Taylor Swift Won’t Talk About Katy Perry!

Taylor’s response when asked about Katy in a recent interview:

“I’m not giving them anything to write about. I’m not walking up the street with boys, I’m not stumbling out of clubs drunk. But I’m never going to talk about her in my interview. It’s not going to happen.”

Did you read that, guys? That’s what class sounds like. That’s why Taylor is at the top of her game right now, and that’s why, again, she’s the absolute greatest. Oh, and also this:

“[In five years] I’ll probably still be single, let’s be honest. No one’s going to sign up for this and everything that goes with it. Like, ‘Hi, nice to meet you, want a date? Do you love camera flashes? I hope you do!’ I don’t know what’s going to happen if I’m ever content in a relationship – no idea how that’s going to work. I don’t even know if that’s possible with the life I have. ‘In five years’ time she’ll be so afraid of everything, she doesn’t leave her house. She’s just surrounded by cats. So many cats, they’ve divided themselves up into armies and she wanders around lint-rolling the couch that no one’s going to sit on because she’s afraid to have people over…'”

Read more: http://www.fishwrapper.com/post/2015/03/02/taylor-swift-quotes-interview-katy-perry-fight-feud-single-dating-boyfriend-amazing/#ixzz3TH4CxIYF

So I guess let’s make one thing clear, don’t ask Taylor Swift about Katy Perry because she simply won’t answer your question. Good for her though. I love that she does throw a little shade talking about walking up the streets with boys. You know because Katy Perry has been linked to quite a few boys over the years.

Taylor has always been my girl and I like her answer, she doesn’t want to give people stuff to write about, anymore at least. When she was first getting popular, well super popular she was spotted with a bunch of different guys from Chord Overstreet to Jake Gyllenhaal. Really interesting how she stopped all of that nonsense though because she did get a bit of a bad rap for it.

I am glad that she is aware of her future though. Cat ladies for life!

Nick Jonas Throws Egg Shade at Justin Bieber

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Justin Bieber throws eggs and Nick Jonas just throws some shade, that is the way to play it. So for anyone who doesn’t know Bieber got caught throwing eggs at his neighbors house. This is the same neighbor that said Justin spit in his face and all that other stuff. Actually I think that is all, he just said Bieber spit in his face which is fucking gross enough. Anyway, he ended up throwing eggs at this guys house and then ran back to his house the second the cops showed up. He is clearly a little thug with his eggs but can’t handle when he gets confronted by it. TMZ has the video if you are interested in checking it out.

So today my little perfect angel Nick Jonas tweeted “Wait…egging is still a thing?” Now this is perfect for so many different reasons. Number one because Nick Jonas is so much better looking than Justin Bieber, that is just a fact. Then there is the fact that Nick Jonas dated Justin Bieber’s ex Selena Gomez for a while. Can you imagine how Selena feels? She is just sitting there babysitting this child while Nick Jonas is off dating Miss. Universe or whatever she is.

I don’t know Bieber you started a feud with my girl Taylor Swift now Nick Jonas is throwing shade at you. I think it is time for you to throw in the towel for a while little man. Clearly you need to cool off a little bit.

Nick Jonas on the other hand, I don’t even know if you are truly talented but you are beautiful so it is okay. Thanks for throwing some shade because I didn’t know egging was still a thing either. Child’s play, you are too busy dating Miss.Universe while Justin is with his sloppy seconds that makes him cry on the daily.

You win Nick Jonas, you win.

Shia and Lena Fight Over Skywriting.

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Shia LaBeouf and Lena Dunham are the latest celebs to indirectly argue with each other on Twitter.

“I’ve always felt, utterly and unchangeably, that only sociopaths hire skywriters,” the Girls actress first tweeted.

Shia retweeted her and said, “I don’t mind creating debate with thoroughly considered artistic expressions but I don’t want to offend with a tweet. Sorry world.”

He added, “Im addicted to lean & that sh-t ain’t no joke. I can barely remember all the things I’ve done & said. However there’s no excuse 4 skywriting.”

Lena responded, “Vaguely recognized Shia Labeouf‘s latest twitter apology and realized it was MINE! Touché, Louis Stevens. Projecting a lot of rage against my 7th grade boyfriend on LaBeouf. Think this is the start of something really productive #2014.”

“I don’t mind creating debate with thoroughly considered artistic expressions but I don’t want to offend with a tweet. Sorry Charlies,” Lena originally tweeted in October to apologize for referencing Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka, who were a couple that raped and murdered in Canada.

In case you didn’t know, Shia used skywriting to apologize for plagiarizing writer Daniel Clowes.

(story via: http://www.justjared.com/2014/01/04/shia-labeouf-lena-dunham-argue-on-twitter/)

So I guess that this can go down as one of the weirdest words exchanged on Twitter ever, right? See these are two of the most annoying celebrities out there in my opinion. Well, they aren’t the worst but they are up there. See there is Lena who thinks that she is some goddess among peasants with her okay writing and not so great acting. Then there is Shia who thinks that he is a God to all of mankind and thinks he is incredible because he is a method writer.

So apparently Shia stole some ideas from a comic book writing or something, then wrote in the sky that he was sorry for doing it. He didn’t sent a letter. Just had a place write it out in the sky then he snapped a picture and posted it on Twitter, well Lena does no approve! Honestly, how is she even involved in this you ask? SHE WASN’T! She decided to become involved with the whole thing because she is Lena Dunham and thinks that she is better than everyone in the world.

I do enjoy how she called him Louis Stevens though, I feel like she was trying to insult him by saying that but Even Stevens was the shit back in the day. She is probably just jealous that she would never be able to play Wren Stevens.

After reading this fight I realized two things. Lena Dunham is more annoying than I thought she was and Shia is addicted to drugs. Well maybe addicted to drugs. According to Urban Dictionary, Lean is a form of sizzurp. Slow down on the sizzurp Shia, just take a breath, you will be okay. Maybe.

Taylor Swift vs Justin Bieber

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I must admit this is a celebrity feud that I cannot wait to see unravel as the year goes on because you know that it isn’t going to just end, it can’t. A long, long time ago these two used to be buddies, Justin opened up for Taylor on stadium tours and they even recorded a song together. At least Taylor said that they recorded a song together but it was never released. Hell Justin even Punk’d Taylor and there were no hard feelings! They just seemed like a couple of old pals that were going to be friends forever.

All of that changed though when Justin and Selena Gomez broke up. For people who don’t know T.Swift and SelGo are the best of friends. They braid each other’s hair, cook cookies, and are known for dancing at award shows. When SelGo was caught kissing Bieber’s cheek at the AMAs this past year it was shown that T.Swift did not approve and she simply stuck her tongue out. YUCK, she wasn’t pleased at all. Anyway after I saw that I thought it was the end of the feud, okay, they didn’t like each other. She was clearly not a fan of the on and off relationship her best friend had with Bieber and I could understand that. Being a girl you never want your BFF to end up with a douche bag.

Last weekend though Bieber released a song called All Bad and threw some major shade at Taylor Swift. Apparently he said “females like to run their mouths” and a few other things about how friends talk too much. I would quote the whole thing but I couldn’t listen to it simply because it was all bad.

Now you know that T.Swift wont just sit there and let a pint sized Canadian throw shade at her. Has he forgotten that she wrote a song called “Dear John” and basically ripped John Mayer a new one. Or how she wrote a song called “Better than Revenge” and you don’t even hear about Camille Belle anymore.

I know this feud is far from over and I am beyond excited to watch it play out. Beliebers vs Swifties, who you got?!

“females like to run their mouths.”
“females like to run their mouths.”