10 Reasons To Follow Ashley Parker Angel On Instagram

Everyone remembers Ashley Parker Angel, right? He was a part of the boy band O-Town and then ended up going solo and having a short lived show on MTV? Yeah, that guy.

Well fun fact is that he is an absolute babe now. I mean back in the day he definitely had a lot going for him. He had those blue eyes, the blonde hair, a jawline that wouldn’t quit. He basically took over the heartthrob role in the group, a very important role in the early 2000’s boyband era.

Well Ashley is still an absolute babe believe it or not. I was checking out his Instagram not long ago and let me just tell you one thing. He is perfection. Now he didnt join O-Town for their reunion tour and he said it was because he was trying to be a model. I had to check it out and well, modeling looks good on him.

Here are 10 reasons why you should follow this former boyband heartthrob to adult beef cake.

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I like girls that wear Abercrombie & Fitch… 🎶 #summer #summertime #summerjam #tbt

A post shared by Ashley Parker Angel (@ashley_parker_angel) on May 26, 2016 at 4:40pm PDT

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Can't wait for selfie driving cars 🚘

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Any requests?😀 #throwbackthursday #tbt

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If those don’t convince you, go and check out his Instagram ashley_parker_angel and you will thank me.

God bless boy band members that are forever sexy.

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Who Would You Rather? Scott Eastwood or Chris Evans

Here are Celebrities Are Tragic, I like to keep things as serious as possible. This is one of those topics that I need to take a step back and think about. I need to really think about things like who would I rather bang, Chris Evans or Scott Eastwood. What a tough choice. How can one really choose between these two certified hotties?

Honestly, I would choose Scott every day and twice on any day that ends in a y. See what I did there?

Now listen, Chris is a good looking guy, don’t get me wrong. He can pull off literally any type of haircut and he looks good with both facial hair and when he is clean shaven. There is just something about Scott that I love. It is probably his jawline, his eyes, his love for animals, his insane body, and the fact that his dad is Clint Eastwood doesn’t hurt either.

So I volunteer as tribute to marry Scott Eastwood, don’t worry ladies I will bite the bullet.

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The Top 17 Hottest NFL Players To Welcome The 2015 Football Season!

 

Last year I wrote up an article with the ten hottest players (hottest players )  but then I realized I really narrowed myself down, a lot. I mean there are a lot more than ten hot football players, so lets just add a few more spots! Let’s give the people what they want! In reality, I just couldn’t decide who should be where, so I wanted to make my list bigger. There will be some repeats but hey, hotness stays hot for years usually!

So here we go, there are also some facts about them so maybe when you’re being forced to watch a game you can throw some of them out there! Just trying to help you out!

17. Eric Decker

Position: Wide receiver
Team: Jets
Age: 28
Relationship status: Married

16. Arian Foster

Position: Running back
Team: Houston Texans
Age: 28
Relationship status: Married

15. Victor Cruz

Position: Wide Receiver
Team: New York Giants
Age: 28
Relationship status: Engaged

14. Rob Gronkowski

Position: Tight End
Team: New England Patriots
Age: 26
Relationship status: Single

13. Colin Kaepernick

Position: Quarterback
Team: San Francisco 49ers
Age: 27
Relationship status: Single

12. Russell Wilson

Position: Quarterback
Team: Seattle Seahawks
Age: 26
Relationship status: In a relationship with Ciara

11. Cam Newton

Position: Quarterback
Team: Carolina Panthers
Age: 26
Relationship status: In a relationship (maybe single? A lot of different reports)

10. Danny Amendola

Position: Wide Receiver
Team: New England Patriots
Age: 29
Relationship status: In a relationship

9. Desean Jackson

Position: Wide Receiver
Team: Philadelphia Eagles
Age: 28
Relationship status: In a relationship

8. JJ Watt

Position: Defensive End
Team: Houston Texans
Age: 26
Relationship status: Single

7. Chris Long

Position: Defensive End
Team: St. Louis Rams
Age: 30
Relationship status: Married

6. Odell Beckham Jr

Position: Wide Receiver
Team: New York Giants
Age: 22
Relationship status: Single

5. Tom Brady

Position: Quarterback
Team: New England Patriots
Age: 38
Relationship status: Married (duh)

4. Bennett Jackson

Position: Safety
Team: New York Giants
Age: 23
Relationship status: Single (?)

3. Jimmy Garoppolo

Position: Back up quarterback
Team: New England Patriots
Age: 23
Relationship status: Single

2. Reggie Bush

Position: Running back
Team: San Francisco 49ers
Age: 30
Relationship status: Married

1.Julian Edelman (Second year in a row!)

Position: Wide Receiver
Team: New England Patriots
Age: 29
Relationship status: Single

Check out the list for 2016!!

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Happy 52nd Birthday Johnny Depp!

You know how there are some people who are just forever hot? Johnny Depp is one of those people. Not many actors can say they have been hot for over three decades, usually at some point they have a fall apart people. Johnny is not one of those men. He has been in the spotlight since 20, and he has been hot ever since then!

