Chris Brown Is Finally HeadingTo Jail After Being Kicked Out Of Rehab

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Chris Brown is on his way to jail right now, because he violated a judge’s order by getting booted from the rehab facility where he’s been living for nearly 4 months … TMZ has learned.  
The judge in the Rihanna beating case ordered Chris to live in the Malibu rehab facility for 90 days to get anger management therapy, and he completed the stint earlier this month.  BUT … at the last court hearing, the judge modified things and ordered Chris to stay in the facility while the Washington D.C. assault case ran its course.
The deal was this … if Chris left rehab, he would go directly to jail.
Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ … Brown was thrown out of the rehab facility this morning, for violating “internal rules.”  We do not know precisely what Chris did, but we’re told it did not involve violence or drugs.
Sources tell TMZ … Chris was caught having “an inappropriate relationship” with a female worker at the beginning of the month, but that is NOT why he was thrown out today.
As you recall, Chris was previously thrown out of a different facility for throwing a rock at his mom’s car window.
Chris was picked up by L.A. County Sheriff’s deputies a short time ago and is on his way to jail.

This has been a long time coming right? I mean everyone has been waiting for Chris Brown to slip up and end up in jail, at least I have. I still don’t understand why he never got sent to jail for being the absolute shit out of Rihanna. People can say he only punched her once but she needed a whole new nose after he beat the hell out of her, so yeah, don’t be a dick.
I truly believe that Chris Brown is one of the most disgusting people in the entire world, yes, I mean that. You know how certain people really hate Bieber? That is how I feel about Chris Brown, people ask me why I can’t forgive him for beating Rihanna and it is simple. Just because she forgave him doesn’t mean I have to. Plus he isn’t even talented. Sure he can dance like a mianac but he hardly sings life and it is all auto-tuned.
Justin Bieber, this is your future, look out.
Chris Brown I hope you are ready to be someones bitch in jail. Smell ya later!

R.Kelly compares Chris Brown to Jesus.

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Chris Brown, who is currently on a court-ordered 90 day stint in rehab, has found himself a sympathizer in R. Kelly.

The Trapped in the Closet R&B star, who has seen his fair share of controversy himself, went off on all of Breezy’s haters, calling them “weak”!

But to make matters even more ridiculous, he then compared Chris to the likes of Muhammad Ali, Martin Luther King Jr. and JESUS!

Uh huh…

R. Kelly explained his reasoning, saying:

    “I only feel sorry for weak people. And mostly what I’ve come to find is that the weak people are the ones that are the haters. The ones that’s talking about Chris Brown, or R. Kelly, or anybody that’s successful? I feel sorry for them, not Chris Brown, because he’s obviously one strong individual to be able to do what he’s done. He got knocked down a little bit and he climbed up. You know, that sounds like Ali to me. That sounds like Martin Luther King to me. That sounds like a lot of the greats that have walked this earth. It even sounds a little bit like Jesus to me.”

– See more at: http://perezhilton.com/2013-12-10-r-kelly-thinks-chris-brown-is-like-martin-luther-king-and-jesus#sthash.S3N7mGES.dpuf

Two people that I cannot stand at all. R.Kelly and Chris Brown. I think that we can agree that R.Kelly is actually a hater on himself. Let’s be real no one gives a fuck about you anymore. Just because you did a song with Lady Gaga doesn’t mean your career is going to come back. Your career ended when you allegedly pissed on a little 14 year old girl. Then you tried to come back but you came out with like 9 different chapters of trapped in a closet and then people wished that you were in fact trapped in a closet so no one could hear you.

Calling Chris Brown and R.Kelly anything more than scumbags is a joke right? I hope that R.Kelly was joking about this situation. Unless R.Kelly is more Kanye West, than Kanye West is Kanye West. Are you following? That’s okay neither am I.

R.Kelly you pissed on little girls and Chris Brown beats women and throws bricks at his mother. Both are pieces of shit. The end.

No.

Just….no.

Chris Brown, who is currently on a court-ordered 90 day stint in rehab, has found himself a sympathizer in R. Kelly.

