Miley Cyrus Promises To Be Tame At The 2017 VMAs

I think that we can all remember the terrifying 2013 VMAs where Miley Cyrus went pretty wild. She ran around wearing a nude leather outfit and grinded up on Robin Thicke.

Really it wasn’t a good look for anyone on that stage.

It was also the start of Miley’s wild year, but she has toned it down! Come on, she sings about being in love in Malibu now!

After Miley’s tweet this afternoon it looks like she is ready to take a step back from her past VMA performances.

Although I miss crazy Miley, it is definitely good that she decided to take a step back from all of that.

Check out the tweet that she posted though because I straight up cackled when I saw it.

Sorry Dad…. I'll be good tonight I promise … @vmas pic.twitter.com/QZWOfSfNg5

— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) August 27, 2017

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Amanda Bynes Does First Interview In 4 Years – Watch Here!

I love Amanda Bynes, let me start off by saying that. She was my idol when I was younger and she has had some of the best comedic timing since she was like 9. Really though, Amanda is a legend.

Yes, she went a little crazy in 2013, she did some drugs, asked Drake to murder her vagina. I mean, it happens.

She can comeback from it though, I genuinely believe that.

My new favorite saying “I was telling the truth but I was on drugs”.

Although I wish this was a little bit more of an in depth interview instead of this kind of cringe worthy, but hey. I will take it.

Amanda does seem a little reprogrammed though, right? It’s almost like when Britney came back after her very public meltdown.

There’s only one  answer here, Illuminati.

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Britney Spears Posts Photo For #SexySunday And Reminds Us All Why She’s A Legend

I feel like every once in a while Britney will do something like this, just remind everyone that she is the queen. Britney oozes sex appeal and has done so since she was 17 years old, kind of creepy typing that but it’s true. Since Britney stepped into the spotlight she was basically every mans dream girl and even at 33 it is clear that she is still crushing the game.

People can say whatever they want about Britney, that she isn’t a good singer, no longer has what she once had, but whatever. In reality if Britney was to go on a world tour right now she would sell out every seat in an hour, that is something I would put money on.

So B.Spears you keep on slaying because you are a legend no matter what the haters say!

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Usher & Longtime Girlfriend Grace Miguel Have Reportedly Eloped!

Apparently Usher has been in a relationship for a while now, and apparently I had no idea! Damn Usher is good with his private life. I mean I remember his first marriage was a complete shit show so I hope that this one goes much better for him!

Usher is one of my favorite singers of all time. Now just his voice but his presence, everything about his exudes confidence and he is just so damn sexy. Well apparently he is married now too so I apologize to Grace Miguel for talking about your husband like that, but I’m not really that sorry.

Sources say that these two were supposed to get married in front of a group of 100 people but decided last minute to go and elope instead. These photos are from Grace’s Instagram and you can see Usher sporting a gold wedding band.

According to reports these two have been linked together since 2009 and got engaged last December. I am sure I wrote about it, talked about it, and thought about it but clearly I just erased my mind of that fact. Usher is my boo, he will always be my boo, but I accept that he is happy.

Congrats to the couple and may this marriage be a lot better than Usher’s last!

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Happy 50th Birthday Brad Pitt!

I can officially say that I have another crush who is a senior citizen! My first will always be Liam Neeson, anyway congrats Brad Pitt! He has had some questionable looks lately so I chose a picture from when he was like 47  but still old enough. Honestly I hated Brad Pitt after the whole Jennifer and Angelina thing but I forgave him. I know forgiveness from me is hard to get so be happy about that Brad!

You are looking great Brad! Keep up the good looks you handsome fella’!

Demi Lovato is leaving The X-Factor

So today Demi put out a statement that after this season she will not be returning to The X-Factor and is anyone really all that shocked? Personally I love the concept of X-factor, putting people in different categories, all of that is brilliant. The show just never had much steam to begin with. So I highly doubt that there will even be a next season. It has brought some semi big stars to the spotlight though, by stars I mean the girl group Fifth Harmony who will be opening for Demi in her upcoming tour. Other than that they are just kind of “meh” singers.

I must say I did enjoy this season of the X-Factor because Kelly Rowland seems like a really good time. I feel like as the season went on though Demi wasn’t really into it anymore. Demi is only 21 and was trying to promote her brand along with coaching her team. I do wonder how much say the coaches actually have though. I feel like they just kind of show up for filming and then it is said and done.

You know what Demi good for you jumping off of this sinking ship of a show! You have a tour coming up, a new book, girl you have too much going on to sit behind a damn table! All you have to do is break up with creepy Wilmer Vaalderrama and you will be all set!

Barbara Walters 10 fascinating people review.

So every year Barbara Walkers puts together a list of people she finds interesting. Being 102 you would think she found everyone interesting because they can do things that she can’t. They can go on carnival rides, and walk around for hours. They don’t all get the senior discount at Denny’s though! She is one up on them in that respect. Anyway this is her list from 2013 and I will give my take on each of them. Exciting stuff, I know.

