Joe Jonas lost his V-card at 20 and smoked weed with Miley

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Joe Jonas opens up about sex, drugs, and the Jonas Brothers breakup in this brand new piece he penned for Vulture.

Here’s what the 24-year-old singer had to share with the site:

On losing his virginity: “We decided to take the rings off a few years ago. I lost my virginity when I was 20. I did other stuff before then, but I was sexually active at 20. I’m glad I waited for the right person, because you look back and you go, ‘That girl was batshit crazy. I’m glad I didn’t go there.’”

On experimenting with pot: “The first time I smoked weed was with Demi [Lovato] and Miley [Cyrus]. I must have been 17 or 18. They kept saying, ‘Try it! Try it!’ so I gave it a shot, and it was all right. I don’t even smoke weed that often anymore. I was caught drinking when I was 16 or 17, and I thought the world was going to collapse. But I was in another country, and it was legal there. My 21st birthday, I fell down a flight of stairs. I was unconscious that time, and my whole team was scared to death that somebody was going to get a picture. Now I appreciate wine or a vodka-soda at the end of the day every once in a while.”

On his relationships: “When I was 20, I started dating Ashley Greene, and she was my first serious relationship. We were together for almost a year. I was living out in L.A. by myself, and at the end of the day, long distance didn’t work. It’s incredibly difficult. I did a cover story with Details acknowledging the relationship, and the day after it was on newsstands, we announced our breakup. That was just coincidence, but it’s funny how that always happens, right? After Ashley, I took two or three years to just be single. I was hooking up and having fun. Now I’m with someone I really care about. We get each other.”

On hooking up with fans: “And, yes, I’ve dated fans. I can’t say that I’ve never put a foot in that world; there were times when I definitely took advantage of the opportunities I had. I remember I invited a fan to a movie, and we just made out the entire time.”

For more on Joe, visit Vulture.com!

This is probably one of my favorite thigns of all time. Hoe fucking desperate is Joe Jonas? I mean for real. The other two Jonas brothers have always known that they were just Jonas Brothers. Nick is on Broadway or something while Kevin is married and on reality tv. Joe thinks that he is Justin Timberlake or something when in reality he is just a Jc Chasez,not good enough to be a solo artist.

My favorite part of this whole thing is obviously the smoking weed thing. I will say Demi’s head may explode from this since she has been telling the world she is reformed and this is just shining a big ol spotlight on her wild teenage years. Miley on the other hand is only mentioned because she is relevant. Joe Jonas is probably sitting there just waiting to name drop so he can use her name! I am also surprised he didn’t throw T.Swift’s name in there since he likes to talk about her as much as possible.

Then we have Ashley Greene, the slut of Hollywood. Everyone knows who she is for the wrong reasons. She had about 5 lines in the entire Twilight series and she has also fucked all of Hollywood. She took Joe Jonas’ virginity then probably broke up with him immediately after. If I was Joe I would have just said Demi Lovato or Taylor Swift took my virginity and just roll with it. Also what a badass making out with fans right?! Please, Bieber is bringing them back to have orgies with strippers, you are not using anything to your advantage Joe Jonas.

Anyway, I really hope that Joe Jonas realizes that he is nothing but a serious joke. No one will ever take you seriously even if you name drop like a motherfucker. Joe Jonas, you will never be as famous as you think you should be.

Kim K is a good mother and wants everyone to know it!

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After someone called Kim K an absentee mother she had this to say.

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Now I must laugh when I read this because it seems like this guy really struck a nerve with Kim. I must ask though, why did she say that she doesn’t tweet her every move? I feel like it is her job to instagram and tweet every single thing she does. Also when the baby goes to sleep she allowed to go out and work? So during all of Kanye’s shows this baby is fast asleep? I hope that she isn’t leaving little North in a crib all alone! Kim your first public picture with her a nanny was carrying your child which isn’t a good look.

