Nick Carter & Emma Bunton Post Iconic Photo Together

This photo hits me right in my 90’s nostalgia feels where I know that nothing will ever be as important as this photo. So much talent, so blonde, so 90’s. Right?

In case you didn’t know, Emma and Nick are teaming up for the show Boyband where they are the architects trying to find the next big boyband. I assume they are going to have teams or something like that.

Really, there hasn’t been that much told about the show yet, other than it will probably be amazing.

I am a little upset that I wasn’t asked to be a part of this show. Obviously I know a lot about boybands and I can definitely give tips, but I guess if anyone is going to put together a band it should be these two.

Really though, all this show has to say is that a Backstreet Boy and a Spice Girl are going to be on the show, that’s all they need for a hit show.

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Ten Songs To Prove 98 Degrees Were Underrated

Let me be clear with something, I genuinely believe that 98 Degrees was one of, is one of the most underrated boy bands of all time. The harmonies that Nick, Jeff, Justin, and Drew were able to come up were absolutely great. I mean they were also extremely good looking so that was obviously just another plus with their band.

Listen, I loved Backstreet Boys, don’t get me wrong but I would say that 98 Degrees was a close second in my favorite boy bands of the late 90’s and early 2000’s. I still love to bop to them now though.

So I decided to put together my top ten favorite songs, just to remind everyone that they are in fact incredible vocalists.

10. True To Your Heart

9. Invisible Man

8. I Do (Cherish You)

7. Heat It Up

6.He’ll Never Be

5. Dizzy

4. Give Me Just One Night (Una Noche)

3. Because Of You

2. The Hardest Thing

1. My Everything

Now that I have brought you through nostalgia town, I would like you share this with your friends.

We can’t let the legendary 98 Degrees go down without the respect they deserve.

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Zayn Malik & Dick Wolf Are Producing A Show For NBC About Boy Bands

Zayn Malik is such a fucking weirdo, I don’t even feel bad saying that. He goes out there and quits One Direction because he doesn’t want to be in the spotlight anymore. Well that was what he said at least. So he comes out with a solo album that does extremely well, and then starts to say he has such bad anxiety he can’t actually perform live. Now he is going to be producing a show with Dick Wolf. If you don’t know who Dick Wolf is he created all of the Law & Order seasons along with the entire Chicago family that is also on NBC.

If I was to say that I wasn’t excited for this show though, I would be lying. I may be in my mid twenties (cringe) but I love me some boy bands. It has been well documented on this blog too.

So far all that has really been said about the show is that it will be titled ‘Boys’ and both Zayn and Dick will have a hand in producing it.

Zayn, I thought you wanted to leave your boy band life in the past, not rewrite it on screen. I don’t know, like I said, Zayn is a fucking weirdo.

I will say, I find the whole timing of this to be odd as well. He cancels, well basically every life performance due to extreme anxiety, but he wants to announce his involvement with a television show? Just kind of weird to me.

Anyway, if Dick Wolf is involved it will be around for 20 or so years, which is awesome.

Are you excited for this show? I hope it’s juicy and kind of takes excerpts from real life. I don’t want some bubble gum pop show, I want boy bands on drugs and shit. You know, kind of like One Direction.

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Joey Fatone Writes Hilarious Letter To One Direction Called “Everything Is About To Be Terrible”

Before I even start to write about this hilarious letter, I want you guys to read it. It is kind of long but hey, it is one of the funniest things I have read in a while.

Dear Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan and Harry Styles,

Hey guys.  It’s Joey Fatone, former member of NSync and current announcer on Family Feud, the job I’ve always dreamed of.  This weekend, while sitting on the toilet and crying (I LOVE MY LIFE!!!) I flipped through my iPhone and saw that you’d announced a “one-year hiatus” beginning in March. I just wanted to congratulate you guys and wish you well! I’m sure 2016 will be a wonderful time for everyone from One Direction to pursue some independent projects before regrouping as a stronger band one year later! Here’s to spreading your wings!

HAHAHAHA, PSYCH.

Here’s how it’s gonna go down, fellas. While you’re all on hiatus, Harry will record some dope singles with Beyonce, Ryan Adams and Wiz Khalifa, come out with a killer solo album produced by Pharrell and Timbaland, cut his hair, dye his hair, do a second less awesome album, let his hair grow super long and wear it in two braids, crush a self-effacing cameo in a Judd Apatow movie, buzz his hair and release a third, self-produced album on which he hints at being bisexual that everyone will call his “best work.”  

The rest of you are fucked. I mean fucked. I am the second most-successful former member of NSync and I am Joey Fatone. Say that outloud to yourself: “Besides Justin Timberlake, Joey Fatone is the most successful member of NSync.”