• ABC anchor Robin Roberts- You know I think that this is actually a really good pick. I don’t watch Good Morning America, I think it is too chaotic for me to even enjoy at 6 in the morning but I like Robin Roberts. She handled her fight with cancer with dignity and never said “poor me” she always put a smile on her face. Seeing how she stepped up really is incredible and I give her credit for putting on a brave face.

• Oscar winner Jennifer Lawrence- Is there anything negative that could be said about this little golden retriever of an actress? Jennifer Lawrence is fucking golden and she deserves every award ever. Give her the Nobel Peace Prize too! If Obama can get it for no reason then Jennifer Lawrence should get it as well! She is either 23 or 24, and has been nominated for two Oscars, winning one of them. She can laugh at herself in interviews. I give this girl a lot of credit and can’t wait to see what she has in store for us for the future. She is like the next Meryl Streep or some shit.

• The stars of Duck Dynasty- I have never watched this show and I probably never will. People love these assholes for being rednecks and shit like that. I am all set with this show, it is just a more grown up version of Buckwild right? They also have money which Buckwild kids did not have. Yeah, I am all set with them. Take them off of the list, please and thank you.

• Singer Miley Cyrus- Yes, yes ,yes. People think that Miley Cyrus is just the next trainwreck but she is fucking brilliant, she knows exactly what she is doing. She knows that the more wild she acts that means she gets attention. If she was just normal she would hardly be in the papers at all. Apparently she talks about her broken engagement with Liam which I can’t wait to see. I hope she really digs into it, if she doesn’t that is okay though. She is just being Miley.

• Pope Francis- The new Pope is really cool, I like that man. He can stay.

• Prince George- I don’t understand how this little royal even counts. Is Barbara going to sit there with a newborn and just ask him questions while he shits and cries? That just doesn’t sound like riveting news in my opinion. If she has an interview with Will and Kate though that will be perfect, they are the perfect couple. Prince George should be voted off of the list though.

• Long-distance swimmer Diana Nyad- This bitch! I cannot stand Diana Nyad because she cheated, she cheated swimming from Florida to Cuba which Cubans do every day. I don’t think that she deserved this at all. In case you didn’t know she has tried this a million and a half times and finally got it but only because people were swimming ahead of her pushing jelly fish out of her way. I guess that if you wanted to swim that distance just fucking swim in a pool back and forth for hours. I understand she had to deal with salt water and shit and I commend her for that but still, don’t cheat. Plain and simple.

• Kimye (Kim Kardashian and Kanye West)- No, this is stupid. I feel like every year Barbara needs to do something with the Kardashian’s, this is overboard though. Kimye is not a person, iti s a science experiment.

• NSA leaker Edward Snowden- I don’t know who he is because I only focus on celebrity culture but sure, he can stay.

Dylan Sprouse handles nude photo scandal like a boss.

  

  I figured I would write my thoughts on it all. After having a night to sleep on it and a day to reflect, I think there has been ample time to gather my thoughts while the encounter is still fresh.
    First off, I will state that the reason I’m making light of the situation is because I don’t think what I did was wrong. To be blunt, I was proud of my progress in the gym, thought I looked hot, and wanted to share it. I’m of the mindset that whoever you are, if you are proud of your body and want to show it off, so be it! You do you. There is an odd taboo with the human form (especially in the USA) and I don’t particularly think its a good thing to teach people that you should “hide yourself” as something incredibly sacred. Blah blah blah, that’s a medieval notion.

    Secondly, the real problem here was not me sending my pictures to someone, but rather, sending them to the WRONG someone. The real travesty is a misplaced trust, and while I am certainly to blame for it, it is a shame that my private life was somehow forcibly dragged into the public’s perception of me. What is wrong is that, generally I try to stay cool and collected with my prose and a role model for kids (maybe not anymore shamefully) and this seemingly inconsequential act will likely affect the youth’s impression of me. Not only that, but I worry somewhat for my artistic integrity, and my academic integrity. Not exactly ideal, but I’m to blame and I’ll look this incident in the eye like a man. I did it, but I’d be damned if I didn’t own that shit like Beyonce would want me to.

    Finally though, and I think that this is the most important part, because of this, I gained 200,000 followers on twitter, 40,000 followers on tumblr, and 20,000 followers on instagram…. It seems to me that the majority of people are actually praising this act as some sort of device to receive fame (or infamy). Why? I have no clue, I don’t entirely condone it though. I’ll make it clear my intent was for this not to happen, and how it has affected me so positively is an enigma to me that rings true of the human condition. Maybe people just like to see others mess up? I’m German by blood, so I feel you on that.

 I was proud of myself and my progress since I was 14 and husky, I’m not proud of this incident’s potential lasting effects on my academic and artistic integrity. But I’m making the best of it through humor and I’m getting this shirt made today.

   I figured that if every interaction I have from here on is a chance of them having seen me like this, I may as well just show them anyways heh heh.

