Most Searched Things of 2013!

Top Searched Person of 2013

1.       Beyoncé

2.       Kim Kardashian

3.       Rihanna

4.       Taylor Swift

5.       Madonna

6.       Justin Bieber

7.       Nicki Minaj

8.       Amanda Bynes

9.       Miley Cyrus

10.    Barack Obama

Top Searched Songs of 2013

1.       Macklemore & Ryan Lewis – “Thrift Shop”

2.       Robin Thicke – “Blurred Lines”

3.       Rihanna – “Stay”

4.       Imagine Dragons – “Radioactive”

5.       Jason Derulo – “The Other Side”

6.       Bruno Mars – “When I Was Your Man”

7.       Justin Timberlake – “Mirrors”

8.       Miley Cyrus – “We Can’t Stop”

9.       P!nk – “Just Give Me A Reason”

10.    One Direction – “Best Song Ever”

I guess that the celebrity thing makes sense although I don’t know how Kim Kardashian makes it to the top every time. I have a theory about that situation and it is because she is constantly googling herself! I am a bit surprised about how Nicki Minaj made it so high on the list. It is probably because of how horrible she was on American Idol this past season, before that she would have made it to a solid 35, not any higher than that. I think that A.Bynes should’ve been at least in the top 3 though, at least.
The songs have me a bit confused though the Jason Derulo song? I just didn’t realize how loved that song was around the world, weird.
Those are my only thoughts, clearly I don’t have many.
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The Kardashian Christmas card review.

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This is by far one of the most terrifying things that I have ever seen in my life. This is worse than the photoshopped one last year that they had. I just really do not understand this. Where is Rob? Where is Scott? Where is Kanye? Where is North? I have a lot of questions about this one. If you are looking for Bruce he is the woman frozen in the cashier booth. I just honestly wonder how the fuck they came up with this idea. Look at poor Kylie, she is emotionless because she knows how horrible this is going to look.

No but seriously, where is Rob? Did they realize that the public would realize how photoshopped he was in this so they decided not to add him? I swear this family forgets about the men in their family and that shit just ain’t right!

No but for real I would understand this more if they said it was a circus more like a casino, This card makes me want to vomit. I bet Kim will come out and saw that her body wasn’t photoshopped in here either.

Rest in paradise Paul Walker

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It literally hurts my heart to write a post like this, usually I am making fun of celebrities and it is easy but when a celebrity you like dies, it is never easy. Growing up in the 90’s I know one thing, the blond quarterback that wasn’t James Van Der Beek in Varsity Blues was absolutely stunning. He had the all American look, blue eyes, great smile, just perfect right? Then I saw him again in Joy Ride and fell even more in love with him. Then came the fast and Furious movies, not the best movies but with Paul taking control of it, how could I not love it, right? Hell he even made Into the Blue a watchable movie!

Truth is that reading Paul Walker died I was praying it was just a joke, I was hoping it wasn’t true. I was hoping it was a hoax that someone made up since he just so happened to die in a car crash, how original right? Sadly, it was extremely true. The beautiful man Paul Walker has now passed away at the tender age of 40.

Out of respect for Paul I will not post any pictures of the accident that killed him, that is just tasteless in my opinion. I will sit here and say that he was an incredible person from what I heard about him. Paul was constantly donating to different charities and putting time and effort into making the world a better place.

Keep smiling Golden Boy, and may whatever is on that other side treat you kindly.

It is too bad seeing a celebrity who did so much good be taken in such a horrific accident when other celebrities are living their lives recklessly and most likely will never see this fate until they are old and gray.

Wait, Jamie Lynn Spears can actually sing?

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Zoey 101 can sing, I am not saying she is the best singer in the world but she can fucking sing. I heard she was going to be B.Spear’s new album and I was like ugh, this bitch again. I loved her show Zoey 101 I thought it was hilarious and maybe I got mad at her because she got pregnant and ruined it for everyone. Well now she is coming out with a country album and her single “How Could I Want More” isn’t bad at all, in fact it is pretty good. Now I am now calling her the next Carrie or Taylor but she could deff win a singing competition like The Voice or some shit like that.

I give this girl major props too because she got a lot of shit for getting pregnant young. Hell she inspired the train wreck known as 16 and Pregnant. I felt like people wanted to chase after her with pitchforks and shit. She never really let it get to her tough, at least it seemed that way. Instead she stepped out of the spotlight to be a mother. Good for you Jamie Lynn.

I am being awfully nice today aren’t I? Well here is the song and you should check it out!

Britney Spears is becoming human again!

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On Nevember 23rd the pop princess named B.Spears went to visit an Orange County Children’s hospital to do an interview at the Ryan Seacrest foundation. When I first started to read this article I had a feeling that it was going to end badly. If anyone remembers B on X-Factor she wasn’t exactly all there. Her only words were really “absolutely” or “no” not much vocabulary was there for her. So I figured that she answered questions like a robot and then ran off like a little scared cat. Everyone remembers those terrible robotic interviews right?

I was completely wrong though! She went around and handed out signed copies of the Smurfs 2 soundtrack! She then did something I didn’t expect to ever read. She actually wanted to walk around the hospital and meet patients that weren’t well enough to come down to the interview. Oh B.Spears you are coming back!

I think it is about time that they let B.Spears off of her leash and let her have a little fun. Not killing someone with an umbrella but just something a little more relaxed. She needs to relax too right?

You go B.Spears I am actually really rooting for you!

