So last night while Tom Hiddleston was accepting an award, I assume it was a TV Choice Award, his two ‘Thor’ costars Idris Elba and Chris Hemsworth decided to crash his speech. Right when I saw this I realized that I had to play FMK. I mean, did I even have a choice? Three good looking men, it is a fun game to play no matter what.
So let’s play.
Also if you don’t know the rules, you fuck one, you marry one, and you kill one. That simple.
Kill- Tom Hiddleston. I know that everyone on the internet is in love with him and all of that. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t think he is ugly, I just don’t think that he is anything that special? I know, that was probably mean. Whatever, bye Tom.
Fuck- Idris Elba. I do want to marry Idris also but rules are rules and if I was to spend one passionate night with Idris, I could accept that. He is big, he has an incredibly sexy accent, and he is a DJ so he is good with his hands. One night with Idris would be all I ever wanted, and all I ever needed.
Marry- Chris Hemsworth. It was a tough choice between Idris and Chris, but in the end, Chris wins. He is hysterical, he has muscles on muscles, and that Australian accent will get you every time. He reminds me of a big teddy bear that could totally kick someone’s ass for you. What more could you want in a man?
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