    P.S. please stop sending me nudes you will not get any in return despite popular evidence

So unlike most stars, Dylan Sprouse completely admits to sending nude pics in the statement above. He is also the Sprouse twin who ripped apart Joe Jonas for crying about how the Disney Channel ruined him. Now I didn’t watch their show when it was on or anything but I like these twins. These guys seem like they are fucking hilarious right? I say “guys” because Cole asked him if the bathroom was cold when he took the picture. It is also smart of him to just come out and admit it rather than just ignoring it like a lot of stars have done, Blake Lively and Olivia Munn just to name a few of them.

So Bravo Dylan Sprouse for how you handled this and congrats on getting hot

Most Searched Things of 2013!

Top Searched Person of 2013

1.       Beyoncé

2.       Kim Kardashian

3.       Rihanna

4.       Taylor Swift

5.       Madonna

6.       Justin Bieber

7.       Nicki Minaj

8.       Amanda Bynes

9.       Miley Cyrus

10.    Barack Obama

Top Searched Songs of 2013

1.       Macklemore & Ryan Lewis – “Thrift Shop”

2.       Robin Thicke – “Blurred Lines”

3.       Rihanna – “Stay”

4.       Imagine Dragons – “Radioactive”

5.       Jason Derulo – “The Other Side”

6.       Bruno Mars – “When I Was Your Man”

7.       Justin Timberlake – “Mirrors”

8.       Miley Cyrus – “We Can’t Stop”

9.       P!nk – “Just Give Me A Reason”

10.    One Direction – “Best Song Ever”

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I guess that the celebrity thing makes sense although I don’t know how Kim Kardashian makes it to the top every time. I have a theory about that situation and it is because she is constantly googling herself! I am a bit surprised about how Nicki Minaj made it so high on the list. It is probably because of how horrible she was on American Idol this past season, before that she would have made it to a solid 35, not any higher than that. I think that A.Bynes should’ve been at least in the top 3 though, at least.

The songs have me a bit confused though the Jason Derulo song? I just didn’t realize how loved that song was around the world, weird.

Those are my only thoughts, clearly I don’t have many.

Top 12 sexiest men alive review

Now I know that this a few days old and whatever but I have been sitting here pouting about the fact that Charlie Hunnam or Chris Hemsworth didn’t win. I mean seriously, what in the fuck are people are People’s Magazine thinking? Why not leave this up to the people?! Leave the sexiest man alive up to the fucking women of this world! Women power! Adam Levine is a weaselly looking cocky mother fucker with a high voice. Sorry, was that too harsh? Not only is this a fucked up first choice the top 15 or whatever was pretty bad too, although there were a few good ones. It was mostly bad.

2. Idris Elba- I believe a few days ago I said he should have been on the cover or one of the runner ups, so I was correct. Something about that man that is just sexy as hell.

3, Luke Bryan- I did not see that dark horse coming but alright, I see you. I guess I don’t find him all that sexy but he has really nice arms. I can see why he would make it to the top 10.

4- Jimmy Fallon- What in the actual fuck is going on here? Do people actually think that Jimmy Fallon is sexy? He is like one of your little brother’s friend that would talk really loud in the house to get attention. We get it Jimmy we can do impressions congrats, on to the next!

5- Bruno Mars- Bruno has an incredible voice but he is not sexy. He is about 5 foot nothing and probably can’t even ride most rides at an amusement park without an adult. Yes, super talented. Not super sexy.

6- Johnathan & Drew Scott- I dont even know who the fuck these twins are but apparently they count as one person. After reading their tiny bullshit description I still don’t know who they are. Get these assholes out of here!

7- Justin Timberlake- After having an incredible year he should have been number one. Believe it or not I am not even attracted to him but I still think that he deserved the top spot. Fuck you People Magazine, Fuck you.

8- Chris Pine- Something about this mother fucker always bothered me and I don’t know what it is. Maybe it is his weird pouty lips or his voice. Since Just My Luck I just haven’t been interested in him at all. Chris Pine seems like the kid that was really weird and smart in high school then graduated and got semi good looking and now it is all that he lives for. “Hey I used to be weird but look at me now” type deal, fuck that noise.

9- Pharrell Williams- Yeah alright, that timeless face will do. Black don’t crack and he is the prime example of that.

10- Ronan Farrow- Yet another nobody on this list, People magazine dropping the ball all over the place. This is apparently Mia Farrow’s kid and his dad might be Frank Sinatra or something, if it is Frankie. Sorry you never met your dad Ronan.

11- Justin Theoroux- Random and not worthy of being so high on the list but he is hot. He can also break dance which makes him hotter and he got my girl Jen Aniston so I can respect that. Just random.

12- David Backham- Look they got another one right, good job! David Beckham will always be one of the sexiest men ever. The end.

Seriously though, where is Charlie Hunnam, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Evans right now? This is the most jacked up top 12 I have ever seen in my life.