Rihanna Can’t Keep Her Clothes On

If you follow Rihanna on Twitter or Instagram you will realize how much this woman hates clothing! She thinks clothes are lame and she feels as though being naked is no big deal. Truthfully being naked is beautiful, being comfortable in your own skin is incredible but in American it is frowned upon. Good thing Rihanna is living it up in Brazil! Naked for days! She doesn’t give two fucks who sees it either, just celebrating her killer body.

Brazil seems to be the spot where celebrities get real wild though right? Bieber and his orgies, Rihanna and having no clothing. I need to go to Brazil!

Rihanna is starting to become that famous person who doesn’t even need to sing to stay relevant. I mean she hasn’t come out with a new album in a while and her last album in my humble opinion sucked. Maybe she is just trying to absorb any kind of inspiration through every pore in her body, so she needs to be naked? Yeah. I will go with that.

Anyway here are some more nearly naked pictures to celebrate Rihanna’s banging body.

Truthfully though if I had a body like that and a cool Caribbean accent I would never wear clothing, ever!

Ke$ha Checks Into Rehab!

When I first read that Ke$ha checked herself into rehab I figured it was because of her brushing her teeth with a bottle of Jack. I never thought it would be because of an eating disorder. I have always liked Ke$ha because she is who she is. She has always seemed like a bad bitch who had nothing but confidence. I guess that even bad bitches have their moments of weakness though.

You know, a lot of people have called her fat in the past, saying she is bigger and all of that bullshit. Know what I say to that? Ke$ha is 5’9″ there is no way that she could look healthy looking like a twig. She isn’t built like Selena Gomez or Miley Cyrus who are naturally slimmer and shorter, Ke$ha is tall! She can’t help it! Tall people usually weigh more because there is more area to fill.

This is just a shot out to any women reading this article. No matter what your body type is never feel ashamed of it. If you aren’t happy with yourself there are plenty of things you can do to try and live a healthier lifestyle. There is no need to not eat or throw up your dinner. You are beautiful however you are built. That is what makes people beautiful, looking unique in certain ways.

Amanda Bynes is a free bitch baby!

Amanda Bynes seems to finally be moving forward.

The troubled star “has completed her inpatient rehabilitation and she’s feeling better every day,” her mother’s lawyer, Tamar Arminak tells People.com.

Bynes, 27, is said to be recovering at her parents’ Los Angeles home after being hospitalized when she started a fire in a driveway in July, following months of erratic behavior.

“She’s now looking at various colleges with the intention of majoring in fashion design,” the attorney’s statement says. “She’s mentioned before she’s interested in creating a clothing line.”

Bynes’ mom, Lynn Bynes, was granted legal control over her daughter in October.

Although I did love Amanda Bynes calling out Drake every other day and telling Mac Miller to hop on her dick, I am truly happy that she is getting healthier. I think that if she could use that shit in a comedian routine she could be fucking hilarious, she should look into that. Anyway, she is looking at colleges and everything which is really great too. I just hope that it doesn’t turn into when Emma Watson went to college then left because of all the Harry Potter jokes. No one should push this bitch! We saw what happened last time!

At least her and her parent’s are cool, that means they are one step closer to letting her have a good career. Let’s be real, Amanda Bynes was fucking hilarious at age 7, she knows what’s up. She deserves another shot, yeah she burned some bridges, said some fucked up shit but she went to rehab and cleaned up her act. She also got put on some meds to keep her balanced.

I will miss you saying “Murder my vagina” and calling people ugly, Amanda but I hope that you are given time to adjust to the real world. Maybe asshole paparazzi can give you a day before they start chasing you around.

Lisa Lampanelli is half the woman she used to be.

When I first saw this picture I thought, who is this skinny bitch? Know who it is? LISA LAMPANELLI!!! Like what in the fuck happened? How did this happen? Well obviously there was some kind of surgery but God damn. Hopefully this isn’t like when Jonah Hill got skinny then he lost all of his funniness. I can only pray that doesn’t happen. Seriously thought, holy shit right? I mean I am used to her talking about three black dicks in all of her holes but I can’t picture that now. Black men like big white women not skinny white women.

There you go Lisa, you look great, keep taking dicks, losing pounds, you are still fucking awesome.