Jessica Lowndes and Jon Lovitz, you won the internet today! Congrats! You tricked a ton of people and I was one of them. Now I never called Lowndes a god digger so fuck all of those people who did! She can make her own money!
Well they were both very committed to this fake relationship for a solid six hours, so I give them both credit.
Honestly so many how many times Kim K poses naked to try and break the internet, she will never fully break it like Jessica and Jon did.
Now go watch the music video that they were doing this publicity stunt for!
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Over the weekend this couple decided to let the world know that they were together, so that’s fun. Jessica and Jon were teasing their relationship on Instagram, posting pictures together, all of that fun stuff.
So this was the first photo that Jessica teased on Instagram. I don’t know why they couldn’t just say that they were dating and post a picture like the one above, but they decided to tease the world with this picture.
Yes, Jessica, you are right #HatersGonnaHate, that’s for sure. Especially when you post a hand with liver spots on your inner thigh, that is going to cause some hate.
Okay it’s not that I am hating on this couple for their age difference. Whatever, they are both adults. Using the term daddy though? That is absolutely a reason to hate a couple. Don’t ever call your significant other daddy, especially if they are actually old enough to be your father, that’s just the role!
They might be engaged according to the picture above. So that’s a thing.
Here is Jon promising he isn’t filming Jessica while he is filming Jessica. Here you realize how beautiful Jessica is, so congrats on that Jon.
Here’s to a short lived relationship that will be totally documented on social media, sit back and enjoy this short ride.
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