Nick Viall & Vanessa Grimaldi Have Called It Quits

You may be surprised to find out that I don’t watch ‘The Bachelor’ or ‘The Bachelorette’ or any of their spin-off shows. Personally I find it kind of gross that all these women and men are fighting for one person. I don’t know, if you watch it, that’s awesome for you. I love trash television, just not that trash program.

Anyway, I could have told you from say one that this couple wasn’t going to last. All of their photos they had together, their body language just didn’t match up.

To make matters worse, they of course put out an obnoxious statement to E! News about their breakup.

“It’s with a great amount of heartbreak for the both us as we have decided to end our engagement, we gave this relationship our all and we are saddened that we did not get the fairytale ending we hoped for. We will continue to be there for each other no matter what. This hasn’t been an easy decision, however, as we part ways, we do so with lots of love and admiration for each other.”

Nobody cares, and of course they have respect for each other and all that mess.

I want one breakup statement to just go for it. Just say that they hate each other and can’t stand each other anymore. That is the only one I will condone.

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Cassadee Pope & Rian Dawson Have Ended Their Engagement

Cassadee Pope who won ‘The Voice’  a few seasons back and her fiance Rian Dawson have called their engagement off.

The two of them had been dating for an extremely long time, I feel like it was over seven years, but I could be wrong.

Anyway, the couple confirmed today that they are no longer together but remain friends, as always. Never forget that celebrities are always friends after a break up.

So there’s that!

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Billie Lourd & Taylor Lautner Have Called It Quits

Please hold, I am currently in morning over another young love that wasn’t meant to last.

Apparently Billie and Taylor were only dating for 8 months but it seems like they were meant to be! All of the adorable Instagram photos, the way he seemed to be there every step along the way after Billie’s mother and grandmother passed away.

Word on the street is that Billie wants to get serious about her acting and doesn’t have time for a boyfriend.

So far, no drama.

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Karrueche Tran Granted 5 Year Restraining Order Against Chris Brown

Today Karrueche Tran was granted a five year restraining order again Chris Brown and it makes me wonder. How is Chris Brown still famous?

Listen, I get that people want to believe that just because he has a daughter he a reformed piece of shit, but he isn’t. Chris Brown is a woman beater, that plain and simple. For anyone who wants to say that Rihanna deserved it or that Karrueche deserves the hate because he made her famous, go fuck yourself.

After Karrueche testified against the “Run It” singer, the judge granted her a five year restraining order. Brown was not at court when Karrueche testified against him.

This makes me wonder about Chris going to award shows and things of that nature. If you can remember after he beat the shit out of Rihanna he wasn’t allowed at any events that she was at.

Stop making Chris Brown famous.

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Ben Higgins & Lauren Bushnell Split – Read Their Obnoxious Statement Here

I am actually curious if anyone thought that these two would really make it. Nothing proves to the world like you’re going to be together forever like immediately signing on for another reality show only to have it end because you’ve postponed your wedding.

This was in the making the second that Ben proposed on ‘The Bachelor’.

Surprisingly that is one trash television show that I have never watched. There’s something so gross to me about watching 26 (or however many) women fight each other for one man’s attention.

Shit ain’t cute.

Know what I hate the most about celebrity break-ups? When they fucking write statements about asking for privacy and how they still have respect for each other. Nobody wants that! We want the drama.

For the record, I don’t know if anyone was really trying to fuck with their privacy to begin with, these two were a snooze fest through social media.

“It is with heavy hearts that we announce our decision to go our separate ways, we feel fortunate for the time we had together, and will remain friends with much love and respect for one another. We wish nothing but the best for each other, and ask for your support and understanding at this time.” They told People in a statement.

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Demi Lovato &Guilherme ‘Bomba’ Vasconcelos Have Split

I genuinely thought that Demi and Bomba would be together for a lot longer. They were so open about their relationship.

According to reports the relationship had simply ran its course. There is apparently no drama or bad blood between the two of them.

This couple has broken up before, so it wouldn’t surprise me if they got back together. If they don’t, at least they gave us some cute Instagram photos.

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Carmelo & La La Anthony Have Reportedly Separated

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TMZ was the first to report that Carmelo Anthony and La La Anthony are officially calling it quits.

This pains me.

In case you aren’t aware of who La La is, let me educate you. She was one of the best hosts to ever host ‘TRL’, so you better respect that!

These two have been together for over 13 years and word on the street is that this past NBA season has been a lot of strain on the relationship.

According to reports the split is amicable and they have no plans on moving their 10-year-old so Kiyan out of New York or uproot his life in any way.

I can literally remember La La’s ‘Cribs’ episode on MTV where she showed off a magazine cover that Carmelo was on. This was a couple I have been a big fan of since the early 2000’s.

Low key hoping this will turn itself around and won’t actually happen.

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Olivia Munn & Aaron Rodgers Call It Quits After 3 Years

For the past three years we have watched Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn flaunt their love all of the place. They walked red carpets together, she talked about him in interviews, and there were plenty of engagement rumors.

Now it’s all over.

Thank God.

This couple was obnoxious. I have no idea why I didn’t like them, maybe because Olivia Munn annoys me a bit.

So no more pushing their relationships down our throats.

No specific reason why they broke up, but of course they put out a statement saying they were still friends, like every couple that breaks up says.

Just a heads up for all celebrity couples, unless you’re married don’t post a breakup announcement.

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Yellowcard Play Their Final Show

AP – After announcing last fall that they’d be heading out on one last tour, Yellowcard has officially come to an emotional end.

Yellowcard formed in 1997and on June 25, 2016, the band announced on their website that they would be breaking up after a final tour, stating: “Please come and join us on our last trip around the globe. We hope to share this final record and tour with each and every one of you.”

I feel like I am kind of irrationally sad about the fact Yellowcard played their last show ever last night. It’s not like I am the biggest Yellowcard fan, at all. I like most people loved “Ocean Avenue” and their song “Empty Apartment” is beautiful but other than that I didn’t know too many of their songs.

It’s always sad when a band that shaped your youth break up even if they haven’t put out a hit in a very long time.

Thank you for “Ocean Avenue”, a forever bop.

Thank you for everything. 📸: @ashleyophoto pic.twitter.com/8t5vvd1yVo

— Yellowcard (@Yellowcard) March 26, 2017

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Adriana Lima & Julian Edelman Have Called It Quits, Again

Apparently Adriana Lima and Julian Edelman have officially called it quits, again. Back in August they reportedly split but Adriana was spotted just last month at the Super Bowl supporting her man.

It seems like these two have a whole on and off thing going, but I prefer them to be on because they are both incredibly good looking people.

Sources told E News exclusively that Adriana just wants to focus on being a mother and an actress.

For some reason I don’t totally buy this. The couple has been extremely private during their almost year long relationship and it wouldn’t surprise me if we saw them together again.

If they don’t find love with each other again though, I am sure they will be just fine.

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