Man Crush Monday: Logan Lerman.

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If you are sitting here right now not knowing who Logan Lerman is I would advise you to get on Netflix right now and watch either ‘Stuck In Love’ or ‘Perks of Being a Wallflower’ hell watch both! Logan Lerman is the next big actor and I am sure of that. I know that last week I said the same thing about Dylan O’Brien but I am more positive about Lerman. I feel like he is going to be the next Clooney, well maybe.

I mean just look at his perfect blue eyes and his little awkward smirk, so damn cute.

Logan Lerman is the fucking perfect little guy, he is 22 years old and has starred in some high grossing movies already! I think that it will end up being between him or Josh Hutcherson in the future and 9 out of 10 times, Lerman will get the role. That is just my thoughts on it. He is adorable, when he acts it is just natural. Oh he was in ‘Riding In Cars With Boys’ one of the many Barrymore classics!

Anyway, I can’t wait to see what the future has in store for Lerman since he will be the next biggest thing ever. Maybe he will be the next DiCaprio rather than Clooney? I mean he is in a movie with Brad Pitt, well filming a movie with Brad Pitt, still though! It will be interesting to see how far he goes.

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J.Law and T.Swift win the Golden Globes red carpet.

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I officially have a new faoviret celebrity friendship and that would be the friendship of Jennifer Lawrence and Taylor Swift. Now I obviously have no idea if these two really hang out or not but they are two people I am obsessed with. Yes, in my eyes neither can really do any wrong. Just two blonde beauties that frolic through Hollywood without a care and I sit back jealous as fuck because I want to be friends with them.

Last night this picture made the internet explode when Ryan Seacrest posted this on his Instagram. J.Law was just floored by the beauty of Taylor Swift and couldn’t help but lunge herself at the star. Well not really. Jennifer stood off to the side until Taylor was done then stepped in to talk to her. Hell she even joked that shew anted to push Taylor down the stairs and Taylor said that she could have done it. I mean Taylor Swift wants Jennifer Lawrence to push her down the fucking stairs, how perfect is that?

These two are perfect and I hope that we get to know more about their friendship. Taylor should write a song about their friendship so we can all feel like we are a part of it. Plus I am much more accepting of this friendship rather than T.Swift and that 14 year old Hailee thing, that is just awkward for everyone involved. Taylor I am proud of you making friends your own age.

Miley & Kellan are totally bumpin uglies!

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Most people have no idea who Kellan Lutz with but he is one of the best kept secrets in the world. Seriously, Kellan Lutz is fucking gorgeous and I am proud of my girl Miley if this is true. So he showed up at the Jingle Ball concert in NYC and now he was just spotted coming off of Miley’s private jet from Miami. Now at first I thought that it was just random but I would like to think differently. My first point is, do you really think that Miley would let some random onto her plane? No, I don’t think so.

I read somewhere that a website said that today would be random, which isn’t true at all. Let’s see she just broke up with Liam, a tall hot blonde dude. Guess what Kellan is? A tall, hot and buff blonde guy. I mean come on, that is basically a match made in heaven. He is fucking gorgeous. She is gorgeous.

In my opinion I think Miley should settle down with him because why the fuck not? It would stop rumors about her and Juicy J and shit like that. Anyway, brava Miley, Kellan is easily one of the hottest guys in Hollywood that isn’t recognized enough.

Katy Perry and John Mayer are exhausting!

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Is there a couple more annoying than this couple right here? Well obviously there is and they go by Kimye but John and Katy come at a close second. Katy Perry drives me up a fucking wall to begin with, she is all about look at me! She writes songs to supposedly empower people then wears next to nothing as she sings these terrible songs. John Mayer is a reformed playboy who we are supposed to be feel bad about because he isn’t that guy anymore!

I just feel like these two people would be absolutely exhausting to be around.They both love attention and it would just drive me up a fucking wall.Katy Perry with those big ol eyes trying ti act like Puss N’ Boots while John Mayer acts quirky as fuck. They would be like. “Look at me!!” Then the other would be like. “LOOK AT ME TOO!”

After listening to this song I realized I dislike them even more. When Katy Perry first got dumped by Russell Brand I thought it would be a good thing, she seemed like a fun loving person not a angry British man, so it makes sense they didn’t work out. Then she got with John Mayer, the bigger man whore in Hollywood. Katy, he broke T.Swifts heart first, then Jennifer Aniston’s heart, or maybe it was the other way around…Either way what makes you think you are different?!

Due to me not blessing this relationship they will probably last forever because things I like never last.

This couple can shut up now though, please and thanks!

Is Harry Styles good looking?

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This is the question that I have been trying to figure out the answer to since he dated the one and only T.Swift. Is Harry Styles actually good looking? He is eerily similar to Mic Jagger so we all know that poor Harry isn’t going to age well. I am just trying to figure out why it seems like so many women in Hollywood want him. I am thinking it is because he is the obvious leader of the boyband. See in Backstreet Boys it was Nick Carter, he wasn’t the voice of the band or anything but he was who all the girls like. Then with NSYNC it was Justin Timberlake because yet again he didn’t have the best voice in the band but he was young and cute. I am thinking it is the same thing with Harry. He isn’t that good looking, he has dimples, that is about it. Some how though he has been able to sneak his way into the Jenner family for a night with Kendall Tits McGee Jenner.

So tonight on the AMAs I will watch and try to figure out if I find him attractive yet again. Judging by all the pictures I googled I will go with no. Maybe when I hear his English accent my thoughts will change though.

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart back to bumpin’ uglies

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Alright so there are something things that I will just never understand when it comes to Hollywood. The relationship between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart is probably close to being at the very top of this list for many reasons.

1. She cheated on you bro, she cheated on you hard and she didn’t even try and hide it. Remember those weird pictures of her being hugged from behind by that creepy director? Then you guys got back together right in time for the final Twilight movie? Hm makes no sense to me!

2. They break up at least once a year for months at a time. Hey, if you want to be an on again off again couple that is absolutely fine with me. At this point though they have been dating for as long as they have been broken up, enough of this nonsense and make up ya damn mind kids!

3. Why Kristen Stewart? My theory is that she has a magical vagina that sings sweet melodies that only Robert Pattinson and dogs can hear. She seems like a wet blanket. She would be that girl at the party who stood in the corner and crossed her arms over her chest just looking around the party while Pattinson danced the night away. She would also be the girl to pull him away from talking to other girls even though she openly cheated on him.

Anyway this couple is apparently dating again and I know that Twilight fans are probably losing their shit. So I guess congrats even though she openly cheated on you and you kind of look like a little bitch right now.

Just a side note can you imagine how much Robert’s family probably dislikes K.Stew. I mean she made their son look like an absolute fool. Just a thought, I would love to be a fly on the wall at family gatherings.