So happy birthday you handsome son of a bitch!

Man Crush Monday: Ben Affleck

I do believe that Ben Affleck is one of those guys who only gets hotter with age. When he was a bit younger, you know when he was in “Gigli” and in “Dare Devil” I was never a big fan of him. I didn’t think he could act and I thought he had a big head. Not that he had a big ego or anything, literally just a big ass head. Then he grew up a bit and I saw him in “The Town” and damn, he aged nicely. Like a fine wine some may say.

Let’s be real though, Ben Affleck has slowly become one of the best actors that are around, not only is he an actor though, he directs as well. I think he got some acting tips from his good friend Matt Damon though, not that I could blame him, Matt is incredibly talented as well. After he won his Oscar though, I think that everyone has realized that Ben is the real deal. Plus he is married with three kids, how adorable is that? He seems to really love Jen too, also adorable.

With the movie “Gone Girl” absolutely blowing up this past weekend and him being Batman in the next movie, how could he go wrong? I am ready to see him full frontal in “Gone Girl” I will admit that!

So Ben you keep on aging like fine wine and I will keep on seeing your movies! Do we have a deal?

FMK: The Cast Of That Awkward Moment When..

So let’s play one of my favorite games in the world that is called Fuck, Marry, Kill, it is one of the oldest games in the book. If you don’t know the rules they are pretty self explanatory, you pick one to fuck, one to marry, and one to kill. This may be one of my hardest games of this ever. The whole cast of this movie is beautiful, as I have said before and now I must kill one of them. Which one will it be though.

All of my judgements are based on this one picture by the way.

Kill- Zac Efron, I know it is surprising because I have spoke about how much I have loved him for such a long time. It doesn’t make sense I know! Looking at this picture though? He isn’t looking so hot, he is looking so skinny! He just isn’t looking so hot lately!

Fuck- Michael B. Jordan, I have a thing for him now. I am in love with him. That is really all that I can say about that. He has the perfect smile and he looks very well groomed, is that weird to say? Anyway, I said it and I will stand by it.

Marry- Miles Teller! I have loved this man since I saw him in ‘Project X’ and then in ’21 and Over’, so perfect! He reminds me of a young Vince Vaughn and I love Vince Vaughn so I am going to love Miles Teller. So yes, I would marry him over anyone else.

What about you? What do you think about this list?

Wait, Is Macklemore Attractive?

Last night I was watching the Grammy’s like most of the world and of course Macklemore was one of the biggest winners of the night, he also married a bunch of people. Well no, Queen Latifah married a bunch of people but he brought the soundtrack to the wedding. Anyway, I had one question mind the entire time I saw him, am I attracted to him?

Now normally I don’t find gingers very attractive, I also normally don’t find white rappers attractive, if they aren’t Eminem I just tend to laugh at them. Mac Miller is the finest example of that. I also usually like guys with darker features, dark hair, dark eyes, you are my type! So looking at Macklemore the only thing that he has that I would normally go for is a nice jawline, that jawline could cut a damn rock!

Macklemore also has a really weird speaking voice, it is kind of raspy and weird, right? That just makes me like him more! It means that when he sings he gives it all that he has, or he was just born with a voice like that. After seeing him about three hours on my screen though I came to the solid conclusion that Macklemore is in fact good looking and talented.

Congrats on the certified hotness level Macklemore, I hope that you continue to make party music and don’t take yourself too seriously.

Also, this song is straight fire! Enjoy!

Nick Lachey is still heating it up!

I feel as though every few pages I need to appreciate the Greek God named Nick Lachey, this beautiful man! He is still over 98 degrees of hot even if the band wasn’t the greatest. Anyway, look at this man! This is him hanging out with his wife and son somewhere warm during the holidays. Maybe Mexico? Maybe it was California? Who cares?! Just let him be shirtless!

Now can we appreciate how he is like 39 years old and still looks like this. I understand that he can afford to work out all the time and let me tell you what. I genuinely appreciate this man. It is really too bad his solo career never took off because “What’s Left of Me” is such a classic is isn’t even funny. Plus that is where he met his now wife Vanessa, ugh such a love story!

Well Hello There Nick Jonas

So I have a real question for everyone, when the fuck did Nick Jonas get hot? I mean seriously, this guy is good looking now. He is the best looking out of the Chia Pet brothers that is for sure! I was just trolling through random websites and found out that he was on an episode of Hawaii 5-0, cool let me google that too! Then I found this pictures. Well damn Nick Jonas puberty was good to you.

Now I am a bit old for the Jonas Brothers, I was never a huge fan of them or anything. I thought they were all ugly. Kevin Jonas is somehow married even though him and his wife probably share the same skinny jeans. Joe Jonas is a hopeless wanna be that will never be. Then there is this little one, Nick Jonas. You beautiful little man! Yes, I approve of you!

So here you go readers, look at how much this guy grew up, proud of you Nick Jonas! Keep eating whatever you are eating because let me tell you, it is working for you.

PS…Demi Lovato, date this guy. You two would be beautiful together.