Blake Shelton & Miranda Lambert Are Divorcing!

Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert are getting divorced  … TMZ has learned.

The couple filed divorce docs a while ago, and a judge is expected to officially end their 4-year marriage today.  We’re told Blake is the one who filed.

We’re also told all the financial arrangements have been worked out … made easy by the fact that they have a prenup. 

The divorce was filed in Oklahoma.

Our sources say he will get the ranch in Oklahoma and she’ll get the family home in Nashville.  Our sources say Miranda has been moving her show animals — horses, a camel and a llama — off the ranch in the last few days.
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Although a lot of people hate on TMZ they are usually right when it comes to this stuff, they don’t post most of their articles without at least some knowledge. So that is the only reason why I am posting this before they have made a statement.

I just want to start this off by saying, love is dead. Love is absolutely dead. If two rednecks who love to drink, shoot guns, and sing can’t make it work? Where is there a chance for any of us to make it? There is no chance! That is what I am trying to say! First Ben and Jen break my heart, now Blake and Miranda want to stomp on it a little bit more, make sure it is nice and broken.

Blake, what is wrong with you? Have you not heard the song ‘Gunpowder and lead’? I mean Miranda doesn’t play!

Honestly, one of the weirdest things about this is the fact that Miranda owns a show camel. I didn’t even know that those things existed. I didn’t know anyone would even want a pet camel let alone one to show!

I hope that Miranda comes out with some real angry music, just straight up crazy music. That would be awesome.

———————–Update———–

This is the statement that the couple have released confirming the divorce

“This is not the future we envisioned,and it is with heavy hearts that we move forward separately. We are real people, with real lives, with real families, friends and colleagues. Therefore, we kindly ask for privacy and compassion concerning this very personal matter.”

Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner Are Divorcing After 10 Years Of Marriage

No! I will not accept this! My heart is broken because of this! Alright, maybe I am being a little bit dramatic but come on guys! Why do you have to get divorced? Well, obviously they have their reasons, but can’t they stay together, if not for the kids than for me?

There have been rumors swirling for a while about marriage problems but I was just going to ignore them. I haven’t posted about them being I assumed that they were well nothing but rumors. There were some moving trucks outside of their home in California, I just assumed that they were finding a new place, not divorce! This couple was my very favorite Hollywood couple! Who can I root for now? Other than Freddie Prinze and Sarah Michelle of course, if they get a divorce I give up.

Really though, this is like when Ryan and Reese got divorced. This is why we can’t have nice things!

Honestly, I hope that they figure everything out and the transition for their kids is easy. May you two both find happiness, but maybe not get a real divorce. Maybe this is just an early April fools prank or something.

PS: I’m really sad.

Michelle Branch Files For Divorce From Husband Teddy Landau

Michelle Branch, Teddy Landau

The “Game of Love” sure can be a tough one sometimes.

Michelle Branch filed for divorce from her longtime husband Teddy Landau earlier this month, E! News can confirm.

In court documents obtained by E! News, the “All You Wanted” and “Are You Happy Now?” singer cites irreconcilable differences for the split. Without using a lawyer, the 31-year-old also requested joint custody of the couple’s nine-year-old daughter Owen Isabelle. (http://www.eonline.com/news/626927/michelle-branch-files-for-divorce-from-husband-teddy-landau-after-11-years-of-marriage?cmpid=sn-111021-facebook-na-eonline)

This would be an appropriate time to listen to Goodbye To You, right? I mean is there a more perfect time? That is really the only thing I wanted to say about this whole break up. Hopefully this makes her want to come out with new music soon, that would be pretty bomb.

Also, she has a nine year old daughter? I am feeling pretty damn old right about now.

Chris Martin & Gwyneth Paltrow Are Totally Dunzo

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I would say that this break up is probably the least surprising thing of all time. Chris and Gwyneth were hardly together, so it seemed at least. They made it a point not to walk any red carpet together or go to any parties together. I understand keeping your private life from the public eye but damn, that goes above and beyond the call of privacy. It was only recently that they were even spotted together as strange as that sounds.

I feel like as a celebrity couple you have to be photographed sometimes. If you are always traveling apart how can you stay together? It just doesn’t make sense.

This couple also announced their divorce in an open letter about how they both have thrown in the towel. The whole thing sounds like it was trying to sound like a break up was so mutual it was perfect. It is really bizarre, in fact, here it is!

“It is with hearts full of sadness that we have decided to separate. We have been working hard for well over a year, some of it together, some of it separated, to see what might have been possible between us, and we have come to the conclusion that while we love each other very much we will remain separate,We are, however, and always will be a family, and in many ways we are closer than we have ever been. We are parents first and foremost, to two incredibly wonderful children and we ask for their and our space and privacy to be respected at this difficult time. We have always conducted our relationship privately, and we hope that as we consciously uncouple and coparent, we will be able to continue in the same manner.”

What a great eulogy for a 10 year long marriage that no one thought would last in the first place. At least they left us with one thing that we will never forget. The name Apple Martin.