The question here is, did Fox’s new horror/comedy live up to the hype? We have heard about it for months and finally last night it premiered. Let me answer with one word. Yes! It absolutely lived up to the hype, and was probably even funnier than I imagined it would be.
I have never watched any Ryan Murphy show other than ‘Glee’, I never got into the American Horror series that he put out, because even the commercials freaked me out. After watching just the pilot episode of ‘Scream Queens’ I have come to the conclusion that Ryan Murphy is brilliant. The whole episode was hilarious.
I would also like to formally apologize to Emma Roberts. I have always doubted her acting ability but I am almost positive that the role of Chanel was the role she was meant to play. Her comedic delivery on lines was absolutely perfect.
So yes, I will be watching for the rest of the season and I can’t wait to see how it all plays out. I just hope it doesn’t take six seasons to figure out who the devil is, or who the child is. Yeah I am looking at you ‘Pretty Little Liars’.
Here are some of the best lines from last nights show. I will say, this show is extremely quotable, something I love in a television show.
1. “What fresh Hell is this?” – Chanel
2. “I am not missing ‘Waterfalls’ for this. ‘Waterfalls’ is my jam.” – Same random
3. “Excuse me, ‘White Mammy.’ I have a question & it’s just a hypothetical. If I asked you if you knew somethin’ ’bout berthin’ no babies or if you knew nothin’ ’bout berthin’ no babies,’ what would you say?” – Chanel to Dean Mammy
4. “Do you think you like to munch box because your last name is Munsch, or is that just a coincidence?” – Chanel to Dean Munsch
5. “Ok someone turn me into Jada Pinkett Smith” – ex Kappa president before a spray tan.
6. “We have a side boob mixer, followed by a white party, where everyone is encouraged to be slash wear white.” – Gigi
7. “They’re the dregs of society… ‘Neckbrace,’ real name Hester: History major She smells like hot dog water and probably sprained her neck giving blumpkins down at the local bowling alley.” Chanel
8. “Who told you you could have a baby here tonight?” – Random KKT girl
9. “I am gonna barf on your face unless you get out of here.” – Dean to Chad
10. “I love all that death stuff. I got my first boner watching Faces of Death.” – Chad to Chanel
11. “How did you get HPV? When were you in Mexico?” – Chanel
12. “Good evening idiot hookers.” – Chanel
13. “Ok, Pissy Spacek.” – Chanel
14. “It’ll be fun, like a Friends episode… but someone’s trying to murder all the Friends.” – Gigi
15. “Is this scotch? It’s 10AM?” – Wes
16. “Sorry, I just broke up with you, bye.” – Chad
17. “Private like the parts of a man that you like to put in your mouth?” – Boon
18. “Shandell, why you gotta knife through your throat?” – Denise
19. “Ever since I broke up with you, I banged like 50 chicks.” – Chad
Can I just add a big shout out to Abigail Breslin, looking good girl! Also Nick Jonas playing another gay character, good for you not giving a damn about how it may “hurt” your image!
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