Nikki Reed Shows Off Massive Engagement Ring From Ian Somerhalder!

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Just in case you weren’t aware these two beautiful creatures are now engaged, in fact they have been for a little while. This is the first time that Nikki is showing off that massive rock though. Before I go any further, can we just say what we are all thinking? I wish I was her. Yup, Ian is one of the hottest men on television and he cares about the planet and animals. I mean who doesn’t love a hottie with a heart of gold?

Now that I got that out of my system, let me continue. These two have only publicly been together since about July, but I think this one may last. They both are beautiful, so that helps. They both care about our planet, and they have already adopted a ton of animals together. How precious is that?

After reading some comment sections I have found out that not many people are aware of who Nikki Reed is. They know her from being the bad bitch Rosalie from ‘Twilight’ but that is it. Let me give you some facts about Nikki Reed and why I love her so much. First and foremost she co-wrote and starred in one of the best movies of all time ‘Thirteen’. It is a movie I have seen probably a hundred times, and I will force my children to watch. Drugs are bad kids, don’t do drugs. She was also on ‘The O.C.’ another thing I was obsessed with. Of course her character was dating Ryan, I wanted Ryan and Marissa together, so I hated her, but that isn’t the point!

Congrats to the happy couple and I hope that you two have insanely attractive children together and save the world together too!

Patrick Schwarzenegger & Miley Cyrus Are Hollywood’s Hottest New Couple!

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Well, well if snapping a picture while making out with someone isn’t the sign that you two are officially a couple, then I don’t know what else you could call it! This weekend Patrick took Miley to a USC Trojans game, which was where he attended colleges, and they made out for all the world to see. Now rumors have been going for a while about these two but I think that this show of affection kind of proves that they are a couple. Well at least that they are together in some respect.

I read some comments of what people had to say, and most said things like how random the couple is. Let’s be real. Miley Cyrus loves to be raunchy on stage, hump things on stage, and post weird Instagram pictures but her taste in men is tall, blonde, and handsome. If you think I am wrong let’s take a look back on her past relationships. Liam Hemsworth, what was he? Tall, blonde, and handsome. Then there was that quick little thing with Kellan Lutz, again, tall, blonde, and handsome. Now let’s look at Patrick, oh and again, tall, blonde, and handsome. Yup, Miley likes her men to look all American that is for sure.

I guess this means that Miley is technically dating someone from the Kennedy dynasty, right? I mean can you imagine Miley at their family compound in Hyannis Port ? Just twerking while the ghost of JFK shakes his head. Or maybe he would approve since we all know the Kennedy’s weren’t exactly the most modest family in the world.

Anyway, I am about this couple! How sweet is it that back in 2009 Patrick said he had a crush on Miley too, the guy gets the girl.

PS: I would love it if at some point she sings ‘Party In The USA’ with him in the background, because America!

Zac Efron & Michelle Rodriguez Continued Their PDA Filled Vacation

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So while everyone is mourning the fact that Ryan Gosling is going to be a father, I am over here having trouble with the fact Zac Efron is still in Italy with Michelle Rodriguez. What is happening?! Zac why are you breaking my heart with these kind of photos? I mean a picture of them kissing on a boat could easily just be a drunk kiss. Although hopefully not drunk on Zac’s part since he needs to stay sober. Just a little mistake. Then I see photos like the one above. They look like a damn couple.

This is my theory on these two. So Zac is still in love with Vanessa Hudgens, well maybe he is, I think that he is. Michelle looks like Vanessa just about ten years older with a few years of partying. So he figured that it could a good reminder of his ex.

I don’t know. I don’t think that Michelle is part of the whole twelve step program that Zac should be following considering there are photos of her just pounding drink after drink.

I do think that this is some kind of publicity stunt though. Zac has always been very private about his life and I don’t know why he is deciding to show this so freely. I smell something fishy going on. Very Fishy.

It’s Official, Big Sean & Naya Rivera Called Off Their Engagement

ImageCan we be honest? If anyone really surprised that they two are no longer together? They have been together for about eight months or some shit, already got engaged, now they are broken up. Recently people are saying that Naya is trying to be the next Kim Kardashian so going through rappers could be her thing, right? Just trying to get her name out there by dating up and coming rappers.

