Alec Baldwin Quits His Public Life In Essay Format

If you want to read the whole essay, it is right here! It is long, just a heads up. http://www.vulture.com/2014/02/alec-baldwin-good-bye-public-life.html?mid=twitter-nymag. Go ahead and enjoy that roller coaster or you can just read my summary, either way works for me!

Listen this is an extremely well written essay by Alec explaining on how he is treated unfairly, at points I actually found myself feeling bad for him. Then I remembered something. He is Alec Fucking Baldwin, he is the guy who told his 13 year old daughter (well then 13 year old daughter) that she was a pig. Do you guys remember that? I do, I remember it because I was roughly that age and disgusted that someone would cal his child that.

Alec Baldwin is one of the bad guys in Hollywood. In this essay he says that Shia is one of the bad guys and guess what, Shia is a fucking nut, but these two are on the same level. Shia just plagiarizes and puts on weird art shows, Alec attacks paparazzi. Although Shia has been known to get into fights here and there.

Like i said previously this is a very well written essay but I feel as though it is more of a persuasive essay than an actual about me essay. He is trying to prove to the world that the media makes him out to be someone he isn’t, guess what, that is what the media does. I didn’t see him complaining when he was making a ton of money on 30 Rock. Now that he has no work lined up, he is setting the record straight? Come on.

Alec Baldwin will probably get work again but I hope that people don’t buy into this feel sorry for me bullshit. You live in a gorgeous apartment in New York City and have more money than I will ever have. I do not pity you, I also do not envy you. Alec Baldwin grow up.

Alec Baldwin gets the boot

MSNBC has officially given Alec the bloated bitch Baldwin the boot from his late night show that wouldn’t last anyway. Can you imagine the executives at the station trying to think of a reason to fire him since they knew no one would go on his show anyway? They were probably thinking real hard then he went on his “c*ck sucking f*g” rant and they must have felt a weight lifted off of their shoulders. They were probably waiting for the coke bloated actor to do something else stupid and the second that he did they would drop the axe, looks like that happened.

Honestly though did they really think people would be on his side? One time maybe, maybe he could get away with it once. It has been atl east 5 times in the past two months though. Dude get your anger together. I think that him and Chris Brown should go away together and not bother us normal folk again. Go be angry somewhere else.

Fuck off Alec no one would have watched your show anyway, now stay inside and try not to attack any more people.

Somewhere Tina Fey is shaking her head in disappointment.

Alec Baldwin: Asshole or realist?

There comes a time when a man like Alec Baldwin must face the music with his outpouring hatred of just about everyone. Yesterday he was on the stand due to a stalking case, where he cried about how much it hurt his life, and eventually the stalker was found guilty. Since then though it seems like Alec has really lost his shit. He called a paprazzi a “cock sucking fag” his words not mine. I get it paparazzi are overbearing to celebrities, I really do understand that but those terms, after you have already been in trouble for saying terms like this before? I can see Tina Fey shaking her head in shame right now.

Now my question is, is this finally the end to Baldwin? Well people finally stop liking him and laughing at his terrible jokes? I really have no idea. I personally stopped liking him back when I was 13 or 14 because he called his daughter a 12 year old ungrateful little pig. Let us not forget Words With Friends gate last year either. He wasn’t very polite to anyone then either.

Are people finally going to be sick of this bloated alcoholic mess of an “actor”, a term I use very loosely when it comes to him.

Miley Cyrus Virus

Miley Cyrus lit up a blunt at the EMA’s over the weekend and everyone is losing their shit. Most people are over her wild antics but I say, bring it on. If someone didn’t smoke weed on stage I would be upset. The shows were taking place in Amsterdam! Fucking Amsterdam! It isn’t like she lit up a blunt at Buckingham Palace. She lit it up where basically everything is legalized and no one gives a fuck about anything except for having a good time. She also sang her ass off that night and probably just needed a little Mary Jane to relax after such an amazing performance. Maybe it was a celebratory blunt because she won an award! To those of you who are saying she is a bad role model and doesn’t deserve her fame let me list off people who are worse role models and you could dislike more than little Miley Cyrus and her twerking weed smoking ass.

10.Cameron Diaz- I have read for years that she is extremely rude to her fans. Fuck you we pay to see your shitty movies.

09. Ben Rothlisberger- Or as I like to call him Ben “Rapelisberger”, to be accused of rape on different occasions isn’t a good look for anyone never mind a professional football player. I think if you are accused of raping someone more than 3 times there is a good chance you actually did rape someone. I am just sayin!

08. Justin Bieber- He has a whole list of things against him but I don’t feel the need to list them since people most likely already know what I am going to say.What pissed me off the most though is when he pissed in a mop bucket. Bro that is someones job, just because they don’t make millions doesn’t mean they dont matter.

07. Rachel McAdams- She lied about her age when she first became famous and she is in another movie about time travelers.

06. Alec Baldwin- He called his 12 year old daughter a pig once and attacks every paparazzi that he sees. He also likes Words With Friends, so he is obviously living in 2011, grow up.

05. Sinead O’Connor- She ripped up a picture of the Pope then went on to yell at Miley for being too controversial.

04. Michael Vick- How many dogs did he kill? People say that he did his time and is now back in the NFL. If someone can harm a poor defenseless animal then fuck them. He should be in jail for life.

03. R.Kelly- Remember that time he married Aliyah (RIP) when she was like 15 then they got divorced so he allegedly pee’d on some random 14 year olds. Yeah, fuck that guy.

02. Courtney Love- Just google that train wreck. She isn’t a fun one to watch either.

01. Chris Brown- If there is one thing about this blog you should realize now, this man is a man I truly hate. He beat the absolute shit out of Rihanna and people still love him. No man should ever put his hands on a woman, ever. He has also throw chairs out of windows in fits of rage. Chris Brown is an asshole. Plain and simple, doesn’t deserve his fame.