Ariana Grande Is Selling $150 Cat Ear Headphones

Even though she's busy riding dick bicycles and dealing with wrist icicles, Ariana Grande — the Thomas Edison of our generation — still has time in her schedule to create innovative technology to solve modern-day needs:
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Ariana Grande you ain’t slick! Before I get into why Ariana Grande isn’t slick, let me tell you one thing. Those wireless headphones are not worth it. They are going to be a ripoff of Beats by Dre. That’s all you need to know.

Now back tow why Ariana Grande ain’t slick. I have watched the theatrical masterpiece ‘Josie and the Pussycats’ , which is why I would never buy a pair.

Number one, she copied them and number two, we all know that these are designed to brainwash the youth!

DID WE LEARN NOTHING FROM JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS ABOUT BRAINWASHING CAT EAR HEADPHONES?!?!?!??!?!

Fiona introduced us to these for complete government control of teenagers. We are already brainwashed enough.

Look at what happened to these teens!

Don’t buy these copycat cat ears!

KEEP YOUR TEENS CLOSE, PEOPLE.

I am on to you Ariana Grande.

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