t know Nick Jonas and Kevin are doing the “Jumanji” movie together so it makes sense they would be working on this rap battle together.
Talk about a tough choice, am I right? I am sitting here trying to think about who I would rather. I mean Dwayne Johnson is in my top five but so is Nick Jonas. This is like a Sophie’s choice of hot dudes?
So you have Dwayne Johnson who probably had 2% body fat, he has an incredible smile, and seems to have a sensitive side. I mean he has a little french bulldog, and takes his time out to meet with fans while he is on set. It is really sweet. He is funny, handsome, and could break anyone in half if you asked him too. He could not only be your boyfriend but also your personal bodyguard, pretty solid choice.
Then we have Nick Jonas. Nick Jonas who is only like 5’7″ but there is just something about him. He also has muscles, not as intimidating at Dwayne’s but he does have a nice build. He also seems sensitive with his song writing, and I have yet to hear a bad thing about him in the press. He just seems like a little teddy bear who will sing you sleep if you asked him too.
I mean both seem great, right? Talented, handsome, and have a little bit of a sensitive side.
So who do I choose?
As much as I love you Nick, I have to go with The Rock on this one. There is just something about his megawatt smile and his muscles on muscles that get to me. Maybe Nick can perform at our wedding? That would be great.
These two are filming “Jumanji”, well a remake of the classic that really should have never been touched but hey, it means we will get more pictures of these two hotties together!