Jaden Smith Carries His Own Hair At The 2017 Met Gala

How is Will Smith so damn cool and his son so fucking weird?

I wish that Will Smith’s kids were just like him instead of sending out tweets trying to be deep about how babies are the smartest people in the world.

Jaden Smith recently cut off his hair and I was hoping it was because he was going to stop the whole stoner artist act, and follow in his dad’s footsteps. Looks like I was wrong though.

Tonight Jaden is carrying his chopped off dreads at the Met Gala.

Fucking gross.

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Jaden Smith Wore Batman Costume To Kimye Wedding!

ImageWhat in the actual fuck is going on with Will Smith’s children? You would think that his kids would be awesome and funny, no they suck. Look at this kid wearing a white batman outfit to an incredible Italian wedding. Listen bro you got invited to one of the most talked about weddings of the year, and you wear this?

I wonder what Kim was thinking when she turned around to walk down the isle for the third time and saw Jaden standing there in a batman outfit. I am surprised Kanye didn’t punch him right there. Like who things that wearing this is acceptable? Jaden, the only person allowed to wear white at a wedding is the fucking bride you ass hate. Also if you are going to wear the batman suit, wear the original bad ass one not one that looks like those sheet ghost costumes everyone has had to wear as a child.

Jaden is a deep soul though. Remember his deep tweets about life. My favorite one was probably “Not sure if mirrors can be real if your eyes are not”. I mean are they real? I don’t even know now!

Will and Jada, get your son and teach him some things.

No seriously, does this kid even go to school? He really needs to be taught some things.

Kylie Jenner is single and still not funny.

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Kylie Jenner has been in the public eye since age 9, so having a normal prom experience is probably a struggle. But in the new Seventeen Prom cover story (on newsstands Dec. 25), the 16-year-old opens up about her dreams for the perfect prom from the date to the dress. And though she has been spending lots of quality time Will and Jada Pinkett Smiths son, Jaden, since March, the cover girl says she’s currently single. 

 

“I don’t have a boyfriend, but I do really want that boyfriend prom experience,” she said in the magazine. “I would want to go with someone who’s not afraid, or doesn’t think that he’s too cool, to show up at my house with a rose corsage. It would be nice for the guy to come over and be respectful and nice while my mom takes prom pics. But if I couldn’t find a boyfriend, I would want to go with one of my best guy friends, like Jaden [Smith]. I know I’d have fun with him – he makes me laugh and he is a great dancer.”

Kylie Jenner please listen to me right now, get some humor in you right the fuck now. It is clear that Kendall is going to be the Kim out of the two of you. You are the Khloe, become funny. People love Khloe because she is funny! You need to get on that train right now. I am not going to call a 17 year old ugly because that is mean, I just know that she should be funny. She is clearly feeling insecure running around talking about how she is single. I feel like she is more sitting there with eyes all bugged saying “I AM SINGLE I NEED TO DATE SOMEONE FAMOUS! HURRY IT UP!” Girl calm yourself, you are just young. You don’t need to get married even if it is what Kris Jenner is whispering in your ear while you sleep.
It is sad though, the fact she feels the need to talk about her love life? At 16 or 17 I was more interested in if I was actually going to get a car. Yes, I am aware that she is famous but at 17 people don’t need to date. Also homegirl needs to chill out saying she isn’t afraid to make the first move. We get it, you are a “bad bitch” and go after what you want. While you are doing that Kendall is shacking up with Harry Styles.
Kylie Jenner, learn to be funny now or forever regret that you never learned how to be funny.
You can also do better than Jaden Smith, just sayin’.

Jada Pinkett Smith, stop it right now!

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I have a question. Why the fuck did Will Smith need to marry this woman and have terrible off spring with her? I can’t fucking stand Jada and I don’t even really know who she is. I know that she married my main man Will and they had a few kids. Now her children, that is for a different post, I can’t stand them but Jada, look at yourself. There is no way that you actually think this hairstyle his flattering right? I mean there have been reports of Will cheating on you and you step out looking like this? I wouldn’t blame him for sleeping with someone else, you look terrifying. Stop trying to have the same haircut as your daughter!

Jada honestly though, look in the mirror, look at your choices, look at your hair. Take a deep breath and just cry. I am sure you are going through emotions since your kids are annoying as shit and your husband is possibly cheating. It will all be okay.

Honestly though isn’t she just like the mom in Mean Girls? “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom!” no, no you are not.