Today, patients at Children’s Hospital of Orange County, received a very special treat when Grammy Award winning artist, Britney Spears, stopped by for a visit. Upon arrival, Spears happily sat down for an interview in Seacrest Studios, where her biggest fans from the hospital, Saylor, Christine, and Perla were able to ask her questions about her career, her favorite things, and her upcoming album. During the interview, Spears even gave the girls advice on her daily makeup routine.  

After the interview, Spears stayed in the studio to handout personalized copies of the Smurfs 2 soundtrack (featuring her song “Ooh La La”), to each patient. After her meet and greet, Spears asked to meet patients that were not able to come down to the broadcast, and continued her visit up on patient floors. The patients were ecstatic to meet and take pictures with the singer!
We are very thankful for Britney’s visit today…a visit the patients will never forget!

– See more at: http://ryanseacrestfoundation.org/2013/11/23/britney-spears-surprises-patients-at-seacrest-studios/#sthash.EBCfWAWC.dpuf

Today, patients at Children’s Hospital of Orange County, received a very special treat when Grammy Award winning artist, Britney Spears, stopped by for a visit. Upon arrival, Spears happily sat down for an interview in Seacrest Studios, where her biggest fans from the hospital, Saylor, Christine, and Perla were able to ask her questions about her career, her favorite things, and her upcoming album. During the interview, Spears even gave the girls advice on her daily makeup routine.  

After the interview, Spears stayed in the studio to handout personalized copies of the Smurfs 2 soundtrack (featuring her song “Ooh La La”), to each patient. After her meet and greet, Spears asked to meet patients that were not able to come down to the broadcast, and continued her visit up on patient floors. The patients were ecstatic to meet and take pictures with the singer!
We are very thankful for Britney’s visit today…a visit the patients will never forget!

– See more at: http://ryanseacrestfoundation.org/2013/11/23/britney-spears-surprises-patients-at-seacrest-studios/#sthash.EBCfWAWC.dpuf

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart back to bumpin’ uglies

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Alright so there are something things that I will just never understand when it comes to Hollywood. The relationship between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart is probably close to being at the very top of this list for many reasons.

1. She cheated on you bro, she cheated on you hard and she didn’t even try and hide it. Remember those weird pictures of her being hugged from behind by that creepy director? Then you guys got back together right in time for the final Twilight movie? Hm makes no sense to me!

2. They break up at least once a year for months at a time. Hey, if you want to be an on again off again couple that is absolutely fine with me. At this point though they have been dating for as long as they have been broken up, enough of this nonsense and make up ya damn mind kids!

3. Why Kristen Stewart? My theory is that she has a magical vagina that sings sweet melodies that only Robert Pattinson and dogs can hear. She seems like a wet blanket. She would be that girl at the party who stood in the corner and crossed her arms over her chest just looking around the party while Pattinson danced the night away. She would also be the girl to pull him away from talking to other girls even though she openly cheated on him.

Anyway this couple is apparently dating again and I know that Twilight fans are probably losing their shit. So I guess congrats even though she openly cheated on you and you kind of look like a little bitch right now.

Just a side note can you imagine how much Robert’s family probably dislikes K.Stew. I mean she made their son look like an absolute fool. Just a thought, I would love to be a fly on the wall at family gatherings.

Little Miss Sunshine Gone Wild

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Abigail Breslin, 17, is no longer the little awkward kid from Little Miss Sunshine and she wants the world to know it! She did what anyone would do to get out of that awkward phase. Her transition was almost as smooth as Emma Watson’s, almost. She decided to take some pictures with creepy Tyler Shields. Yeah this photographer kind of creeps me out and I feel like he is a poor man’s Terry Richardson who is ever creepier. I would just like to know how this is art where as Miley Cyrus doing it is trash. Hm?! Hmmm?!?

Anyway good for Abigail breaking out of that awkward phase since I literally cannot think of another movie she has been in. I think that she was the little girl in Signs too. According to IMDB she was in New Years Eve too but let’s be honest, no one has seen that movie in its entirety. After reading about her she kind of seems like an asshole too, not sure if I am liking this more confident Little Miss Sunshine at all.

“I wish I had some great story about the struggle of moving into the more adult roles, but I actually didn’t,” she said in an interview with ABC News in October. “I didn’t have a big struggle with it at all. It’s been pretty natural, the transition into the teen and adult realm.”

“My favorite thing in the world that me and my friends talk about is that I’ve been all grown up for about three years now,” she joked to ABC. “Every single time I’m photographed anywhere, the headline is ‘All Grown Up.’ It’s been about three years. I’m like, ‘Okay, yeah, I’m all grown up.'”\
Okay you pompous little asshole we get it you are famous and it wasn’t hard for you to make it Hollywood once you grew up. Fuck you.

Bleach my eyebrows and call me Miley

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Little Kendall Jenner is running around showing her tits off on Instagram but one of the biggest stories is that Miley Cyrus bleached her eyebrows. In my opinion this is no big deal. Does she look different, yes? Do you think she cares, no. If everyone hasn’t realized it yet Miley Cyrus is an absolute genius with everything she does. You can sit there and say she had no talent, shes trashy, whatever you want to say guess what. She is still making you talk about her. After her semi normal X-Factor performance you knew that she needed to do something to get people talking again and this is the perfect plan!

Anyway you know that the hot new trend is going to be either shaving off your eyebrows or bleaching them. Either way it will be bad ass.

Rock on Miley.

Man finds his dog in rubble left by Illinois tornado

I know that I want to make this a celebrity blog, that is my goal but when you see something like this you have to share it.

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Always keep hope.