Anna Faris & Chris Pratt Are Totally Dunzo

Last night both Anna and Chris announced on their respective social media platforms that they are separating. They didn’t say divorce but they used the term legal separation, which is the exact same thing.

They couple have been married for eight years and only dated a short time before they got married.

Truthfully I had a feeling that once Chris became this super movie star things in their relationship would shift a bit. Anna has always been a more down to earth celebrity in my opinion and I just have a feeling in the end, Chris is going to look like a real asshole.

Their statements are almost the exact same except Anna’s statement doesn’t say “and continue to have the deepest respect for one another”, which I am absolutely scandalized over.

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We will see what happens next!

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Chris Pratt Donates $500,000 In Memory Of His Dad

It must be pretty awesome when you can donate an enormous gift in honor of your father to the town that raised you. Was that too wordy of a sentence? Maybe.

Chris Pratt donated $500,000 to the Lake Stevens club to make the Dan Pratt Memorial Teen Center, in memory of his father. The Lake Stevens club is associated with the Boys and Girls clubs of America.

“I was raised by one of the toughest SOBs on the planet. Dan Pratt made me who I am. He was a funny, thick skinned, hard working man who commanded respect for authority. My dad coached me and so many other kids in Lake Stevens in every sport and was a pillar of his community. He affected a lot of young men. Ask anyone who knew him, he was a certified bad ass. And now his memorial teen center will help keep kids out of trouble for many years to come. His legacy will live on” Chris said on his Facebook page.

Check out the full post below.

Always great seeing celebrities doing good!

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Watch Jennifer Lawrence & Chris Pratt Insult Each Other

I guess that this just confirms that the kind of humor I think is funny is talking shit. It is one of my favorite pass times and I would much rather watch a roast than some goofy comedian stand up. So a lot of shit talking mixed with a lot of wit is my kind of humor. Maybe you can tell by this blog, I don’t know.

Well Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt are out there promoting their new ‘Passengers’ film and stopped by BBC Radio 1. You know the radio station that has artist perform all of those incredible covers? Yup, that one.

Well they had Chris and Jen insult each other. It’s pretty funny too, it’s nice seeing Jen using a bit of her more crude humor rather than her quirky act that she likes to put on all the time.

Shout to Chris on that final zinger though, he made up for all of his shitty jokes with that one.

 

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Chris Pratt Shares Sweet Video of Son Jack, To Celebrate World Prematurity Day

Yesterday was World Prematurity Day and a lot of celebrities stepped up to talk about the cause. The charity March of Dimes raises money in order to help families that have premature babies and a lot of celebrities took their time out to send a shout out. Of course there are so many people to deal with premature newborns, and it is important to give them credit. It’s not an easy thing to deal with so it is important to talk about.

Chris Pratt took some time out to write a heart warming post about his son Jack, take a second and check it out!

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Check Out The Trailer For ‘Passengers’ Starring Jennifer Lawrence & Chris Pratt

Want to know how this movie was created? I am going to picture the conversation that happened as the casting directors put together this movie.

Casting director one: “Know who is hot? Jennifer Lawrence.”

Casting director two: “Know who else is hot? Chris Pratt.”

Boom that is how this movie was cast, which I am not mad about. I am not as crazy for Chris Pratt as the rest of the world is but I get it. Putting these two blockbuster actors in a movie makes sense, even if this movie looks like every other space movie ever.

The movie comes out Christmas day and will probably be a hit simply because Jennifer and Chris are the leads!

Also, word on the street is that there is a really weird and intense sex scene between the two, should be interesting.

To be honest I wish these two worked together on a comedy because they are both naturally hysterical but you can’t always get what you want.

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Man Crush Monday: Chris Pratt

Now normally I don’t like to do a double Man Crush Monday title, I like to give the guys a week then move on to the next hottie. I have to break my rule for Chris Pratt though. I mean this man is absolutely gorgeous and hilarious too, which always helps. He has a great smile, incredible eyes, and perfect everything else. Plus he is married to Anna Farris one of my all time favorites!

Chris Pratt went from the fat funny guy to the absolutely ripped and hot funny guy, so either way he has always been a winner. I can remember him back on ‘The O.C.’ trying to break up Seth and Summer. He has come a long way since those days!

Let’s be real. Chris Pratt is the next big thing, we are going to be seeing a lot of him so we might as well get used to it.

Happy Monday! Also Chris congrats on being the first double crown winner of the MCM title on Celebrities Are Tragic!

FMK: Jimmy Fallon, Chris Pratt, Chris Evans.

Now apparently these three guys had gone and photobombed a bunch of people for a Super Bowl segment on Jimmy’s show. Great, funny, hilarious. Now let’s get down to the real question that I have. Who would you rather fuck, marry, or kill. It is one of my favorite things to play when there is a group of three relatively attractive men. I mean it is a really hard choice, life changing actually.

Let’s get down to business!

Kill- Jimmy Fallon. Most people love Jimmy for his antics and I can’t stand him. He drives absolutely bananas, I think that he is there more for his own gain than anyone else’s gain. An interviewer is supposed to ask questions, not just sit there and talk about how much he loves someone else. So yeah, easy one right there. Bye Jimmy.

Fuck- Chris Pratt. Well I would feel bad about having sex with Chris first of all. He is married to Anna Farris and I love that bitch. So I think if we got drunk and just real quick it would be good. Plus he is a Seahawks fan, I can’t deal with that.