The Trapped in the Closet R&B star, who has seen his fair share of controversy himself, went off on all of Breezy’s haters, calling them “weak”!

But to make matters even more ridiculous, he then compared Chris to the likes of Muhammad Ali, Martin Luther King Jr. and JESUS!

Uh huh…

R. Kelly explained his reasoning, saying:

“I only feel sorry for weak people. And mostly what I’ve come to find is that the weak people are the ones that are the haters. The ones that’s talking about Chris Brown, or R. Kelly, or anybody that’s successful? I feel sorry for them, not Chris Brown, because he’s obviously one strong individual to be able to do what he’s done. He got knocked down a little bit and he climbed up. You know, that sounds like Ali to me. That sounds like Martin Luther King to me. That sounds like a lot of the greats that have walked this earth. It even sounds a little bit like Jesus to me.”

You know what THIS sounds like to us?? It sounds like R. Kelly is drinking the same cookoo Kool-Aid as Kanye West!

C’mon, Robert! We know you know better than to ACTUALLY think Brown belongs in even the same sentence as those men!

After those comments, we’re sure Chrissy is just listening to THIS on nonstop repeat now.

– See more at: http://perezhilton.com/2013-12-10-r-kelly-thinks-chris-brown-is-like-martin-luther-king-and-jesus#sthash.S3N7mGES.dpuf

No.

Just….no.

Chris Brown, who is currently on a court-ordered 90 day stint in rehab, has found himself a sympathizer in R. Kelly.

The Trapped in the Closet R&B star, who has seen his fair share of controversy himself, went off on all of Breezy’s haters, calling them “weak”!

But to make matters even more ridiculous, he then compared Chris to the likes of Muhammad Ali, Martin Luther King Jr. and JESUS!

Uh huh…

R. Kelly explained his reasoning, saying:

“I only feel sorry for weak people. And mostly what I’ve come to find is that the weak people are the ones that are the haters. The ones that’s talking about Chris Brown, or R. Kelly, or anybody that’s successful? I feel sorry for them, not Chris Brown, because he’s obviously one strong individual to be able to do what he’s done. He got knocked down a little bit and he climbed up. You know, that sounds like Ali to me. That sounds like Martin Luther King to me. That sounds like a lot of the greats that have walked this earth. It even sounds a little bit like Jesus to me.”

You know what THIS sounds like to us?? It sounds like R. Kelly is drinking the same cookoo Kool-Aid as Kanye West!

C’mon, Robert! We know you know better than to ACTUALLY think Brown belongs in even the same sentence as those men!

After those comments, we’re sure Chrissy is just listening to THIS on nonstop repeat now.

– See more at: http://perezhilton.com/2013-12-10-r-kelly-thinks-chris-brown-is-like-martin-luther-king-and-jesus#sthash.S3N7mGES.dpuf

Breaking news! Chris Brown is still a piece of shit!

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Chris Brown was booted from his rehab program earlier this month for throwing a rock through his mom’s car window … TMZ has learned.
We just got hold of the probation report in the Rihanna case, which outlines what happened during his 13 days in a Malibu rehab joint for anger management counseling.
According to the report, Chris’ mom showed up for a family session and was urging her son to stay in the facility for extended treatment.  Apparently, Chris violently disagreed with her and in a fit of anger threw a rock through her car window, shattering it.
The report goes on to say without continued therapy and a strong recovery support network, Probation says his prognosis is “very guarded.”
And here’s an interesting detail from the report: before Chris entered rehab on October 29th, he says he had issues with Attention Deficit Disorder and also underwent a period of depression.
TMZ broke the story … Chris got booted from the Malibu facility earlier this month following the outburst … after just two weeks of treatment.
As we reported, the judge has just ordered Brown to 90 days in a facility and also ordered him to submit to drug testing.

