Lisa Lampanelli is half the woman she used to be.

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When I first saw this picture I thought, who is this skinny bitch? Know who it is? LISA LAMPANELLI!!! Like what in the fuck happened? How did this happen? Well obviously there was some kind of surgery but God damn. Hopefully this isn’t like when Jonah Hill got skinny then he lost all of his funniness. I can only pray that doesn’t happen. Seriously thought, holy shit right? I mean I am used to her talking about three black dicks in all of her holes but I can’t picture that now. Black men like big white women not skinny white women.

There you go Lisa, you look great, keep taking dicks, losing pounds, you are still fucking awesome.

Taylor Swift vs Justin Bieber

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I must admit this is a celebrity feud that I cannot wait to see unravel as the year goes on because you know that it isn’t going to just end, it can’t. A long, long time ago these two used to be buddies, Justin opened up for Taylor on stadium tours and they even recorded a song together. At least Taylor said that they recorded a song together but it was never released. Hell Justin even Punk’d Taylor and there were no hard feelings! They just seemed like a couple of old pals that were going to be friends forever.

All of that changed though when Justin and Selena Gomez broke up. For people who don’t know T.Swift and SelGo are the best of friends. They braid each other’s hair, cook cookies, and are known for dancing at award shows. When SelGo was caught kissing Bieber’s cheek at the AMAs this past year it was shown that T.Swift did not approve and she simply stuck her tongue out. YUCK, she wasn’t pleased at all. Anyway after I saw that I thought it was the end of the feud, okay, they didn’t like each other. She was clearly not a fan of the on and off relationship her best friend had with Bieber and I could understand that. Being a girl you never want your BFF to end up with a douche bag.

Last weekend though Bieber released a song called All Bad and threw some major shade at Taylor Swift. Apparently he said “females like to run their mouths” and a few other things about how friends talk too much. I would quote the whole thing but I couldn’t listen to it simply because it was all bad.

Now you know that T.Swift wont just sit there and let a pint sized Canadian throw shade at her. Has he forgotten that she wrote a song called “Dear John” and basically ripped John Mayer a new one. Or how she wrote a song called “Better than Revenge” and you don’t even hear about Camille Belle anymore.

I know this feud is far from over and I am beyond excited to watch it play out. Beliebers vs Swifties, who you got?!

“females like to run their mouths.”
“females like to run their mouths.”