In case you didn’t know, Lifetime is putting together a Britney Spears biotopic that basically everyone is pissed off about. No one from Britney’s team wants to talk about it and Britney has said that she doesn’t support the film. So that right there is good publicity to make me want to watch it.
Over the past few years Lifetime has put out terrible biographical movie about different artists. They put out one about Liz Taylor and of course Lindsay Lohan played her. You can’t forget about the Whitney Houston mess of a movie followed by the Aaliyah movie which was even worse than the Whitney movie. Basically the station throws together terrible documentaries and that is that.
Apparently the biotopic will be released February 2017 at some point.
The Britney they chose doesn’t look like Britney at all but I have to show you something. Something glorious you’re head may explode.
Check out Lifetime’s version of *NSYNC.
It looks like it is Chris, Lance, Justin, Joey, and JC.
How fucking glorious.
Don’t ever change Lifetime, please don’t ever change.