Man Crush Monday: Chris Evans!

ImageHappy man crush Monday everyone! This weeks man crush is none other than Captain America himself, Chris Evans. Now Chris Evans is an absolute mystery to me for a few reasons. People don’t give him any credit! That is my first reason. Why do people over look him in The Avengers movie? People are all about Iron Man and Thor, no, I would like a slice of Captain America’s pie if you know what I mean. People also think that he is a new actor, he was the lead in ‘Not Another Teen Movie’ so he has been around for a while! He was also in Push, Cellular, What’s Your Number, and Fantastic Four, just to name a few.

Anyway with all the hype about the new Captain America movie I think it is time to let this man shine. He has gorgeous blue eyes, perfect jawline, gorgeous body. Need I go on? Oh and he also isn’t into the whole fame thing, he would rather go to Cape Cod with his family for the weekend than go to a nightclub. Yup! That’s right! He is a family man.

I hope that soon enough this man gets the appreciation he deserves for both his acting ability and looks! With that, enjoy your man candy!

I mean he is also one of the few guys that looks good with a buzzed head, full head of hair, clean shaven, beard, he just always looks good.

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Man Crush Monday : Theo James

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Theo James is the winner of the coveted Man Crush Monday title for starring in the movie ‘Divergent’ which completely crushed the box offices this weekend. I think that it is safe to say that we will be hearing the name Theo James for a long time to come, right? Now do I think that ‘Divergent’ will get as big as Hunger Games or Twilight? I actually really hope it does. I think that the cast od actors in the movie are absolutely incredible.

Anyway, back to Theo. Look at this man, he is like a hotter version of James Franco in my humble opinion. He starred on Downtown Abbey and made all the ladies fall in love with him. He is from England which means he has a hot accent. He is also hilarious! Watch some of his interviews, he has a great sense of humor! Not to mention he is a solid 6’1 which in Hollywood standards is extremely tall.

 

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Jake Gyllenhaal Is Looking Extra Homeless With A Grizzly Beard

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I feel like I am constantly going back and forth a bout how I feel when it comes to Jake Gyllenhaal. There is a part of me that knows he is a really good actor but he also broke my girl T.Swifts heart. Then I think oh he is kind of cute, then pictures like this come out and I think, holy shit.

I understand that Jake likes to call himself a method actor and all of that but come on, this look isn’t good for anyone. This picture was taken in Rome too, isn’t it hot there?! Well he looks like he is sweating so it probably is.

I love bears as much as the next girl that loves beards but this is terrifying. I don’t know if it would look better pixalated but I would highly doubt it.

Jake you look a mess. Gain some weight, cut your beard, and your hair and guess what, you will look good! You make it so hard for me to admit I find you attractive when I see things like this.

I wish I could quit you.

Man Crush Monday: Usher

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Now I know that people will probably think that this is a random ass pick for a man crush Monday but let’s be honest, Usher is perfect. He has an incredible smile, a confidence, and he can sing like no other. There are a few reasons why I chose Usher. The first reason is that The Voice is coming back with him and Shakira on it, perfect. I don’t need to see Cee-lo Green or Christina whatever her last name is on it any longer! Time to see my perfect Usher. Reason number 2 is that last night I watched the Yeah! video and decided that is one of the greatest songs of all time.

Usher is a timeless talent that we will see for years to come, that is something I am sure of. He has a rock hard body, he has an absolutely perfect voice, and look at that smile. Can we also talk about his dance moves and when he was only 21 he dated Chili who was like 7 years older than him, he has something going on down there! That is all I will say about that!

I am sure that there will be people who disagree with me but Usher is one of the sexiest people in the world. Just listening to ‘Burn’ makes me get chills.

Enjoy your man crush of the week!

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Man Crush Monday: Logan Lerman.

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If you are sitting here right now not knowing who Logan Lerman is I would advise you to get on Netflix right now and watch either ‘Stuck In Love’ or ‘Perks of Being a Wallflower’ hell watch both! Logan Lerman is the next big actor and I am sure of that. I know that last week I said the same thing about Dylan O’Brien but I am more positive about Lerman. I feel like he is going to be the next Clooney, well maybe.

I mean just look at his perfect blue eyes and his little awkward smirk, so damn cute.