Here’s me being a spokesman for Bosley hair restoration last year:

Best case scenario, you’ll do a 6-week stint in Minions: The Musical! on Broadway before you bounce around different hosting jobs on channels like Spike and TruTv.  Do you know what Chris Kirkpatrick is doing? Because I don’t. He’s completely unreachable. He might be managing a Best Buy in Sacramento, he might be dead. No one knows. Louis, I’m looking at you.

There is one exception: If one of you is gay you might have a shot. Wait till One Direction has been dead for two years, kiss your hot boyfriend at an awards show, then ride that relevance like a beautiful boner and pray to god you get a show on Bravo.

It’s not that you guys aren’t talented, it’s that Harry is so, so much cuter, cooler and more talented than the rest of you. Deep down, you’ve always known that, but you will never truly understand it until you’re in your grimy little condo, sitting in your boxers, sucking a chow mein noodle off your Playstation controller and watching Harry blow it up on SNL.

Jesus christ I wish I was still in NSync. Jesus…JESUS FUCK! I would give all my hair to go back to that.

Anyway, enjoy the next few months, One Direction, because they’re your last. (http://aboveaverage.com/joey-fatone-to-one-direction-everything-is-about-to-be-terrible/)

Now let me be honest, I didn’t even know that I was a fan of Joey Fatone until this moment right here. That open letter to One Direction was probably one of the realest and best open letters I have ever read. Way to really see your moment and take it Joey, bravo sir.

Let’s be real, even though all of the currently members of One Direction have said that they will get back together, Joey knows best. Joey was probably told that Justin Timberlake was just taking a small break from the band, but they would be back. Clearly that never happened.

I don’t even know what I can say about this letter because of how hilarious and how perfect it is. I just have to say that I wanted to share it with the world. The line where he compared Chris Kirkpatrick to Louis, that killed me. It is also so true. Louis is totally the Chris Kirkpatrick of the group.

I hope you laughed as hard as I did and I wish that I could shake Joey’s hand for that hilarious letter.

Sorry One Direction and One Direction fans, everything is about to be terrible.

Zayn Malik Has Decided To Quit One Direction!

I kind of feel like this shouldn’t be a surprise after what went down a few days ago with him leaving the tour. I know that One Direction fans will hate me for this, but who does he think he is? Who does Zayn Malik think he is leaving the band high and dry? All boy bands need five boys in them! Also, you don’t quit a band before the star of the band quits it. I think that we can all agree Harry Styles is the biggest star out of the five boys. He is the Justin Timberlake, he is the Nick Carter, you like the other guys but Harry is the one that people see when they look at One Direction.

Can I just say that I think his way or saying he wants to live a normal life is absolute bullshit. That would be like Bieber saying he wants to live a normal life. Guess what, normal is out the window for you. Zayn you were in one of the biggest boy bands of all time, everyone is going to recognize you. Enough with the oh poor me routine. Yes, people are constantly in your face but guess what, you have more money than any of your fans will ever have. Well most likely you do. I wonder how they will deal with him breaking his contract and all of this.

Zayn you pulled a total Ginger Spice move, not cool.

NSYNC Hints At Reunion For SNL 40 Show

So there have been rumblings that this is going to happen tomorrow night on the SNL 40 year anniversary bash. We all know that Justin has hosted the show five times now, so why not bring them all back, right? This all started, well basically today after NSYNC’s offical Twitter sent out this tweet.

Now the last time their twitter was really buzzing was back in 2013 when Justin Timberlake had them do a small reunion for the VMAs.

Listen, I am a Backstreet Girl through and through. I will defend their honor as if they went to battle for my family, but there is a part of me that is excited for this. I hope it is true. There is really no way that this wouldn’t happen, right? Of course this is the first time the media has really gotten anything but look at that tweet. This has to be true.

Let’s hope that this reunion is longer than 30 seconds too because that VMA reunion was a joke.

I will say that I am glad Justin is finally owning up to his boy band days after years and years of trying to act like he wasn’t a blonde haired kid with a huge afro dancing and singing “Bye bye bye”.

O-Town Releases First Single In 10 Years “Skydive”!

This is a big day for all 90, early 2000’s boy band loving people, O-Town is officially back! With the release of their new song ‘Skydive’ it only proves that they can do this comeback without Ashley Parker Angel. The song is a banger, it is straight fire and anyone who doesn’t like it, well you can go elsewhere.

‘Skydive’ is going to be my new obsession, I can already tell that. When I go to the club, “Play Skydive” even if the DJ asks me what song it is, I will simply bring up soundcloud on my phone and jam to it. Yes it is a slow tack but I can do that interpretive dance shit to it.