Honestly I feel bad for little North West, I understand she is already richer than I will ever be but at least my parents aren’t egotistical maniacs. Right now Kanye is literally losing his shit calling Kim K the next Marilyn Monroe and telling people their love should make them believe in love. I am worried Yeezus is sipping on that Tiger Blood that Charlie Sheen has been drinking.

Kim, it looks like this tweeter really upset you, maybe because it is true? You don’t need to watch Yeezus wear a mask and scream every single night. Also don’t say you aren’t constantly tweeting because that is just a lie.

Oh Na Na Drake & Rihanna spotted again.

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Drake and Rihanna have reunited…once again.

The party pals (and rumored on-again, off-again couple) stepped out together last night after the 27-year-old rapper’s L.A. concert at the Staples Center.

Drake and RiRi were snapped arriving at West Hollywood hot spot Bootsy Bellows for his concert after party. Inside, the duo hung out together in a corner, but there were no signs of PDA between them. Drake deejayed for an hour a played some of his new unreleased music for clubgoers.(www.eonline.com/news/485367/rihanna-and-drake-party-together-after-his-l-a-concert-and-other-star-sightings)

Apparently Drake and Rihanna have been spending a lot of time together lately and I fucking love it. I think that they should be together forever, have beautiful little children, and make hit after hit with each other. I mean both What’s My Name and Take Care were both just straight fire. Now they are just partying away with each other and I can only pray that it is more than just friends. As I have said before I have rooted for this couple since day one! DAY ONE PEOPLE! Yeah, I get too emotionally invested in celebrities but guess what, fuck you!

I understand that this says that there was no PDA between the potential couple but let’s be real. They went home and figured out what the square root of 69 was. I mean they left together around 4:30 and you know that nothing good happens after 3:00 so they probably went home and made some wild choices, like read a book or something.

Anyway I really hope that in this case the geek gets the girl and Drake and Rihanna blow trees in paradise together.

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart back to bumpin’ uglies

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Alright so there are something things that I will just never understand when it comes to Hollywood. The relationship between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart is probably close to being at the very top of this list for many reasons.

1. She cheated on you bro, she cheated on you hard and she didn’t even try and hide it. Remember those weird pictures of her being hugged from behind by that creepy director? Then you guys got back together right in time for the final Twilight movie? Hm makes no sense to me!

2. They break up at least once a year for months at a time. Hey, if you want to be an on again off again couple that is absolutely fine with me. At this point though they have been dating for as long as they have been broken up, enough of this nonsense and make up ya damn mind kids!

3. Why Kristen Stewart? My theory is that she has a magical vagina that sings sweet melodies that only Robert Pattinson and dogs can hear. She seems like a wet blanket. She would be that girl at the party who stood in the corner and crossed her arms over her chest just looking around the party while Pattinson danced the night away. She would also be the girl to pull him away from talking to other girls even though she openly cheated on him.

Anyway this couple is apparently dating again and I know that Twilight fans are probably losing their shit. So I guess congrats even though she openly cheated on you and you kind of look like a little bitch right now.

Just a side note can you imagine how much Robert’s family probably dislikes K.Stew. I mean she made their son look like an absolute fool. Just a thought, I would love to be a fly on the wall at family gatherings.

Liam Hemsworth throwin’ shade at Miley

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Liam Hemsworth is easily one of the sexiest people on the planet and he wants the world to know that he is very happy without Miley Cyrus. Do you know how much I wish I could have been there to see this break up? Liam would be yelling in his sexy Austrailian accent while Miley is screaming in her weird southern accent that she has going on. Anyway, in a recent interview Liam admitted that he was happier than ever. This is the quote that really kills me though, like just a big fuck you to Miley.

”These days I feel like I’m more centered and grounded than I’ve ever been,” Liam reveals in a new interview. “For a few years I went down a path where I forgot to be in the moment and enjoy the moment,” Liam, 23, says in a new interview with the Associated Press.

Like damn bro, way to just say that Miley isn’t grounded and you were basically never happy. Wonder if Miley will even respond to this nonsense.

As for his rumors of cheating, he didn’t like that one bit!