Logan Lerman is the fucking perfect little guy, he is 22 years old and has starred in some high grossing movies already! I think that it will end up being between him or Josh Hutcherson in the future and 9 out of 10 times, Lerman will get the role. That is just my thoughts on it. He is adorable, when he acts it is just natural. Oh he was in ‘Riding In Cars With Boys’ one of the many Barrymore classics!

Anyway, I can’t wait to see what the future has in store for Lerman since he will be the next biggest thing ever. Maybe he will be the next DiCaprio rather than Clooney? I mean he is in a movie with Brad Pitt, well filming a movie with Brad Pitt, still though! It will be interesting to see how far he goes.

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Jared Leto is a Beautiful Weirdo.

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So Jared Leto decided to celebrate his Golden Globes win by getting naked with Terry Richardson and taking some pictures. Jared Leto is a very confusing attraction for me. He is so fucking weird but he is so fucking beautiful. He is also like 40 something and still looks the exact same as he did when he was 22, so he is doing something right.

Do you remember the movie ‘Not Another Teen Movie’? You remember the dude with the bag? That is exactly who Jared Leto reminds me of. Just standing there video taping everything with his beautiful plastic bag floating freely in the wind.

Another thing I don’t understand about Jared Leto is that he is actually a good singer. Most actors that try and sing just fucking fail, they do terrible. Now Jared Leto though, he is an incredible singer. Thirty Seconds to Mars is starting to get a huge name for themselves and Jared Leto is killing it being the lead singer of the band.

I also think that he is kind of stealing Miley’s thing, the whole sticking his tongue out, Try again bro.

Enjoy these pictures of this beautiful weirdo though..So damn hot.

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Shia and Lena Fight Over Skywriting.

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Shia LaBeouf and Lena Dunham are the latest celebs to indirectly argue with each other on Twitter.

“I’ve always felt, utterly and unchangeably, that only sociopaths hire skywriters,” the Girls actress first tweeted.

Shia retweeted her and said, “I don’t mind creating debate with thoroughly considered artistic expressions but I don’t want to offend with a tweet. Sorry world.”

He added, “Im addicted to lean & that sh-t ain’t no joke. I can barely remember all the things I’ve done & said. However there’s no excuse 4 skywriting.”

Lena responded, “Vaguely recognized Shia Labeouf‘s latest twitter apology and realized it was MINE! Touché, Louis Stevens. Projecting a lot of rage against my 7th grade boyfriend on LaBeouf. Think this is the start of something really productive #2014.”

“I don’t mind creating debate with thoroughly considered artistic expressions but I don’t want to offend with a tweet. Sorry Charlies,” Lena originally tweeted in October to apologize for referencing Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka, who were a couple that raped and murdered in Canada.

In case you didn’t know, Shia used skywriting to apologize for plagiarizing writer Daniel Clowes.

(story via: http://www.justjared.com/2014/01/04/shia-labeouf-lena-dunham-argue-on-twitter/)

So I guess that this can go down as one of the weirdest words exchanged on Twitter ever, right? See these are two of the most annoying celebrities out there in my opinion. Well, they aren’t the worst but they are up there. See there is Lena who thinks that she is some goddess among peasants with her okay writing and not so great acting. Then there is Shia who thinks that he is a God to all of mankind and thinks he is incredible because he is a method writer.

So apparently Shia stole some ideas from a comic book writing or something, then wrote in the sky that he was sorry for doing it. He didn’t sent a letter. Just had a place write it out in the sky then he snapped a picture and posted it on Twitter, well Lena does no approve! Honestly, how is she even involved in this you ask? SHE WASN’T! She decided to become involved with the whole thing because she is Lena Dunham and thinks that she is better than everyone in the world.

I do enjoy how she called him Louis Stevens though, I feel like she was trying to insult him by saying that but Even Stevens was the shit back in the day. She is probably just jealous that she would never be able to play Wren Stevens.

After reading this fight I realized two things. Lena Dunham is more annoying than I thought she was and Shia is addicted to drugs. Well maybe addicted to drugs. According to Urban Dictionary, Lean is a form of sizzurp. Slow down on the sizzurp Shia, just take a breath, you will be okay. Maybe.

