Jennifer Lawrence: “Pizza fixes everything!”

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If you follow my blog closely it isn’t hard to tell that Jennifer Lawrence is one of my favorite people ever and her interview with Barbara Walters last night just goes to prove how amazing she is. She is only 23 years old and is fucking hilarious, she doesn’t take the fame thing too seriously. Hell she said in 10 years she wants to be out of the spotlight and starting her family. At this point in her life I don’t think that fame has changed her, if it has she is a better actress than I thought so in the first place.

During this interview her quote about pizza was easily one of the best things that she said but she also said something else about using the word fat. It was something like this and I won’t quote it because I could be totally off. She said that if we monitor violence and cuss words, why not monitor the word fat? She genuinely hates that people make fun of others for being fat and I completely agree.

Most young girls should start looking up to Jennifer Lawrence, she knows what she is talking about. I love me some T.Swift don’t get me wrong but J.Law is a way better influence on young girls. I am only a year younger than her and she is my idol!

If you do get a chance though you should look up her interview, it is really great.

Lindsay Lohan is going to be making her very own burn book!

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Lindsay Lohan is going to be writing a tell-all book and I personally think this is the smartest thing that she could do at this point in her career. Last year she tried to make an acting come back with the Canons bullshit and the Liz Taylor movie but they fell short. I honestly can’t even recall if The Canons movie came out, if it then it probably didn’t do well, if it didn’t then it probably will not do well. Anyway she has been writign this thign since rehab apparently I can’t wait. She is going to be getting her own show on OWN and she is going to write a book. She knows what’s up in her career. It isn’t about acting anymore it is about staying relevant or at least trying too.

Here are a list of things I hope she talks about:

1. Wilmer Valderrama and how he is fucking creepy since they dated when she was 18 and he was like 26, now he is 30 something dating a 21 year old. Creepy dude. Maybe he took her V-card? That would be interesting too!

2. Paris Hilton fight. You know that these two have had some of the harshest text messaging fights of all time! It would be great if we could hear what insults they used. “You are a coke whore!” “Yeah, well you are a slut!” I don’t need to say who said what because either way it works.

3.Not her family problems. They had played out in the media a little bit too much and I am sick of seeing that stuff. Her dad is crazy, her mom is a nut, her sister looks 35 at age 18. We get it, you are all a hot mess.

4. Firecrotch, I would like to know how she felt after all of that.

To be honest I don’t think she will really tell the truth, just her side of things. Either way it will be an interesting read if she sticks to the topics listed above!

Jada Pinkett Smith, stop it right now!

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I have a question. Why the fuck did Will Smith need to marry this woman and have terrible off spring with her? I can’t fucking stand Jada and I don’t even really know who she is. I know that she married my main man Will and they had a few kids. Now her children, that is for a different post, I can’t stand them but Jada, look at yourself. There is no way that you actually think this hairstyle his flattering right? I mean there have been reports of Will cheating on you and you step out looking like this? I wouldn’t blame him for sleeping with someone else, you look terrifying. Stop trying to have the same haircut as your daughter!

Jada honestly though, look in the mirror, look at your choices, look at your hair. Take a deep breath and just cry. I am sure you are going through emotions since your kids are annoying as shit and your husband is possibly cheating. It will all be okay.

Honestly though isn’t she just like the mom in Mean Girls? “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom!” no, no you are not.

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart back to bumpin’ uglies

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Alright so there are something things that I will just never understand when it comes to Hollywood. The relationship between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart is probably close to being at the very top of this list for many reasons.

1. She cheated on you bro, she cheated on you hard and she didn’t even try and hide it. Remember those weird pictures of her being hugged from behind by that creepy director? Then you guys got back together right in time for the final Twilight movie? Hm makes no sense to me!

2. They break up at least once a year for months at a time. Hey, if you want to be an on again off again couple that is absolutely fine with me. At this point though they have been dating for as long as they have been broken up, enough of this nonsense and make up ya damn mind kids!