When is this asshole going to be in prison? I am seriously asking this question right now. Chris Brown is a certified piece of shit. I think that 90% of people would agree with me on this one. I don’t care if you like his music but him personally, he is a piece of shit. Let’s be real here. He threw a fucking rock through his mother’s car window. He clearly has a lot of screws loose up in that big ol head of his. I am just saying that this piece of shit should be in jail for 90 days rather than a rehab. I guess we will see if a thug can change his tattoos after rehab but I don’t think so. I am waiting for a tweet about how he is going to do his best, only to probably go back on that. Chris Brown is just not a good human. I hope that he never makes another album and just goes back to Virginia where he can live his life.
Bye bye asshole, I hope you learn something.

Drake and Rihanna: New Power Couple?

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Oh Na Na, word on the street is that Drake and Rihanna are getting cozy again. To this I will shout from the rooftops how happy I am about this. Since I heard Drake say that Rihanna was good with them soft lips, I knew that they were meant to be. Well he sang those lyrics in a song but I assume that it is true. Anyway, I was shattered when she left him the first time for Chris Beatherdown Brown but this could be their shot! They allegedly spent about 10,000 at a strip club in Texas and left together at 5 a.m. Looks like wheelchair Jimmy doesn’t have any issues with anything anymore. If Drake and Rihanna get together it means more amazing collaborations between the two of them.

Honestly though I think think Drake is like Screech and Rihanna is like Lisa Turtle. Or that Rihanna is like Jackie while Drake is like Fex. The boy will pine over her for years and maybe, just maybe they will end up together. I won’t hold my breath though. In the mean time I will simply sing Oh Na Na and think of a couple name for these two. Drihanna? Rihake? Eh, that will take some time.

Miley Cyrus Virus

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Miley Cyrus lit up a blunt at the EMA’s over the weekend and everyone is losing their shit. Most people are over her wild antics but I say, bring it on. If someone didn’t smoke weed on stage I would be upset. The shows were taking place in Amsterdam! Fucking Amsterdam! It isn’t like she lit up a blunt at Buckingham Palace. She lit it up where basically everything is legalized and no one gives a fuck about anything except for having a good time. She also sang her ass off that night and probably just needed a little Mary Jane to relax after such an amazing performance. Maybe it was a celebratory blunt because she won an award! To those of you who are saying she is a bad role model and doesn’t deserve her fame let me list off people who are worse role models and you could dislike more than little Miley Cyrus and her twerking weed smoking ass.

10.Cameron Diaz- I have read for years that she is extremely rude to her fans. Fuck you we pay to see your shitty movies.

09. Ben Rothlisberger- Or as I like to call him Ben “Rapelisberger”, to be accused of rape on different occasions isn’t a good look for anyone never mind a professional football player. I think if you are accused of raping someone more than 3 times there is a good chance you actually did rape someone. I am just sayin!

08. Justin Bieber- He has a whole list of things against him but I don’t feel the need to list them since people most likely already know what I am going to say.What pissed me off the most though is when he pissed in a mop bucket. Bro that is someones job, just because they don’t make millions doesn’t mean they dont matter.

07. Rachel McAdams- She lied about her age when she first became famous and she is in another movie about time travelers.

06. Alec Baldwin- He called his 12 year old daughter a pig once and attacks every paparazzi that he sees. He also likes Words With Friends, so he is obviously living in 2011, grow up.

05. Sinead O’Connor- She ripped up a picture of the Pope then went on to yell at Miley for being too controversial.

04. Michael Vick- How many dogs did he kill? People say that he did his time and is now back in the NFL. If someone can harm a poor defenseless animal then fuck them. He should be in jail for life.

03. R.Kelly- Remember that time he married Aliyah (RIP) when she was like 15 then they got divorced so he allegedly pee’d on some random 14 year olds. Yeah, fuck that guy.

02. Courtney Love- Just google that train wreck. She isn’t a fun one to watch either.

01. Chris Brown- If there is one thing about this blog you should realize now, this man is a man I truly hate. He beat the absolute shit out of Rihanna and people still love him. No man should ever put his hands on a woman, ever. He has also throw chairs out of windows in fits of rage. Chris Brown is an asshole. Plain and simple, doesn’t deserve his fame.