FMK: Tom Hiddleston, Chris Hemsworth, & Idris Elba

So last night while Tom Hiddleston was accepting an award, I assume it was a TV Choice Award, his two ‘Thor’ costars Idris Elba and Chris Hemsworth decided to crash his speech. Right when I saw this I realized that I had to play FMK. I mean, did I even have a choice? Three good looking men, it is a fun game to play no matter what.

So let’s play.

Also if you don’t know the rules, you fuck one, you marry one, and you kill one. That simple.

Kill- Tom Hiddleston. I know that everyone on the internet is in love with him and all of that. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t think he is ugly, I just don’t think that he is anything that special? I know, that was probably mean. Whatever, bye Tom.

Fuck- Idris Elba. I do want to marry Idris also but rules are rules and if I was to spend one passionate night with Idris, I could accept that. He is big, he has an incredibly sexy accent, and he is a DJ so he is good with his hands. One night with Idris would be all I ever wanted, and all I ever needed.

Marry- Chris Hemsworth. It was a tough choice between Idris and Chris, but in the end, Chris wins. He is hysterical, he has muscles on muscles, and that Australian accent will get you every time. He reminds me of a big teddy bear that could totally kick someone’s ass for you. What more could you want in a man?

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FMK: The Cast Of That Awkward Moment When..

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So let’s play one of my favorite games in the world that is called Fuck, Marry, Kill, it is one of the oldest games in the book. If you don’t know the rules they are pretty self explanatory, you pick one to fuck, one to marry, and one to kill. This may be one of my hardest games of this ever. The whole cast of this movie is beautiful, as I have said before and now I must kill one of them. Which one will it be though.

All of my judgements are based on this one picture by the way.

Kill- Zac Efron, I know it is surprising because I have spoke about how much I have loved him for such a long time. It doesn’t make sense I know! Looking at this picture though? He isn’t looking so hot, he is looking so skinny! He just isn’t looking so hot lately!

Fuck- Michael B. Jordan, I have a thing for him now. I am in love with him. That is really all that I can say about that. He has the perfect smile and he looks very well groomed, is that weird to say? Anyway, I said it and I will stand by it.

Marry- Miles Teller! I have loved this man since I saw him in ‘Project X’ and then in ’21 and Over’, so perfect! He reminds me of a young Vince Vaughn and I love Vince Vaughn so I am going to love Miles Teller. So yes, I would marry him over anyone else.

What about you? What do you think about this list?