3. Why Kristen Stewart? My theory is that she has a magical vagina that sings sweet melodies that only Robert Pattinson and dogs can hear. She seems like a wet blanket. She would be that girl at the party who stood in the corner and crossed her arms over her chest just looking around the party while Pattinson danced the night away. She would also be the girl to pull him away from talking to other girls even though she openly cheated on him.

Anyway this couple is apparently dating again and I know that Twilight fans are probably losing their shit. So I guess congrats even though she openly cheated on you and you kind of look like a little bitch right now.

Just a side note can you imagine how much Robert’s family probably dislikes K.Stew. I mean she made their son look like an absolute fool. Just a thought, I would love to be a fly on the wall at family gatherings.

Little Miss Sunshine Gone Wild

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Abigail Breslin, 17, is no longer the little awkward kid from Little Miss Sunshine and she wants the world to know it! She did what anyone would do to get out of that awkward phase. Her transition was almost as smooth as Emma Watson’s, almost. She decided to take some pictures with creepy Tyler Shields. Yeah this photographer kind of creeps me out and I feel like he is a poor man’s Terry Richardson who is ever creepier. I would just like to know how this is art where as Miley Cyrus doing it is trash. Hm?! Hmmm?!?

Anyway good for Abigail breaking out of that awkward phase since I literally cannot think of another movie she has been in. I think that she was the little girl in Signs too. According to IMDB she was in New Years Eve too but let’s be honest, no one has seen that movie in its entirety. After reading about her she kind of seems like an asshole too, not sure if I am liking this more confident Little Miss Sunshine at all.

“I wish I had some great story about the struggle of moving into the more adult roles, but I actually didn’t,” she said in an interview with ABC News in October. “I didn’t have a big struggle with it at all. It’s been pretty natural, the transition into the teen and adult realm.”

“My favorite thing in the world that me and my friends talk about is that I’ve been all grown up for about three years now,” she joked to ABC. “Every single time I’m photographed anywhere, the headline is ‘All Grown Up.’ It’s been about three years. I’m like, ‘Okay, yeah, I’m all grown up.'”\
Okay you pompous little asshole we get it you are famous and it wasn’t hard for you to make it Hollywood once you grew up. Fuck you.

Brittany Murphy was posioned?!

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Brittany Murphy was a little ray of light and I truly mean that. She was a fun actress and there was never a bad thing written about her. Hell she even put up with Ashton Kutcher for a few months in her life, angel. Anyway when she passed away everyone said that something was a bit off about it and then her husband dying like 5 months later, something fishy was going on. Well apparently B.Murphy’s dad didn’t believe that she died due to her having the flu or whatever the lame ass reason that the police said it was.

The article reads as follows:

Brittany’s father, Angelo Bertolotti, never believed the LA Coroner’s reporter, pinning the 32-year-old’s death on pneumonia and anemia. Instead, he pushed for independent testing on her hair, blood and tissue samples.

Angelo was convinced that his daughter and her husband Simon Monjack, had exhibited signs of heavy metal poisoning. Simon, 40, also died suspiciously five months after the death of his young wife.

He reached out to The Carlson Company to get independent tests done and found out shocking results. The lab reports, obtained by The Examiner, said:

Ten (10) of the heavy metals evaluated were detected at levels higher that the WHO [The World Health Organization] high levels. Testing the hair strand sample identified as” back of the head” we have detected ten (10) heavy metals at levels above the WHO high levels recommendation. If we were to eliminate the possibility of a simultaneous accidental heavy metals exposure to the sample donor then the only logical explanation would be an exposure to these metals (toxins) administered by a third party perpetrator with likely criminal intent.

These heavy metals are most frequently found in rodenticides and insecticides. Her father knew that she had displayed the symptoms from heavy metal poisoning, including headaches, abdominal cramps, wheezing, disorientation, congestion and pneumonia.

I really hope that this mystery gets solved. I know that right now Brittany is rollin with her homies up in heaven but I really hope that justice is served.