FMK: Tom Hiddleston, Chris Hemsworth, & Idris Elba

So last night while Tom Hiddleston was accepting an award, I assume it was a TV Choice Award, his two ‘Thor’ costars Idris Elba and Chris Hemsworth decided to crash his speech. Right when I saw this I realized that I had to play FMK. I mean, did I even have a choice? Three good looking men, it is a fun game to play no matter what.

So let’s play.

Also if you don’t know the rules, you fuck one, you marry one, and you kill one. That simple.

Kill- Tom Hiddleston. I know that everyone on the internet is in love with him and all of that. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t think he is ugly, I just don’t think that he is anything that special? I know, that was probably mean. Whatever, bye Tom.

Fuck- Idris Elba. I do want to marry Idris also but rules are rules and if I was to spend one passionate night with Idris, I could accept that. He is big, he has an incredibly sexy accent, and he is a DJ so he is good with his hands. One night with Idris would be all I ever wanted, and all I ever needed.

Marry- Chris Hemsworth. It was a tough choice between Idris and Chris, but in the end, Chris wins. He is hysterical, he has muscles on muscles, and that Australian accent will get you every time. He reminds me of a big teddy bear that could totally kick someone’s ass for you. What more could you want in a man?

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Idris Elba Shows Off Muscles In New Instagram Post!

Idris Elba is one of the most beautiful men on the planet. He seriously is so handsome and so talented. In my opinion he doesn’t even act like a normal actor. He does what he needs to do, and he does it well but it seems like he would rather be in Ibiza djing or something like that. Can’t blame him, I would want that too.

Now I have no idea if he is training for a role and has to fight in that movie, or if he is actually boxing someone. Absolutely no clue. I am just happy that he posted this photo and I hope that his face doesn’t get beat up. I need to look at that beautiful mug for many years to come.

Good luck on the fight though, if it is a real boxing match. Just be careful! Okay Idris? Be careful.

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People Magazine’s Top Ten List For ‘Sexiest Men Alive’

So we all know that David Beckham is number one for the sexiest man alive. I can’t believe it too them this long to name him that, but I am glad that it finally happened. People decided to release their top ten list though, so let’s check that out!

2. Justin Timberlake

I respect this decision but I am seriously surprised he has yet to be crowned number one. Maybe next year JT, maybe next year.

3. Reid Scott

I genuinely don’t know who he is and that maybe makes me bad at my job. He is a solid 6.5 to me though, he is just pretty high up on this list.

4. Idris Elba

I love Idris Elba, I think he is sexy and I think he should win next year, in fact I am going to campaign that he wins next year. #Idris2016

5. Sam Heughan

No thank you.

6. Justin Theroux

I am so happy he is getting more credit than being Jennifer Aniston’s husband. Justin is crazy hot and crazy talented, good choice for the top ten.

7. Charlie Hunnam

You now how sometimes facial hair does it all for a guy? That is how I feel about facial hair and Charlie Hunnam. With the beard he is a solid 9 but without the beard he is a weak 7.

8. Jussie Smollett

Whenever I see this hottie I try and remind myself to watch ‘Empire’ but I never do. Maybe one day Jussie, until then I will just talk about how attractive I think you are. Those shoes are pretty fly too.

9. Jake Gyllenhaal

Here I go with my love/hate relationship with Jake. Right here he looks incredible then other times he looks so strange. I think he deserves a spot in the top ten though. I also hope he gets a nomination for ‘Southpaw’ that would be incredible. I truly believe he is one of the best actors of our time. Hopefully the Academy does too.

10. Nick Jonas

Not my favorite picture of Nick but hey, he is sexy. He is easily one of the sexiest of young Hollywood right now. I think that Nick is the next JT and eventually he will be ruling the world thanks to Jay Z. I can get down with this choice.

So that is the top ten according to People Magazine! Tell me what you think here!

Forbes Most Influentual Celebrities of 2014 List is a Mess

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So before I get into how much of a mess this list is I will list the top ten for you all to gasp and shake your head at.

1) Steven Spielberg.

2) Oprah Winfrey

3) George Lucas

4) Ron Howard

5) Martin Scorsese

6) Dr, Oz

7) Barbara Walters

8) Bono

9) Stan Lee

10) Rush Limbaugh

So you see the trend in this list of most influential celebrities of 2014 even though we are just about a month into the year? It is all older white men. Who runs Forbes? Probably older white men. It is just a mess! These people are not the most influential celebrities and I am 200% sure of it. I highly doubt that someone would bring up Stan Lee off the top of their heads when it comes to who is influential.

