Sienna Miller Has Officially Joined Instagram!

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Sometimes there is celebrity news that I know not many other people will be excited about but I still have to share it.

Sienna Miller is finally on Instagram!

For some reason I absolutely love Sienna Miller, I mean it’s probably because she is beautiful, stylish, and is a great actor. Can you even blame me?

Ever since Jude cheated on her, then she got back with him, only to break up with him again, I have always been rooting for her.

When she got praise for ‘American Sniper’ I was beyond thrilled.

Now she is on Instagram and she blames peer pressure for it.

So to whoever peer pressured Sienna into making a public Instagram, God bless you.

I would like to add that she does follow Jude Law’s children and ex-wife on the social media site.

Fucking Jude Law, am I right?

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Bella Thorne & Charlie Puth Are Reportedly Dating

Singer Charlie Puth and man eater Bella Thorne were seen together today in Malibu. The alleged new couple was scene strolling along the beach while Charlie wore a beach appropriate outfit, and Bella wore thigh high boots.

Listen, I have no problem with women dating different men, especially in their twenties. Know who Bella is though? She is that girl on your Facebook newsfeed who gets a new boyfriend every week and claims to love them two weeks later, then posts things about how some men can’t handle a real woman after they break up.

I don’t even know what Bella Thorne does other than comment on Demi Lovato’s Instagram photos and date different guys. She went from Gregg Sulkin , to Tyler Posey, and now apparently Charlie Puth.

She ain’t got no type.

I would ask if you guys shipped it but this ship will sink before it even sets sail.

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You Can Pre-Order Anna Kendrick’s Book “Scrappy Little Nobody”!

Know what I am excited for? This book.

I am going to assume that this book will be as hysterical as her Twitter and I am ready for that. I would say that I laugh at about 95% of Anna’s tweets so clearly her writing style is great.

Maybe Anna should stop being an actress and start being a stand up comedian. Hey Anna, hear that? Do it! Okay? Okay.

You can pre-order the book here, something I plan on doing!

Are you excited for this book?

 

Hayden Panettiere & Fiancé Wladimir Klitschko Expecting First Child!

ImageNow I am not exactly sure how true this report is since nothing has been confirmed so I guess I should say that Hayden is allegedly pregnant with her first child. For a while I went through the stage of hating Hayden for really no reason. I always thought that she tried too hard to get into the spotlight and all that bullshit, but now I like her. Since watching her in ‘Nashville’ I realized that she actually has some serious talent in both singing and acting.

Now if her and Wladimir are actually expecting I feel sorry for her. Not because she is young, not because of anything like that. Simply because of his genes. Now I used Google to help with this and apparently Wladimir stands at a towering 6’6″ and little Hayden stands at 5’0″. That baby is probably going to be huge, just born a straight up giant, poor Hayden.

Good for them though, right? Hayden has always dated older men, always. When she was like 15 she was dating Stephen Coletti, who  was roughly 21, then she went onto Milo Ventawhateverhislastnameis. Then she landed herself with a giant Ukrainian boxer who is a solid 12 years older than her.

Congrats to the happy couple and if the reports aren’t true, then I take it all back!

Selena Gomez Changes Her Tone About Lorde

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There is one artist that I think is very powerful and she doesn’t really like me and that’s alright,” Selena recently shared to Seventeen. “Her name is Lorde and she’s cool. I think her message is powerful. She is very young but she has got a lot to say, and that’s great, so more power to her.”

So it looks like Selena has a change of heart now about Lorde. Remember back when Lorde basically said that Selena was desperate singing about how a boy can go and get it? Then Selena fired back saying that it wasnt very feminist of her to take a shot at her? Looks like all that bullshit is water under the bridge now! Now Selena loves Lorde because she realizes something, she needs to become Lorde.

Let’s be honest Selena Gomez is the Hillary Duff of her generation. She started off on a Disney channel show and then became a singer and people love her because she is wholesome and cute. How much longer will that last though? It will be super hard for her to shed that image and eventually people will realize she isn’t a great singer.

I have a theory though, you know how much I love theories. Something about T.Swift loving Lorde probably have Selena an extra push to be friends with the young singer. Selena probably wants a duet too since Lorde is the hottest singer in the world at the moment. Maybe Selena is trying to steal her talent! No, that isn’t true, I know that.

Glad to see these two are playing nice now, although Lorde never apologized about what she said in regards to Selena Gomez. Selena had to obviously cave though since Lorde is the new Lord music.

Bow down Selena, bow the fuck down.

Meryl Streep & 50 Cent Just Posted The Most Important Photo Of The Year!

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I think that everyone looking at Meryl Streep doing a gangsta pose with 50 Cent will realize that this is the most important picture of the years. Listen I understand that we are only 26 days into the year and that is fine and all but this picture wins. Let’s be honest even if Meryl doesn’t win her Oscar she received something so much more important, she received street cred! Streep got street cred!

These two sat next to each other at some basketball game, it doesn’t even matter what game it was but what would you pay to be sitting behind them? I would shell out some serious money that I don’t even have just to listen to them. Did Meryl talk about how much she loves his song ‘In Da Club’ or maybe 50 wanted to know about Sophie’s Choice and let her know that was his all time favorite movie.

