Adam Levine & Behati Prinsloo Welcome Baby Girl!

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It has been confirmed to E News first that Adam Levine and his wife Behati Prinsloo have welcomed their first child, a healthy baby girl! So far, no name has been announced but it has been reported that Behati is doing well and Adam is over the moon!

Congrats to the happy couple! This is their first child, and she will probably be beautiful. I mean look at those two!

UPDATE: Her name is Dusty Rose Levine.

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Vanessa & Nick Lachey Are Expecting Baby Number 3!

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In case you had no idea, Nick Lachey and Vanessa Lachey are my absolute favorite celebrity couple. The close second is Freddie and Sarah, but Nick and Vanessa have always been my number one! If you could have seen my reaction to them announcing baby number 3 you would have probably thought I was going to be God mother or something. Although one time Vanessa did tweet me, so maybe on baby number 4 I will get that spot.

Seriously though, congrats to the happy couple and the growing family!

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Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green Welcome Baby Number 3!

So I am guessing that this means that Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are staying together? Last year Megan filed for divorce, then found out she was pregnant and the couple hadn’t made any progress to finalize the divorce.

The couple welcomed their third son on August 4th, Journey River, is his name and apparently everyone is doing well. The couple have two sons together already, Noah, 4 and Bodhi, 2, so I can only imagine how crazy busy that household is. Brian also has a son Kassius, 14 from a previous relationship.

Congrats to the couple and congrats to the baby for having incredible genes!

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Mick Jagger Is Expecting Baby Number 8!

EXCLUSIVE: **NO WEB**Mick Jagger is spotted looking happy with a female friend on his hotel balcony in Zurich(photo credit)

It looks like Mick Jagger, 72 is having a child with his 29 year old girlfriend Melanie Hamrick, an American ballerina.

Let me start off by saying, good for him for still having sex. I like to believe that after the age of 50 everyone stops having sex and they just go into the mystic with whoever, holding hands, being adorable but not having sex.

The second thing I have to say is, just because you can have a child, doesn’t mean you should. Mick is 72 years old. I understand his girlfriend is much younger and probably wanted a child of her own but still, 72. When he dies, which could literally be tomorrow, that is how old he is, the baby will be well off but still. He is really fucking old and it isn’t fair to the child. Yes, he will inherit a lot of money but there’s a good chance Mick won’t make it to their tenth birthday. Sorry, that was probably mean but I don’t care.

Congrats to the couple though, I mean, it’s really weird but congrats.

I understand they are both over 18, but isn’t it kind of like having sex with your grandpa? What a weird fucking relationship.

I am officially uncomfortable.

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Kobe & Vanessa Bryant Are Expecting Baby Number Three!


Well it looks like Kobe is already pretty busy after retirement, announcing that he and his longtime love Vanessa are expecting their third baby girl!

Bryant, 37, has been married to Vanessa since 2001 and they already have two daughters together. Their first daughter Natalia is 13 and the second is Gianna who is 10. So they are adding to the brood!

The couple announced the pregnancy in adorable Instagram post.

Congrats to the happy couple!
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“Teen Mom 2” star Chelsea Houska Is Expecting Baby Number Two!

Chelsea Houska is absolutely a fan favorite when it comes to “Teen Mom 2”, she is one who put her daughter first, and waited for a good guy to come around before having another child.

Earlier this year Chelsea became engaged to Cole and the two are reportedly getting married in October. During this past season Chelsea said that she absolutely wanted to wait until after their wedding for their first child but it looks like things have changed! Chelsea and Cole are expecting their first child together! Chelsea of course has Aubrey from a previous relationship but from the looks of it, Aubrey loves Cole and is probably excited for a little brother or sister.

Congrats to the happy couple! That baby is going to be good looking for sure!

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Ashton Kutcher & Mila Kunis Are Expecting Baby Number 2!

Jackie and Kelso forever!

Ashton and Mila are expecting baby number two which means their family is becoming even more perfect.

Congrats to the happy couple!

May this couple last forever because if they break up, my hope for love is absolutely over.

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Justin Bieber’s Newest Accessory Is A Pacifier

Before I make fun of him I am going to quickly explain what Bieber had to say about why he is currently using a pacifier. No, it’s not because he is finally admitting to being a brat, he says it is to try and quit smoking. Yup, he is trying to quit smoking by sucking on a pacifier. I mean normal people usually just go cold turkey, chew some gum, use a patch. Justin needs to make a statement about it though.

Listen, I am sorry Bieber but if you are sick of living in a fishbowl and always being photographed. Stop doing weird shit. That simple. If you don’t want people to take pictures of you, don’t walk around barefoot, don’t be a grown man sucking on a fucking pacifier in public. Or simply admit you like the attention.

Know who the only other people I know that use pacifiers other than babies are? Adults that roll on E or Molly. That’s right. This all started when he was in Monaco at some racing event. I am not saying he is on those drugs, I am just saying the only other people I know to do something like this frequent raves.

Of course his fans love it, Beliebers are brainwashed, I am pretty sure that there are subliminal messages laced in some of his tracks. I swear to God though, if Bieber makes this a fashion trend, I am going to move to the moon.

Keep on sucking though Justin, you keep up with that oral fixation that you have.

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This is seriously fucking bizarre I can’t even handle it.

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Ryan Gosling & Eva Mendes Welcome Their Second Child Together!

Last month I reported that Ryan and Eva were expecting their second baby, well looks like they already welcomed a little girl! Two weeks ago Ryan and Eva welcomed another little girl and named her Amada Lee, which is just adorable.

I remember back when these two first started to date I thought they were a very odd couples. Eva was always in the media doing press about something and Ryan was always more reserved. Well looks like they make it work and now Eva is just as private as Ryan has been about his personal life.

Congrats to the happy couple and their new baby girl!

May you continue to keep everyone guessing about your personal lives because in reality, it’s none of our business but I will never actually admit that or else my blog wouldn’t exist!

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Blac Chyna & Rob Kardashian Are Expecting Their First Child

This is absolutely my favorite thing of all time. Apparently they aren’t very far along but when Blac Chyna and Rob end up getting married she will officially change her name to Angela Kardashian. That is right.

Angela “You steal my man, I steal your brother” Kardashian is the real winner.

Angela please step up and claim your prize because you are a fucking genius.

I officially have a favorite Kardashian and it is Blac Chyna.

If you didn’t know this is fucking mess because Blac Chyna already has a son with Tyga who is currently dating Kylie Jenner, Rob’s half sibling.

So this poor baby is going to be calling his step siblings father Uncle Tyga.

I think we can all agree that Angela Kardashian needs to write a book about how she just won life.

Also I have to applaud this tweet, slow clap for this one.
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