Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds Are Expecting Their First Child!

Want to know something that just isn’t fair about Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds having a child together? How genetically blessed that child is going to be. I mean is there a hotter celebrity couple than these two? I don’t think that there is. I am sitting here trying to rack my brain of two more beautiful people that have had a child together that I can think of, and I just can’t seem to think of even one couple! Alright maybe Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan but that is it! No one else is hotter than these two. Okay and the adorable Ashton and Mila but no more couples, that is it! Top three couples in Hollywood right there.

That baby is going to be tall, lean, and have a one thousand watt smile. My lord move over North West and Blue Ivy because whatever these two name their baby, they are going to run Hollywood.

At one point Blake said she wanted to have thirty babies, in a joking matter of course but I say go for it. Beat out “19 Kids and Counting” and just continue to have beautiful babies with Ryan because, well you are both beautiful. Not only is this couple beautiful to look at they are both known for charity work, going to hospitals and visiting with sick children, little things like that which made them more human. Plus neither of them are huge fans of the spotlight. They don’t go out and party, just keep to themselves.

Best of luck to this couple! I wish them nothing but happiness and a happy healthy little baby.

PS. Here is a cute little pictures of Blake and her bump that she posted on her website.

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Carrie Underwood & Husband Mike Fischer Announce They Are Expecting!

Photo: Carrie Underwood announces her pregnancy with the help of her two dogs: http://onair.rs/1w1gnuM

I am about to sound like a real serious stalker at the moment but I am extremely happy for this couple! Is it weird to say that I have been waiting for this for a while? Probably but I just don’t care! Today on Instagram, Carrie posted this photo of her and her pups announcing that her and her husband of four years Mike Fischer would he expecting a little one of their own. How perfect is this? I mean just look at the adorable little t-shirts that they are wearing!

Truth be told I know that I said that Kelly Clarkson’s child was going to be American royalty but let’s be real. When Carrie has this baby, it will be like Prince George except in the country world. Of  course it probably means that there won’t be any new music any time soon which is a bummer, but hey, she has good reason!

I don’t often get excited about celebrity babies just because let’s be real, being pregnant is kind of boring. Yes you are creating a life which is extremely cool but you can’t do anything fun! No trampolines, no alcohol, and no sushi, just craziness! Maybe she can still record music though? Yeah I am still on that subject in case you were wondering.

Anyway, congrats to the happy couple and I wish them nothing but happiness in the nine months, or however long to come! Thanks for being one of my favorite celebrity couples and being adorable!

Eva Mendes Is Pregnant With Ryan Gosling’s Baby!

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Now this is something that I didn’t see coming. I honestly thought that these two broke up in 2013, well looks like I was wrong! I think that the world may implode though since every woman other than me wants Ryan Gosling to impregnate them. Women of the world think he is some kind of prophet and beautiful man that needs to love them all. Eva Mendes the feisty Latina won though.

Oh I forgot to mention how far along Eva is in her pregnancy, are you ready? Take a breath. She is seven months along which means in a short two months Ryan Gosling will be a certified DILF and Eva will become a certified MILF!

My biggest question about this whole thing is how did they hide it? I mean everyone is always on the look out for Ryan Gosling. Did they move into a remote part of Montana where there are no movies or something Then again Ryan isn’t the pregnant one so it would be easier for Eva to hide since not many people know who she is.

Anyway congrats to the happy couple and may they have a healthy baby boy or girl! Also big props to them for being able to hide this pregnancy for a solid seven months.

Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green Welcome Baby Number 2!

ImageCongrats to Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox for welcoming another little bundle of joy into the world! They haven’t released a name or anything yet but they had another little boy. These two are so beautiful I can only imagine how stunning their children will be. Maybe they will even be as good looking at the Beckhams! Just kidding, no one will ever be that good looking.

Megan Fox is really one of my absolute favorite people in Hollywood for a few reasons. Number 1, everyone considered her to be a slut when she has been with Green since she was 18 I think she said in an interview. Boom, on to the next reason. She is fucking hilarious. I don’t understand why she isn’t in more comedic roles, she is just hilarious, nothing else to say about that one. The third and final reason is that she is absolutely stunning. People say that she is fake looking but I don’t care, Megan is gorgeous.

Honestly, the ultimate M.I.L.F and D.I.L.F couple right there though, am I right?

Congrats to the happy couple on another healthy little boy!

Janelle Evans is now 21 and pregnant.

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So there are a few conflicting reports about this but it was on E! so I am going to say that right now it is true! The hot mess known as Janelle Evans of Teen Mom 2 fame is expecting another child. Now, Janelle is known as the train wreck of the show. Last season it left her on heroine with her loser ex boyfriend Kieffer. Now since then she got married, got put into jail, got divorced, and now is pregnant with this new guys baby. The new guy is hot so good for her!

I do hope that Janelle fucking learned something from her 600 arrests and all of this shit. There is no way she should bring another child into this world when she can’t take care of her first one. Maybe she can smarten up though….maybe.

Kim K is a good mother and wants everyone to know it!

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After someone called Kim K an absentee mother she had this to say.

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Now I must laugh when I read this because it seems like this guy really struck a nerve with Kim. I must ask though, why did she say that she doesn’t tweet her every move? I feel like it is her job to instagram and tweet every single thing she does. Also when the baby goes to sleep she allowed to go out and work? So during all of Kanye’s shows this baby is fast asleep? I hope that she isn’t leaving little North in a crib all alone! Kim your first public picture with her a nanny was carrying your child which isn’t a good look.

Honestly I feel bad for little North West, I understand she is already richer than I will ever be but at least my parents aren’t egotistical maniacs. Right now Kanye is literally losing his shit calling Kim K the next Marilyn Monroe and telling people their love should make them believe in love. I am worried Yeezus is sipping on that Tiger Blood that Charlie Sheen has been drinking.

Kim, it looks like this tweeter really upset you, maybe because it is true? You don’t need to watch Yeezus wear a mask and scream every single night. Also don’t say you aren’t constantly tweeting because that is just a lie.