I mean all these people are great directors or raise a lot of money for charity, or are TV hosts, other than Rush Limbaugh he is just an asshole. That one just really throws me for a loop.

Here is what the list should have been when it comes to celebrities.

1) Jennifer Lawrence

2) Justin Timberlake

3) Meryl Streep

4) Jay-Z

5) Beyonce

6) Taylor Swift

7) Oprah Winfrey

8) Ellen DeGeneres

9) Idris Elba

10) Chelsea Handler.

Those are the most influential people in the business, if you don’t like it too bad!

Top 12 sexiest men alive review

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Now I know that this a few days old and whatever but I have been sitting here pouting about the fact that Charlie Hunnam or Chris Hemsworth didn’t win. I mean seriously, what in the fuck are people are People’s Magazine thinking? Why not leave this up to the people?! Leave the sexiest man alive up to the fucking women of this world! Women power! Adam Levine is a weaselly looking cocky mother fucker with a high voice. Sorry, was that too harsh? Not only is this a fucked up first choice the top 15 or whatever was pretty bad too, although there were a few good ones. It was mostly bad.

2. Idris Elba- I believe a few days ago I said he should have been on the cover or one of the runner ups, so I was correct. Something about that man that is just sexy as hell.

3, Luke Bryan- I did not see that dark horse coming but alright, I see you. I guess I don’t find him all that sexy but he has really nice arms. I can see why he would make it to the top 10.

4- Jimmy Fallon- What in the actual fuck is going on here? Do people actually think that Jimmy Fallon is sexy? He is like one of your little brother’s friend that would talk really loud in the house to get attention. We get it Jimmy we can do impressions congrats, on to the next!

5- Bruno Mars- Bruno has an incredible voice but he is not sexy. He is about 5 foot nothing and probably can’t even ride most rides at an amusement park without an adult. Yes, super talented. Not super sexy.

6- Johnathan & Drew Scott- I dont even know who the fuck these twins are but apparently they count as one person. After reading their tiny bullshit description I still don’t know who they are. Get these assholes out of here!

7- Justin Timberlake- After having an incredible year he should have been number one. Believe it or not I am not even attracted to him but I still think that he deserved the top spot. Fuck you People Magazine, Fuck you.

8- Chris Pine- Something about this mother fucker always bothered me and I don’t know what it is. Maybe it is his weird pouty lips or his voice. Since Just My Luck I just haven’t been interested in him at all. Chris Pine seems like the kid that was really weird and smart in high school then graduated and got semi good looking and now it is all that he lives for. “Hey I used to be weird but look at me now” type deal, fuck that noise.

9- Pharrell Williams- Yeah alright, that timeless face will do. Black don’t crack and he is the prime example of that.

10- Ronan Farrow- Yet another nobody on this list, People magazine dropping the ball all over the place. This is apparently Mia Farrow’s kid and his dad might be Frank Sinatra or something, if it is Frankie. Sorry you never met your dad Ronan.

11- Justin Theoroux- Random and not worthy of being so high on the list but he is hot. He can also break dance which makes him hotter and he got my girl Jen Aniston so I can respect that. Just random.

12- David Backham- Look they got another one right, good job! David Beckham will always be one of the sexiest men ever. The end.

Seriously though, where is Charlie Hunnam, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Evans right now? This is the most jacked up top 12 I have ever seen in my life.

Adam Levine: Sexiest Man Alive 2013?

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For years now People’s magazine puts together a special magazine specifically for the sexy celebrity men in our life. Winners of this coveted cover have been Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Johnny Depp, and let’s not forget when they chose Bradley Cooper over Ryan Gosling and the world almost stopped spinning.Anyway this year it seems as though Adam Levine is the front runner for sexiest man alive, here is where I put my foot down and say no. I will not allow for such a thing to happen! I get it, he has tattoos, a nice smile, and can kind of sing but come on really? Out of all the people in the industry you want to use Adam Levine? I have a list of about 10 other people I can think of that deserve it more than this guy.

1. Justin Timberlake just had the year of his life, give it to him!

2. Charlie Hunnam is British AND sexy.

3. Chris Hemsworth is Thor and Australian.

4. Ryan Gosling because every female is in love with him.

5. Usher because I love him.

6. Idris Elba because he is fucking gorgeous and seems like a real badass.

7. Zac Efron because my boyfriend needs a break this year, other than his jaw of course.

Okay so I could only think of 7 guys who really deserve it which is fine by me because these 7 blow that skeezy singer out of the water!