Did ‘Scream Queens’ Live Up To Its Hype?

The question here is, did Fox’s new horror/comedy live up to the hype? We have heard about it for months and finally last night it premiered. Let me answer with one word. Yes! It absolutely lived up to the hype, and was probably even funnier than I imagined it would be.

I have never watched any Ryan Murphy show other than ‘Glee’, I never got into the American Horror series that he put out, because even the commercials freaked me out. After watching just the pilot episode of ‘Scream Queens’ I have come to the conclusion that Ryan Murphy is brilliant. The whole episode was hilarious.

I would also like to formally apologize to Emma Roberts. I have always doubted her acting ability but I am almost positive that the role of Chanel was the role she was meant to play. Her comedic delivery on lines was absolutely perfect.

So yes, I will be watching for the rest of the season and I can’t wait to see how it all plays out. I just hope it doesn’t take six seasons to figure out who the devil is, or who the child is. Yeah I am looking at you ‘Pretty Little Liars’.

Here are some of the best lines from last nights show. I will say, this show is extremely quotable, something I love in a television show.

1. “What fresh Hell is this?” – Chanel

2. “I am not missing ‘Waterfalls’ for this. ‘Waterfalls’ is my jam.” – Same random

3. “Excuse me, ‘White Mammy.’ I have a question & it’s just a hypothetical. If I asked you if you knew somethin’ ’bout berthin’ no babies or if you knew nothin’ ’bout berthin’ no babies,’ what would you say?” – Chanel to Dean Mammy

4. “Do you think you like to munch box because your last name is Munsch, or is that just a coincidence?” – Chanel to Dean Munsch

5. “Ok someone turn me into Jada Pinkett Smith” – ex Kappa president before a spray tan.

6. “We have a side boob mixer, followed by a white party, where everyone is encouraged to be slash wear white.” – Gigi

7. “They’re the dregs of society… ‘Neckbrace,’ real name Hester: History major She smells like hot dog water and probably sprained her neck giving blumpkins down at the local bowling alley.” Chanel

8. “Who told you you could have a baby here tonight?” – Random KKT girl

9. “I am gonna barf on your face unless you get out of here.” – Dean to Chad

10. “I love all that death stuff. I got my first boner watching Faces of Death.” – Chad to Chanel

11. “How did you get HPV? When were you in Mexico?” – Chanel

12. “Good evening idiot hookers.” – Chanel

13. “Ok, Pissy Spacek.” – Chanel

14. “It’ll be fun, like a Friends episode… but someone’s trying to murder all the Friends.” – Gigi

15. “Is this scotch? It’s 10AM?” – Wes

16. “Sorry, I just broke up with you, bye.” – Chad

17. “Private like the parts of a man that you like to put in your mouth?” – Boon

18. “Shandell, why you gotta knife through your throat?” – Denise

19. “Ever since I broke up with you, I banged like 50 chicks.” – Chad

Can  I just add a big shout out to Abigail Breslin, looking good girl! Also Nick Jonas playing another gay character, good for you not giving a damn about how it may “hurt” your image!

Click here to let me know what you thought of ‘Scream Queens’!

Little Miss Sunshine Gone Wild

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Abigail Breslin, 17, is no longer the little awkward kid from Little Miss Sunshine and she wants the world to know it! She did what anyone would do to get out of that awkward phase. Her transition was almost as smooth as Emma Watson’s, almost. She decided to take some pictures with creepy Tyler Shields. Yeah this photographer kind of creeps me out and I feel like he is a poor man’s Terry Richardson who is ever creepier. I would just like to know how this is art where as Miley Cyrus doing it is trash. Hm?! Hmmm?!?

Anyway good for Abigail breaking out of that awkward phase since I literally cannot think of another movie she has been in. I think that she was the little girl in Signs too. According to IMDB she was in New Years Eve too but let’s be honest, no one has seen that movie in its entirety. After reading about her she kind of seems like an asshole too, not sure if I am liking this more confident Little Miss Sunshine at all.

“I wish I had some great story about the struggle of moving into the more adult roles, but I actually didn’t,” she said in an interview with ABC News in October. “I didn’t have a big struggle with it at all. It’s been pretty natural, the transition into the teen and adult realm.”

“My favorite thing in the world that me and my friends talk about is that I’ve been all grown up for about three years now,” she joked to ABC. “Every single time I’m photographed anywhere, the headline is ‘All Grown Up.’ It’s been about three years. I’m like, ‘Okay, yeah, I’m all grown up.'”\
Okay you pompous little asshole we get it you are famous and it wasn’t hard for you to make it Hollywood once you grew up. Fuck you.