What if they decided to do a movie together?! Okay, obviously that will never happen but this picture is all kinds of incredible right? I am pretty sure that Kobe Bryant is trying to sneak in on the picture in the back but fuck that noise, no one wants to see him!

Meryl and 50 should run as a presidential team for 2016, I would vote for them 100 times.

Emma Roberts Chops Off Her Long Locks

ImageLooks like Emma Roberts made the right choice when it comes to chopping off her hair, she looks incredible! The 22 year old actress looks fierce and much more adult like with this cute little haircut. It seems like Roberts is slowly becoming a star on the rise from seeing her in ‘We Are The Millers’ and her character in the new ‘American Horror Story’.

She always plays the bad bitch right? Or the almost bad bitch? That is what it seems like. This shorter hair will make it more believable for sure. She will be able to play any role better!

The thing I don’t understand is why she with Evan Peters, I know a lot of girls love him but I don’t see it. Plus didn’t she punch him in the face once? Or didn’t she allegedly punch him in the face and he called the cops like a little bitch? They probably wont even get married anyway, they will be just like Miley and Liam.

This haircut looks bitchin though and you have come a long way from your Nickelodeon days! Keep up the good work and I look forawrd to see Emma in many more movies to come!

Julia Roberts Looks Like a Fabulous Hostess at the Golden Globes

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So last night during the whole pre-award show red carpet everyone wanted to know one thing, what was Julia Roberts going to wear? Apparently she hasn’t been nominated for anything in a while and she was coming to an awards show, so everyone needed to flip out! The former Queen of America was coming and she had to look amazing. Then she showed up wearing this little outfit that was a fucking mess if I do say so myself.

 I get that Julia is now a mother and probably wants to cover up a bit and stuff but come on, wearing a shirt under a dress? I don’t understand! You don’t need to show your tatas off to the world but at least give some skin. I feel like she belongs in an Amish community in that dress. Obviously all the other girls on the carpet would shun her for wearing such a thing. At first I thought that she would make a fabulous waitress with her big smile and her nice collar shirt. Now I have decided that she is a hostess, not even good enough to be a waitress.

I am just wondering how everyone that was waiting for the big reveal of what the former Queen of American Acting was going to wear then seeing her showing up in that. An astounding “eh” fell over the crowd I am sure of it. Julia Roberts was America’s Sweetheart but obviously no longer. Joan Rivers is going to be so mean to you and I don’t even feel bad about it.

I guess we can just file this under, what the fuck was her stylist thinking?!

Shia and Lena Fight Over Skywriting.

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Shia LaBeouf and Lena Dunham are the latest celebs to indirectly argue with each other on Twitter.

“I’ve always felt, utterly and unchangeably, that only sociopaths hire skywriters,” the Girls actress first tweeted.

Shia retweeted her and said, “I don’t mind creating debate with thoroughly considered artistic expressions but I don’t want to offend with a tweet. Sorry world.”

He added, “Im addicted to lean & that sh-t ain’t no joke. I can barely remember all the things I’ve done & said. However there’s no excuse 4 skywriting.”

Lena responded, “Vaguely recognized Shia Labeouf‘s latest twitter apology and realized it was MINE! Touché, Louis Stevens. Projecting a lot of rage against my 7th grade boyfriend on LaBeouf. Think this is the start of something really productive #2014.”

“I don’t mind creating debate with thoroughly considered artistic expressions but I don’t want to offend with a tweet. Sorry Charlies,” Lena originally tweeted in October to apologize for referencing Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka, who were a couple that raped and murdered in Canada.

In case you didn’t know, Shia used skywriting to apologize for plagiarizing writer Daniel Clowes.

(story via: http://www.justjared.com/2014/01/04/shia-labeouf-lena-dunham-argue-on-twitter/)

So I guess that this can go down as one of the weirdest words exchanged on Twitter ever, right? See these are two of the most annoying celebrities out there in my opinion. Well, they aren’t the worst but they are up there. See there is Lena who thinks that she is some goddess among peasants with her okay writing and not so great acting. Then there is Shia who thinks that he is a God to all of mankind and thinks he is incredible because he is a method writer.

So apparently Shia stole some ideas from a comic book writing or something, then wrote in the sky that he was sorry for doing it. He didn’t sent a letter. Just had a place write it out in the sky then he snapped a picture and posted it on Twitter, well Lena does no approve! Honestly, how is she even involved in this you ask? SHE WASN’T! She decided to become involved with the whole thing because she is Lena Dunham and thinks that she is better than everyone in the world.

I do enjoy how she called him Louis Stevens though, I feel like she was trying to insult him by saying that but Even Stevens was the shit back in the day. She is probably just jealous that she would never be able to play Wren Stevens.

After reading this fight I realized two things. Lena Dunham is more annoying than I thought she was and Shia is addicted to drugs. Well maybe addicted to drugs. According to Urban Dictionary, Lean is a form of sizzurp. Slow down on the sizzurp Shia, just take a breath, you will be okay. Maybe.