Amanda Bynes is a free bitch baby!

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Amanda Bynes seems to finally be moving forward.

The troubled star “has completed her inpatient rehabilitation and she’s feeling better every day,” her mother’s lawyer, Tamar Arminak tells People.com.

Bynes, 27, is said to be recovering at her parents’ Los Angeles home after being hospitalized when she started a fire in a driveway in July, following months of erratic behavior.

“She’s now looking at various colleges with the intention of majoring in fashion design,” the attorney’s statement says. “She’s mentioned before she’s interested in creating a clothing line.”

Bynes’ mom, Lynn Bynes, was granted legal control over her daughter in October.

Although I did love Amanda Bynes calling out Drake every other day and telling Mac Miller to hop on her dick, I am truly happy that she is getting healthier. I think that if she could use that shit in a comedian routine she could be fucking hilarious, she should look into that. Anyway, she is looking at colleges and everything which is really great too. I just hope that it doesn’t turn into when Emma Watson went to college then left because of all the Harry Potter jokes. No one should push this bitch! We saw what happened last time!

At least her and her parent’s are cool, that means they are one step closer to letting her have a good career. Let’s be real, Amanda Bynes was fucking hilarious at age 7, she knows what’s up. She deserves another shot, yeah she burned some bridges, said some fucked up shit but she went to rehab and cleaned up her act. She also got put on some meds to keep her balanced.

I will miss you saying “Murder my vagina” and calling people ugly, Amanda but I hope that you are given time to adjust to the real world. Maybe asshole paparazzi can give you a day before they start chasing you around.

This is not sexy Miranda Kerr

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Honestly, I have always really liked Miranda Kerr, she seems normal enough. Seemed I should say. I used to think she was one of the pretty Victoria’s Secret angels next to Adriana Lima of course, no one can beat that woman when it comes to looks.Lima was also a virgin until she was married, good for her! You go Lima.

Anyway, back to the subject, Miranda Kerr, really cute little Australian model who married then divorced Orlando Bloom. Well I recently saw this picture and I have a serious question. Is this really considered sexy? I mean look at this, this isn’t sexy right? You can see her ribs and her bra is fucking stupid. I know it is Chanel and I should be crying because I will never be able to afford it but seriously, really? This looks fucking ridiculous!

I am all for women not being Photoshopped in their photos and I don’t think this one is. I just don’t find this the least bit sexy. I feel like this is a model trying too hard. Miranda, go be a mom, you’re cute in that role.

Taylor Swift crushes the AMA carpet

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Let’s be real, this is T.Swifts sexiest look ever right? Golden sandal heels, legs for days, messy sex hair, and a short ass dress. This is one of the first times she decided not to wear a fucking prom dress to an award show and she made the right decision. My theory is that she knew that Harry Styles and Kendall would be there so she needed to vamp it up.

Brava T.Swift, you won the competition. With those legs for days, that light make up, and crazy sex hair you won this war.

There is nothing she does better than revenge or apparently fashion.