In my opinion O-Town is actually a really important band because it was the first music making experiment, whether people want to admit that or not. This band was formed by people all trying out for it, only men though. P.Diddy also didn’t have anything to do with it so these guys were the OG of the whole singing talent show obsession we have now.

“‘Skydive’ brings us back to what we are known for; a powerfully produced ballad with equally powerful performances, except this time with a unique request to our fans – ‘Will you take a leap of faith with us?’,” Estrada said in a statement to MTV News of the track, their first offering since 2002′s O2.

Yes, O-Town I will take a giant leap of faith on your new song and your new album which they will be releasing August 3rd, it will be called Lines & Circles, which is a pretty bad ass name. It sounds like something Coldplay or One Republic would use, right?

Be sure to click the link above or this one https://soundcloud.com/all-about-the-melody.

So Ashley Parker Angel Is Still Absolutely Gorgeous

When O-Town decided that they were having a reunion, I was beyond excited. I mean I always thought they were underrated. Not many guys can sing about wet dreams and make it a hit with young girls who may not have known what a liquid dream was at the time. I have said before that ‘All or Nothing’ is one of the best pop songs of all time, it needs to be my wedding song.

Anyway, I was hit with the hard reality that Ashley Parker Angel wasn’t going to be back with the band and I couldn’t understand why! I didn’t know why he wouldn’t want to be back with the band, singing, dancing, all of that! He tried to do the solo thing and it didn’t really work, so get back with the band! Plus he is one of the only guys named Ashley I have ever heard of and let’s be real he makes that name work for himself.

Even though Ashley crushed my dreams of him being on stage again I can see why, he doesn’t need it. He isn’t in his thirties wishing he could get back on stage and sing. He is just in his thirties looking sexier than ever and still being the most popular member of O-Town even though he isn’t a member anymore.

Keep posting Instagram pictures and  I will keep liking them. I am still a little mad you won’t be apart of the reunion but I guess I can forgive you…maybe.

 

Happy 39th Birthday Brian Littrell!

Now some people might be thinking, why would she wish Brian Littrell a happy birthday, out of everyone, why him? I will give you one reason why I chose to wish this man a very happy 39th birthday. The main reason is that he was my first ever celebrity crush. Brian Littrell is a little angel that just so happened to be in the Backstreet Boys, my favorite boy band of all time.

Brian has those beautiful blue eyes, muscles, and seems like a good time. He is always dancing and making funny faces. Why wouldn’t you love him? Growing up everyone loved Nick but I saw the prize that is Brian Littrell, the glue of the Backstreet Boys. The foundation that is why they are still making music.

Anyway, happy birthday B-Rok and I hope that you have many many more!

Who Is The Best Looking Member Of One Direction?

What else should I be doing on a slow celebrity gossip day? I refuse to continue to write about the passing of Philip Seymour Hoffman so I decided to rank the hottest boyband in the world right now.  Personally I don’t think that they are the best looking boy band ever but they have their thing going.

So from left to right it is Zayn Malik, Niall Horan, Louis Tomlinson, Liam Payne, and Harry Styles.

Now lets start with the judging because I have nothing better to do. I will go from 5 to 1 with of course 5 being the least desirable.

5. Louis Tomlinson – He is for sure the “Howie” of the group, if you don’t get that reference then you are probably too young to be reading my blog. He isn’t ugly but he just isn’t as good looking as the rest of the band. He also hardly sings and has a bit of a weird voice. He also seems to have a really bad attitude which I don’t like one bit!

4. Zayn Malik- He is good looking for sure but he is weird, he is quiet and you can tell he kind of hates being in a boy band, he gets ranked so low for being boring! Plus he is engaged, that means no fun for anyone.

3. Harry Styles- I don’t understand the whole fascination with Harry Styles. He seems like a good time compared to the rest of the guys but he isn’t that hot. He is good looking but not the best looking. ON TO THE NEXT!

2. Niall Horan- I think that I like him because he reminds me of Brian Littrell, yes again if you don’t know who that is you are too young to be on this blog. He ust seems like fun one of out all of them ,playing pranks and shit. plus he looks like a little Irish fairy, gotta love that.

1 Liam Payne- He is by far the most underrated member of this boy band, he is incredible. After youtubing some stuff he is the best singer and the best looking. He is the “JC” of the group. He has a lot of talent but it is being out shined by a certain someone (Harry Styles). Liam you are sexy, don’t let anyone tell you different!

Hope you enjoyed that pointless blog and you have an incredible day!

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