Recently in a song Big Sean rapped about how Naya was “on glee and shit, probably making more money than me and shit” maybe that had something to do with the break up. Naya was too rich? No, that is a joke. People are saying that she is too jealous, some shit like that.

Naya did send out a pretty funny text claiming that Big Sean stole some of her Rolex watches and he is saying that is nothing but a lie.

I can see this feud going on for years to come. We can be sure that Big Sean continues to date B list actresses and Naya continues to date B list rappers.

Oh young love.

Drake & Rihanna Perform Together In Paris!

So Drake and Rihanna are hopefully back on again, they are always on and off and now they are on! I want these two to be a couple more than anything. Well not more than world peace and stuff like that but more than anything in the entertainment business! Yup, I love these two.

Watching this video you can totally tell that they are banging too, look at their chemistry! Why can’t they just come out and say that they are dating? Drake is such a huge step up from Chris Beat-her-down Brown.

So watch the video and enjoy it. I have nothing more to say other than I think these two should get married right now.

Justin and Selena are back on!

ImageI was just wondering who called that these two would end up back together when Selena announced her break and Justin announced his break. I did! I swear, I know more about celebrity couples than celebrities know! I mean look at these two just scootering about Justin’s neighborhood, probably after smoking a doobie or two. Alright, Justin probably smoked some, Selena probably judged him.

Honestly what is Selena thinking right now though? This is not a good look for you girl! Justin has been going down a free fall and you aren’t. Keep it that way. Bieber got filmed by a damn Brazilian prostitute, learn from it girl! You don’t want to be with that. Justin is a want to be bad boy, which is worse than an actual bad boy. Bad boy’s do shit and just say whatever. Justin looks to do things that made him look tough.

Selena I was starting to like you, when you said you made Justin cry was one of my favorite things ever. Now you are back scootering with him. Not a good look girl. Happy 2014 Beliebers because your master is back with his ex who makes fun of him.

Selena get ready for those crazy Belieber death threats!

Demi Lovato & Creepy Fez will get engaged?

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Demi Lovato has been grabbing headlines quite a bit lately for a few reasons. She confirmed that after two seasons of sitting on the judging panel for The X Factor USA she won’t be returning for another go round, if the show returns in spite of its lackluster ratings. She has also decided that it’s time to open up about the drug use that landed her in rehab three years ago. We now know that at her worst Demi couldn’t last more than 30 minutes without needing to feed her cocaine addiction. She has admitted to doing lines while flying first class after everyone around her had fallen asleep.

Demi has often talked about how she has purposely decided to speak up about her struggles to help inspire other young girls to get help, maybe like Selena Gomez? Along the way it seems like Demi has been inspired by Wilmer Valderrama, which is kind of ironic since he used to be considered one of Hollywood’s biggest bad boys that really likes to party. I kind of have to wonder if hanging with him helped to fuel Demi’s bad habits. The two had dated before Demi went to rehab and in the last 6 months or so it seems that they have rekindled things. The two have been spotted together often – everywhere from a lowkey Starbucks run to a Kanye West concert and Wilmer has tweeted his love and support for Demi on more than one occasion.

It looks like things could be getting more serious because on Nov. 20th Wilmer was spotted at Tiffany & Co buying what very well may have been an engagement ring with the inscription, “With you and by you always”, which seems to have special meaning for the couple. Do you think that an engagement is in the works here? Demi has done a lot of living in just 21 years. Do you think that she’s ready to get married to Wilmer at this point? Do you think that he has cleaned up his act too? 

So, there are certain couples in Hollywood that I will not stand for. The first one being Rihanna and Chris Brown, the second one is Demi Lovato and Fez. I think that Fez is a little creepy Venezuelan man who just wants to be famous but can’t seem to get famous. I mean he is 33 and hanging out with Joe Jonas constantly so that is terrifying to begin with. Most people think it is because Demi lOvato is on my list of people I would be lesbian for in a heartbeat, which is true, she is. Wilmer Valderrama is just a fucking creepy dude. I mean he was like 21 when he dated a 16 year old Mandy Moore, then he was 26 when he dated an 18 year old Lindsay Lohan. Are we following people?

