Amanda Bynes Posts First Tweet Since Release From Rehab!

ImageAmanda Bynes has finally broken her silence after her long vacation from social media, when she was trying to get her head in order. Honestly, I loved Amanda Bynes’ tweets from back in the day. When she told Drake to murder her vagina, or when she went around calling everyone ugly, I loved that. The thing is that she wasn’t healthy then so I am trying to not love them.

According to reports she has been taking fashion classes and has been doing very well which makes me happy! I do actually hope she ends up back acting sooner rather than later. Truthfully I always liked her!

Good for you Amanda, you are fab and talented, don’t let anyone bring you down!

Ryan Phillippe Gives Lap Dance To Luckiest Woman Alive

ImageSo you know what, I think that we can all agree that in the 90’s the two hottest actors, well young actors wee Freddie Prinze Jr and Mr. Ryan Phillippe. Ryan was a bit of a bad boy though, he always had an edge about him that made him so so sexy. Now being 40 years old want to know something? Ryan Phillippe is still fucking gorgeous, just look at that picture. Look at that mans muscles! I always thought him and Justin Timberlake looked alike but he aged much better than Justin did.

Apparently this woman is Robin Quivers but I would like to call her the luckiest woman alive for a few different reasons. Number 1, she got a lap dance from Ryan Phillippe, I would pay good money for that. By good money I mean a few thousand dollars if I had it. Number 2 she is also one of the only people Howard Stern wont make fun of. That is a big deal, right?

This all went down at Howard Stern;s birthday party too, I kind of wish that Ryan was giving a lap dance to Howard though, that would be priceless.

Anyway, keep looking amazing Ryan Phillippe and keep doing whatever you are doing because obviously it is  really working for you. Like a fine glass of wine you only get better with age.

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Madonna & Miley Performing Tonight On MTV!

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So this is the current picture floating around the internet which I assume is a picture from the Miley Unplugged thing happening tonight on MTV or is from their rehearsal. I also think that Madonna is aware there is a new bad bitch in town and she better get on her good side! She is it when Britney started to get older and now here she is with Miley!

Madonna knows how to stay relevant, I have no idea how she does it but she does! Even at the Grammy’s after Queen Latifah married all those people here comes Madonna wearing all white and rocking a fucking came. No fucks given in Madonna’s book! She don’t care! Madonna reminds me of Mr.Burns on The Simpsons, just full of fox blood and incapable of dying.

This picture is pretty much golden though, right? They are both dressed in cowboy outfits and sticking their tongues out, nothing can get better than that right? Either Miley is trying to be like Madonna or Madonna is trying to be like Miley, we will never know! It is pretty clear that Madonna is trying to get a lot of attention right now for a reason right? Do we know the reason? Does she have a new album out right now? No, these are all legit questions.

Anyway, I hope that they make out like Madonna and Britney did, actually no I don’t. I am afraid that with one kiss Madonna will suck out Miley’s youth then only gain more power!

‘Mmm Yeah’ by Austin Mahone & Pitbull Has Been Released!

So I guess that I am like 3 days behind with this release but I had a Grammy’s hangover so I was trying to get over that. Anyway, Austin Mahone is just going to keep banging out hits and not have a CD, that is what is going to happen. He isn’t even going to release a damn CD and jsut keep blowing up the charts with bangers like this song.

Let’s be honest is this the best song in the world? No! Pitbull is in it! Whatever he touches I pretty much run the opposite way but Austin did a great job saving it, he knows what he is doing and I like it. I can’t wait for the music video honestly.

Pitbull needs to go away though. He talks about the band KrissKross who people who like Austin Mahone are too young to even know who they are. At lease stay relevant with your references please you old man. You also shouldn’t be checking out people that Mr.Mahone is because obviously they will be far too young for you! Ya lil creep!

Vin Diesel Has A Solo Dance Party To Katy Perry And Beyonce.

Vin Diesel has to be one of the most fun people in Hollywood right? He isn’t really in the limelight or anything too much, only when he has movies out but here he goes, posting this badass video of him dancing. It isn’t even really a dance, just a little snap and a little bounce, that simple. No need to be anything else into it, he is fucking Vin Diesel.

I wish that he never started to talk though because I just want to see this big boy dance. He is like 6 feet and doing a little dance to Katy Perry then Beyonce, he gives no fucks! His movie is number one for the DVD charts so he is going to celebrate like any man would do, with a little K.P and a little B.

I do wonder if he is drunk though? Drunk of happiness or alcohol you can make that judgement yourself!

Let’s be real though lately things haven’t been the easiest fro Vin after his good friend Paul Walker died, he posted videos and expressed how sad he was. It is nice to see that he is starting to live and enjoy life again. There is nothing wrong with trying to move past a death by living life to the fullest.

ps- I dislike Katy Perry but Dark Horse is straight fire, I will always jam to it.

Wait, Is Macklemore Attractive?

ImageLast night I was watching the Grammy’s like most of the world and of course Macklemore was one of the biggest winners of the night, he also married a bunch of people. Well no, Queen Latifah married a bunch of people but he brought the soundtrack to the wedding. Anyway, I had one question mind the entire time I saw him, am I attracted to him?