“What I always keep in mind is that I know what the truth is and that’s all that matters,” Liam says. “I know I’m a good person.”

No but those pictures of him making out with that Mexican chick wasn’t cool, just sayin’.

He also admitted his love for Jennifer Lawrence.

“Being around someone like Jen, who is so honest and laughs all day long, I am forced to be in the right now. I’m much happier.”

Can you imagine how tall and blonde their babies would be? Oh my mind is racing, anyway.

Anyway I am sure that nothing will even come of these quotes because Miley is so high she can’t even hear him. I am just surprised he even mentioned Miley because she rules the world at the moment.

Haylor 2.0?

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So there are so new reports that Taylor Swift and Harry Styles are possibly back on, I don’t believe it for a second but these “sources” are sure of it. There are also websites reporting that Taylor would never give Harry another shot which would be a wise move on her part. T.Swift bad mouthed him up and down and would look like an absolute chump if she got back with him. That would be like if she went back to dating Joe Jonas.

These two has a whirlwind like 3 month romance last year and it ended up the saddest picture of all time. They were apparently in the Virgin Islands and there is just a picture of T.Swift leaving all alone, how sad. Just makes a fan want to cry.

According these “sources” though T.Swift wants to move to England and wants Harry to help find her an apartment. Harry apparently sexts her nonstop too which is hilarious. I honestly think that Harry can get anyone he wants and considering he just got photographed with Kendall “Look at my tits” Jenner I don’t think he is thinking about the tall blonde who is known for writing about her terrible break ups. Apparently though Harry wrote some song about T.Swift and wants her back.

I don’t believe any of it but I figured it was worth writing about. If it is true, T.Swift look at this picture and just remember how sad you were.

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Blair Waldorf and Seth Cohen are engaged!

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Finding out that Seth Cohen and Blair Waldorf are engaged is easily the highlight of my day. My two favorite television shows can finally have a cross-over episode..Oh right, both of them are no longer on the air. Well anyway, I want to send a big congratulations to Leighton Meester and Adam Brody.  At first I didn’t believe it since they have only been together 10 months but their reps confirmed it to People Magazine! Truthfully Adam Brody has always bothered me, I feel like he thinks he is a much better actor than he actually is. Leighton on the other hand is flawless, like a swan except nice rather than evil like the actual bird. Shout outs to the happy couple and I hope when the wedding happens there is a big Gossip Girl and a big OC reunion, there has to be right? Although on the grooms side I know that we wont see Rachel Bilson or Mischa Barton since he dated Rachel and threw shade at Mischa. Maybe Benjamin McKenzie will be there, and all of us can rejoice. I kind of doubt that Blake will be on the bride’s side either though, I feel like they just hated each other.

California here we come, xoxo.

Remember when Evan Rachel Wood and Marilyn Manson dated?

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“People were pretty mean,” Wood recalled. “At the time I hadn’t yet been exposed to that kind of cruelty from strangers.” She explained, “If people were wondering why I was acting so-called crazy or like a teenager, it’s because I was. People go through phases. People make mistakes. People go through life and don’t get it right every time.”

Wood and Manson had an on-again, off-again relationship. In January 2010, the singer proposed on stage in Paris, but the couple broke off their engagement later that year.

Are we supposed to feel bad for Evan Rachel Wood for getting picked on because she dated Marilyn Manson? I remember when she was dating him and I thought that it was an absolutely vile couple. Now listen, people can say age is just a number and it is especially if they are both legal. I just though of Marilyn Manson using his creepy blue eye to lure little Evan Rachel Wood to go onto his tour bus then did some weird voodoo ritual and made her love him. That is how I think it happened, that weird eye has powers for sure. I just don’t understand why she is opening up about it now that she is 26, married, and has a baby. Obviously her and Marilyn weren’t going to last. Unless she was trying to become like her character in 13 then Mason would be the absolute right person to date.
I think that she should just let people forget about that couple though, it would be for the best. Just let people remember you for your fabulous role in True Blood.