Ryan Seacrest Is Attractive, Right?

So as the 2015 awards season wraps up that means no more red carpet interviews done by Ryan Seacrest, for a little while at least. After watching him on the Grammy’s red carpet I decided that I had a very important question to ask my friends. Ryan Seacrest is hot, right? Most of them actually disagreed with me! I mean, I wasn’t expecting the intensity that they disliked him but they really disliked him.

So I am here to make a statement. I am here to say that Ryan Seacrest is an incredible attractive man, and I am here to say it loud and proud! For the past about 15 years or so Ryan has been a household name since he first started to host American Idol. When Ryan stuck around for the second season and they dumped Dunkleman I knew that Ryan was going to have super star power. Now, did I really think that he would basically be the next Dick Clark? Nope, but hey, I don’t hate it.

Ryan also kind of reminds me of that kid in high school that you thought was gay but you were never really sure. Like you were attracted to him but you were like, I don’t know if you are buying what I am selling type of thing.

Still though, my question is, is Ryan Seacrest attractive? Let me put down some stats.

1. He is only 5’8 but most people consider him to be way shorter. I mean 5’8 is shorter than me but hey, I wouldn’t care if I wasn’t allowed to wear heels around him.

2. He is 40 and never married. People hate on him for that but so is Leo DiCaprio, think about that!

3. He has those blue eyes that just don’t quit. Yup, I love them.

4. That jawline. Jawlines do it for me, the end.

5. There is really no point to this article because Ryan Seacrest is banging.

So all your Ryan Seacrest haters can take a back seat because he is going to be around forever, be prepared.

Boom, Ryan is hot.

Ryan Seacrest is begging people to watch American Idol again!


“I will say this to those who have watched the show throughout the years and maybe didn’t watch last year: I ask them to come back and give it another shot this year,” Seacrest told The Hollywood Reporter Friday on the red carpet at the Z100 Jingle Ball 2013 concert at Madison Square Garden. “The judges are so fun, and they are having such a good time, and they get along with each other so well that I think you will see your old American Idol back on the air.”

Please everyone watch American Idol so Ryan Seacrest can keep his job! He is going to be homeless if we don’t watch American Idol! Dude, give it up, please just hang up the microphone. Well, I like his radio show, can’t lie about that but the whole American Idol thing, give it up. That show has become just another punch line even though it is one of the most successful music shows ever. I think it actually is the most successful since it brought out mega stars like Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood, Daughtry, Jennifer Hudson, and Phillip Phillips just to name a few of the successful people from the show. No one cares about it anymore though, people would rather watch The Voice than watch American Idol, it is a sad truth.

After the fiasco last year with Nicki Minaj, Mariah Carey, and the dog Randy Jackson, it was a hot ass mess. It was just awkward to watch and that was why no one did. They really think that bringing back J.Lo is going to save this program? J.Lo is the biggest wannabe there is! I feel like she always uses how she is different because she is a Latina artist, bitch you aren’t any different. You are Jenny from the block and that is the biggest hit you will ever have, please stop trying.

So no Ryan Seacrest I will not give your American Idol another shot! I can’t do it! The tackiness of this show has hurt me for far too long! Not even the beautiful Keith Urban can make me watch it again! I am sorry to let you down. I will watch you on the Rockin New Years Eve special though!

Kelly Clarkson’s baby will be American royalty.


Kelly Clarkson being pregnant is great news for everyone. Reba McEntire is going to be a grandmother and the world will have a baby idol. Yes, a baby idol. Clarkson is the queen of everything that is American Idol considering she was the first one 13 or so years ago. She was crowned American Idol and everyone loved her, other than Clive Davis. If you don’t know about her hilarious feud with the old man you should Google that shit right this instant. I have always had a soft spot for the singer ever since I knew she hated that old creepy man. I loved when she got skinny, then fat, and now healthy. You go Kelly Clarkson, go eat all the food you want as long as you keep singing beautifully I dont care how big you get!