Marry- Chris Evans. Is this even fair if Chris Evans is involved? I mean really, look at him. He is perfect. He has a great jawline, blue eyes, stubble, just absolute perfection that I could be with forever. Plus he is from Massachusetts, which means we root for all the same teams. I wouldn’t have to buy any new jerseys! Oh and he is Captain America, the end.

Who would you pick?

Who Should Play Beast & Gaston In ‘Beauty & The Beast’ Live Action Film?

Since the whole Emma Watson news came out I have been trying to think about who would be able to play Beast and who would be able to play Gaston for the movie. It is really a good question right? I feel like there are just so many good candidates that could play either. So I have put together a list of the top five actors that could potentially play each role. I have not put into consideration on if they can sing because I simply do not care!

Top Five For Beast

Basically they have to be a real son of a bitch, then learn how to love. That is how I think about Beast. A real asshole, then Belle shows him what love is and he feeds birds out of his hands and stuff.

5. Garret Hedlund

Garret is absolutely beautiful, he can sing, and he has a really deep voice. I don’t think he would ever do a movie like this since he turned down The Hunger Games, but a girl can dream, right? Plus he is older than Emma but not like creepy dude older, just a little bit older.

4. Jared Padalecki

I have said it once I will say it again, Jared Padalecki doesn’t get enough credit for being one of the hottest dudes ever. Neither does his costar Jensen Ackles but right now let’s focus on Jared. He has the long hair, he is a giant, and I think that the ‘Supernatural’ fandom would buy out every theater before the movie was even released. So guaranteed box office blow out. I don’t think there is a shot in hell for this casting to happen but again, a girl can dream.

3. Taylor Kitsch

Can Taylor sing or dance? I have no idea but I don’t really care. I watched him in ‘Friday Night Lights’ long enough to know that he can act. He can be both a bad boy and he can be vulnerable. I will pay for him to take lessons to sing and dance!

2. Chris Hemsworth

I don’t think I even need to go into detail for this one. I mean, just look at the man.

1.Alexander Skarsgard

First things first he’s the realest. I don’t know where I was going with the Iggy lyric but I felt like it worked for this. I think that he would one of the hottest Beasts in the world. Disney should really look into hiring him as Beast, then work their way down this list. Alexander is gorgeous, he has a sexy voice, and I am just going to assume he can sing!

Top Five For Gaston

Gaston is your typical jerk who doesn’t like women reading and wants to marry Belle real bad.

5. Ian Somerhalder

This is three hundred percent based on his eyes and his eyes alone. Ian is too skinny to play Gaston but maybe if he gained about thirty pounds of muscle he would be the best Gaston ever!

4. Joe Manganiello

I love Joe, I think that he is a great actor that is outshined by her personal life. Personal life of course being Sophia Vergara, but hey as long as they are happy! He is built like Gaston and I am guessing he could act real cocky about those gorgeous looks. I wanted to put him down for Beast too, so really either role, just cast Joe. Okay? Okay.

3. Chris Pratt

I feel like Chris Pratt is going to be in a ton of movies in the next two years so why not just add him to this one?! No, I think that Chris could take the role of Gaston and make it really hilarious. Never going to happen but hey, just my opinion.

2. Stephen Amell

Almost every single person I talk to loved ‘Arrow’ so why not put the hot star on the big screen? He is totally gorgeous and that is really all that matters. I love him. He has blue eyes, dark hair, basically perfect. Stephen Amell for Gaston! Stephen Amell for Beast! Stephen Amell for president!

1. Tyler Hoechlin

Tyler has come a long way from being on ‘7th Heaven’ and I think that he also deserves his shot on the big screen. Plus him and Emma together, well her basically pushing him away, it would be a nice thing to watch. He could probably play Beast too, he is just gorgeous and people should know more about that and his face in general.

So that is my pointless list of people that should play those roles, if you agree let me know! If you don’t agree, let me know!

Chris Pratt Flawlessly Raps “Forgot About Dre” On The Radio

Chris Pratt is absolutely killing it this week! I mean he was my personal Man Crush Monday, on a bigger note his movie “Guardians Of The Galaxy” broke all kinds of crazy records. Now he is on the Sirius XM hip-hop station Shade45 rapping to some Eminem. Completely killing it too.

Is anyone really surprised about that though? I feel like everyone who is in the age range of 25 to 35 could flawlessly rap at least one verse of an Eminem song. Not saying this isn’t impressive though because it is considering most people won’t do that outside of their car or house.

Chris Pratt hotter than a set of hotter than a set of twin babies in a Mercedes Benz with the windows up and the temp goes up to the mid 80’s!

This is Chris Pratt’s world we are just living in it.

Man Crush Monday: Chris Pratt!

Chris Pratt is straight up blowing up right now since his newest movie “Guardians of the Galaxy” came out over the past weekend. It has broken box office records, people are going crazy for this movie! Have I seen it? No but I will one day!

For those of you who don’t know, Chris Pratt didn’t step out from being some unknown actor and then become some huge Hollywood movie star. Nope, he has done his time on the small screen. He was on the show ‘Everwood’, he spent some time on ‘The O.C.’ and he is on ‘Parks and Recs’ so he has been around. Hell he was even in ‘Moneyball’ for all you people thinking that is only on television, how would I know him from that!

Chris Pratt has all the makings of a leading man though. He is funny, he is beautiful, and he has a beautiful wife. Yea, I had to throw that in there since most people aren’t aware he is married to comedic genius Anna Faris!

Anyway enough talking. Enjoy your man candy and I hope it makes you Monday suck a little less! I can’t wait to see you in more stuff Chris Pratt because you’ll be in everything soon enough, I just know it.