Well Hello There Nick Jonas

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So I have a real question for everyone, when the fuck did Nick Jonas get hot? I mean seriously, this guy is good looking now. He is the best looking out of the Chia Pet brothers that is for sure! I was just trolling through random websites and found out that he was on an episode of Hawaii 5-0, cool let me google that too! Then I found this pictures. Well damn Nick Jonas puberty was good to you.

Now I am a bit old for the Jonas Brothers, I was never a huge fan of them or anything. I thought they were all ugly. Kevin Jonas is somehow married even though him and his wife probably share the same skinny jeans. Joe Jonas is a hopeless wanna be that will never be. Then there is this little one, Nick Jonas. You beautiful little man! Yes, I approve of you!

So here you go readers, look at how much this guy grew up, proud of you Nick Jonas! Keep eating whatever you are eating because let me tell you, it is working for you.

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PS…Demi Lovato, date this guy. You two would be beautiful together.

Demi Lovato & Creepy Fez will get engaged?

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Demi Lovato has been grabbing headlines quite a bit lately for a few reasons. She confirmed that after two seasons of sitting on the judging panel for The X Factor USA she won’t be returning for another go round, if the show returns in spite of its lackluster ratings. She has also decided that it’s time to open up about the drug use that landed her in rehab three years ago. We now know that at her worst Demi couldn’t last more than 30 minutes without needing to feed her cocaine addiction. She has admitted to doing lines while flying first class after everyone around her had fallen asleep.

Demi has often talked about how she has purposely decided to speak up about her struggles to help inspire other young girls to get help, maybe like Selena Gomez? Along the way it seems like Demi has been inspired by Wilmer Valderrama, which is kind of ironic since he used to be considered one of Hollywood’s biggest bad boys that really likes to party. I kind of have to wonder if hanging with him helped to fuel Demi’s bad habits. The two had dated before Demi went to rehab and in the last 6 months or so it seems that they have rekindled things. The two have been spotted together often – everywhere from a lowkey Starbucks run to a Kanye West concert and Wilmer has tweeted his love and support for Demi on more than one occasion.

It looks like things could be getting more serious because on Nov. 20th Wilmer was spotted at Tiffany & Co buying what very well may have been an engagement ring with the inscription, “With you and by you always”, which seems to have special meaning for the couple. Do you think that an engagement is in the works here? Demi has done a lot of living in just 21 years. Do you think that she’s ready to get married to Wilmer at this point? Do you think that he has cleaned up his act too? 

So, there are certain couples in Hollywood that I will not stand for. The first one being Rihanna and Chris Brown, the second one is Demi Lovato and Fez. I think that Fez is a little creepy Venezuelan man who just wants to be famous but can’t seem to get famous. I mean he is 33 and hanging out with Joe Jonas constantly so that is terrifying to begin with. Most people think it is because Demi lOvato is on my list of people I would be lesbian for in a heartbeat, which is true, she is. Wilmer Valderrama is just a fucking creepy dude. I mean he was like 21 when he dated a 16 year old Mandy Moore, then he was 26 when he dated an 18 year old Lindsay Lohan. Are we following people?

There was a time though when Wilmer was spotted making out with Minka Kelly, and I thought that maybe he was out of the kiddie pool. Then Demi took him right the fuck back. Mistakes were made, big mistakes.

Another reason why this couple drives me fucking insane is because they refuse to admit they are a couple. Nothing frustrates me more than that. If you are going to date, at least fucking own that shit. Don’t sit there like, uhmm I don’t know, maybe we are. I understand celebrities want to keep their personal lives personal but if they would just admit to dating then maybe people wouldn’t care so much about their relationship.

How bad would it suck though if this were true. Fez was trying to be all coy and secretive about it then it gets blasted all over the internet.Maybe if you didn’t hide your relationship no one would care, boom!

Happy 50th Birthday Brad Pitt!

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I can officially say that I have another crush who is a senior citizen! My first will always be Liam Neeson, anyway congrats Brad Pitt! He has had some questionable looks lately so I chose a picture from when he was like 47  but still old enough. Honestly I hated Brad Pitt after the whole Jennifer and Angelina thing but I forgave him. I know forgiveness from me is hard to get so be happy about that Brad!

You are looking great Brad! Keep up the good looks you handsome fella’!