I knew that this couple wouldn’t make it the second that they got married. I know that sounds rude as fuck because they were both probably very sad and they have a kid so I should be more sympathetic.
Nope, I won’t be.
Both Josh and Fergie are so fucking into themselves, even though they often posted on social media, I never really believed it.
Like every couple that breaks up, they put together this statement.
“With absolute love and respect we decided to separate as a couple earlier this year, to give our family the best opportunity to adjust, we wanted to keep this a private matter before sharing it with the public. We are and will always be united in our support of each other and our family.”
Maybe one day we will get a real statement saying that the couple can’t stand each other anymore and just don’t like each other anymore. That’s what I am here for.
Isn’t it funny how this is being announced right around Fergie’s new album though? I see you two marketers, you don’t trick me!