There was a time though when Wilmer was spotted making out with Minka Kelly, and I thought that maybe he was out of the kiddie pool. Then Demi took him right the fuck back. Mistakes were made, big mistakes.

Another reason why this couple drives me fucking insane is because they refuse to admit they are a couple. Nothing frustrates me more than that. If you are going to date, at least fucking own that shit. Don’t sit there like, uhmm I don’t know, maybe we are. I understand celebrities want to keep their personal lives personal but if they would just admit to dating then maybe people wouldn’t care so much about their relationship.

How bad would it suck though if this were true. Fez was trying to be all coy and secretive about it then it gets blasted all over the internet.Maybe if you didn’t hide your relationship no one would care, boom!

There is no way this is Kim Kardashian’s body.

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Apparently Yeezus has a new music video where Kim K is supposed to be riding him as he rides a motorcycle. The background is very Not A Girl Not Yet  a Woman circa 2001 but that isnt the point. The point is that there is absolutely no way that this is Kim Kardashian’s body. Now let me say that I think Kim K is a scummy person who relies on Photoshop for everything but she has a nice body, I can give her that. There is just absolutely no way that this is her body, no way. She has curves, she is known for having curves! I honestly didn’t realize that they could make you look skinner in videos either. I can’t wait for Yeezus to have an angry rant about people saying it isn’t her real body. Considering she has always been more curvy there is no way, NO WAY, that this is her. They probably just put her face on the body like they did for Natalie Portman in Black Swan.

I am just going to post a picture Kim K the other night where she is looking curvy and healthy rather than photoshopped and skinny.

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Remember when Evan Rachel Wood and Marilyn Manson dated?

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“People were pretty mean,” Wood recalled. “At the time I hadn’t yet been exposed to that kind of cruelty from strangers.” She explained, “If people were wondering why I was acting so-called crazy or like a teenager, it’s because I was. People go through phases. People make mistakes. People go through life and don’t get it right every time.”

Wood and Manson had an on-again, off-again relationship. In January 2010, the singer proposed on stage in Paris, but the couple broke off their engagement later that year.

Are we supposed to feel bad for Evan Rachel Wood for getting picked on because she dated Marilyn Manson? I remember when she was dating him and I thought that it was an absolutely vile couple. Now listen, people can say age is just a number and it is especially if they are both legal. I just though of Marilyn Manson using his creepy blue eye to lure little Evan Rachel Wood to go onto his tour bus then did some weird voodoo ritual and made her love him. That is how I think it happened, that weird eye has powers for sure. I just don’t understand why she is opening up about it now that she is 26, married, and has a baby. Obviously her and Marilyn weren’t going to last. Unless she was trying to become like her character in 13 then Mason would be the absolute right person to date.
I think that she should just let people forget about that couple though, it would be for the best. Just let people remember you for your fabulous role in True Blood.

Drake and Rihanna: New Power Couple?

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Oh Na Na, word on the street is that Drake and Rihanna are getting cozy again. To this I will shout from the rooftops how happy I am about this. Since I heard Drake say that Rihanna was good with them soft lips, I knew that they were meant to be. Well he sang those lyrics in a song but I assume that it is true. Anyway, I was shattered when she left him the first time for Chris Beatherdown Brown but this could be their shot! They allegedly spent about 10,000 at a strip club in Texas and left together at 5 a.m. Looks like wheelchair Jimmy doesn’t have any issues with anything anymore. If Drake and Rihanna get together it means more amazing collaborations between the two of them.

Honestly though I think think Drake is like Screech and Rihanna is like Lisa Turtle. Or that Rihanna is like Jackie while Drake is like Fex. The boy will pine over her for years and maybe, just maybe they will end up together. I won’t hold my breath though. In the mean time I will simply sing Oh Na Na and think of a couple name for these two. Drihanna? Rihake? Eh, that will take some time.