Now normally I don’t find gingers very attractive, I also normally don’t find white rappers attractive, if they aren’t Eminem I just tend to laugh at them. Mac Miller is the finest example of that. I also usually like guys with darker features, dark hair, dark eyes, you are my type! So looking at Macklemore the only thing that he has that I would normally go for is a nice jawline, that jawline could cut a damn rock!

Macklemore also has a really weird speaking voice, it is kind of raspy and weird, right? That just makes me like him more! It means that when he sings he gives it all that he has, or he was just born with a voice like that. After seeing him about three hours on my screen though I came to the solid conclusion that Macklemore is in fact good looking and talented.

Congrats on the certified hotness level Macklemore, I hope that you continue to make party music and don’t take yourself too seriously.

Also, this song is straight fire! Enjoy!

Lorde Is Still Your Ruler After Grammy Night

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Haters to the left, haters to the right, haters everywhere right now for my girl Lorde. People are hating that she is apparently “awkward” and that she is the Kristen Stewart of the music world. Was Lorde’s Grammy acceptance speech a little weird? Yes, it was, there is no denying that. Was it Kristen Stewart bad? Fuck no! There is no way that this 17 year old’s speech was that bad. She was just nervous, Kristen Stewart is just tapped.

I guess if was 17 and won an award, literally any award, it could be the spelling bee, I would be all kinds of nervous. She was up against some big names and she wasn’t in the first spot to win for most people. Lorde just has sometime different about her. People can say that she ripped of Lana Del Rey which I can see but she is owning it. Lorde is incredible! End of story!

Also there are a lot of people judging her talent from one song, ‘Royals’ which got annoying to most people. If you listen to her album entitled Pure Heroine you will realize that this girl is doing incredible!

So you go Lorde and don’t let any of the haters criticize you because you have incredible tone and depth to your voice! She also makes me want to go to New Zealand even more than I wanted to before I heard her fucking awesome accent.

Harry Styles Shows Off His Best ASSests

ImageHarry Styles was caught going wild in a bush the other day somewhere in Hollywood, I am going to assume it was in LA but I don’t know! So while Bieber is off in Panama apparently being tamed in Panama, LA needed some kind of young Hollywood star to get as wild and crazy, this is more tamed though. No drag racing or anything like that, just public indecency because he needs to take a leak, that is all. Nothing to see here, nothing to see here!

Harry Styles seriously seems like one of the most fun guys in Hollywood, definitely the best out of all the other boring One Direction people! That is all that I can say. Everyone else in that group just seems so damn boring. Here is Harry Styles though going around, breaking Taylor Swift’s heart and now he is dating the hot Jenner daughter. He is just living live and giving no fucks!

Now if Bieber did this I understand it would be like a major issue but Harry Styles is likeable, he is like a little puppy! He is just so excited about living his life. He isn’t about sipping sizzurp and egging people’s houses. Harry Styles goes around and gives food to paparazzi…It is true, he did it!

Anyway, keep being yourself Harry Styles, I like you. You broke T.Swift;s heart and I still like you, can you believe that?

Usher Flies To Panama To Talk Some Sense Into Justin Bieber

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This picture was taken earlier today which begs the question if everyone is going to be plying down to Panama to try and stop the train-wreck known as Justin Bieber. I mean Usher was his mentor at one point an I think that he can see the path that Bieber is heading down. Usher has been in the spotlight since he was like 14 years old and he has never been in trouble like that. He was just known for sleeping with a lot of girls rather than getting his hands dirty with drugs and shit like that.

It is also said that Scooter is down there too so they are trying to do some serious work when it comes to fixing Bieber’s image. Obviously something is going down right? It wouldn’t surprise me if his mom flew down there too. People are throwing around the word intervention but I don’t see that happening. I can see them talking and shit but I doubt that Bieber will go to rehab for this.

I just hope that people stop blaming the fact he has a lot of attention and eyes on him at all times, shut the fuck up. He gets as much attention as say Miley Crus does and yes she acts wild but guess what. You don’t see her speeding around driving drunk and everything. Sure she smokes weed but you only hear about her dancing is provocative and her clothing is risque, that is is.

Maybe Bieber’s team finally realized that it is time to stop blaming it on the media and start taking responsibility or at least try and make Bieber feel responsible for his actions.

Pink and Carey Hart Won The Red Carpet As Best Couple At The Grammy’s

ImageSo I have always loved this couple, I have always thought they were perfect and when they almost got that divorce I remember being oh so devastated. Thankfully for fans everywhere they never actually went through with it and instead at going strong and have a kid. This couple has come a long way though, right? I mean if you remember back in the day Carey Hart would never wear a damn suit! He was nothing but a motocross junkie and let’s not even get into Pink. She had well neon pink hair and dressed like a dude, no gorgeous red dresses in site!

Remember back when Pink proposed to him though? Ugh, from that day on I knew they would be prom kind and queen, at least punk rock prom queen. Looking at this photo though I have to pick my fucking jaw from my desk since I am complete awe over how Pink looks in this dress! She has become quiet the fashionista over that past few years and I really love.

Can we be honest, Pink became famous back when Britney and Christina were at the top of their games! Then came along Pink who had a whole new sound and different look. Not many people thought she would last, look at her now. She is nominated for a few Grammy’s tonight and where are they? Britney is obviously sitting at her house eating Cheetos and Christina is crying.

Thank you for looking amazing Pink and Carey thank you for being sexy as fuck. Together I hope you create more little babies and Pink I hope you keep creating incredible songs!