So last night while Tom Hiddleston was accepting an award, I assume it was a TV Choice Award, his two ‘Thor’ costars Idris Elba and Chris Hemsworth decided to crash his speech. Right when I saw this I realized that I had to play FMK. I mean, did I even have a choice? Three good looking men, it is a fun game to play no matter what.
So let’s play.
Also if you don’t know the rules, you fuck one, you marry one, and you kill one. That simple.
Kill- Tom Hiddleston. I know that everyone on the internet is in love with him and all of that. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t think he is ugly, I just don’t think that he is anything that special? I know, that was probably mean. Whatever, bye Tom.
Fuck- Idris Elba. I do want to marry Idris also but rules are rules and if I was to spend one passionate night with Idris, I could accept that. He is big, he has an incredibly sexy accent, and he is a DJ so he is good with his hands. One night with Idris would be all I ever wanted, and all I ever needed.
Marry- Chris Hemsworth. It was a tough choice between Idris and Chris, but in the end, Chris wins. He is hysterical, he has muscles on muscles, and that Australian accent will get you every time. He reminds me of a big teddy bear that could totally kick someone’s ass for you. What more could you want in a man?
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So everyone knows how this game works. You fuck someone, you kill someone, and you marry someone, that simple. With a group of guys like this though? Well I will say it will probably a bit tougher than usual. Everyone loves ‘Magic Mike’ and I can’t wait for it to come out. The cast of men are super hot, and what is hotter than male strippers? Not much.
So here we go with Matt Bomer, Channing Tatum, and good ol Joe Manganiello.
Fuck- Channing Tatum- I feel like Channing is kind of stupid. Now I know he isn’t since he went from being super made fun of to one of the hottest actors out there but I still think he might be a little dumb. With those dance moves though, I think he would be perfect for the fuck category.
Kill- Matt Bomer- I am sorry but Matt you just don’t have what it takes when your up against these two men. Your blue eyes are dreamy and everything, I am sorry.
Marry- Joe Manganiello- I have loved him since he was on ‘One Tree Hill’ and then when he was on ‘True Blood’ man oh man he is perfection. That height, deep voice, and muscles well I wouldn’t hate to be next to him every single night.
So there you have it! Quick little FMK group, can never go wrong with this game!
Now apparently these three guys had gone and photobombed a bunch of people for a Super Bowl segment on Jimmy’s show. Great, funny, hilarious. Now let’s get down to the real question that I have. Who would you rather fuck, marry, or kill. It is one of my favorite things to play when there is a group of three relatively attractive men. I mean it is a really hard choice, life changing actually.
Let’s get down to business!
Kill- Jimmy Fallon. Most people love Jimmy for his antics and I can’t stand him. He drives absolutely bananas, I think that he is there more for his own gain than anyone else’s gain. An interviewer is supposed to ask questions, not just sit there and talk about how much he loves someone else. So yeah, easy one right there. Bye Jimmy.
Fuck- Chris Pratt. Well I would feel bad about having sex with Chris first of all. He is married to Anna Farris and I love that bitch. So I think if we got drunk and just real quick it would be good. Plus he is a Seahawks fan, I can’t deal with that.
Marry- Chris Evans. Is this even fair if Chris Evans is involved? I mean really, look at him. He is perfect. He has a great jawline, blue eyes, stubble, just absolute perfection that I could be with forever. Plus he is from Massachusetts, which means we root for all the same teams. I wouldn’t have to buy any new jerseys! Oh and he is Captain America, the end.
Who would you pick?