Well, well if snapping a picture while making out with someone isn’t the sign that you two are officially a couple, then I don’t know what else you could call it! This weekend Patrick took Miley to a USC Trojans game, which was where he attended colleges, and they made out for all the world to see. Now rumors have been going for a while about these two but I think that this show of affection kind of proves that they are a couple. Well at least that they are together in some respect.
I read some comments of what people had to say, and most said things like how random the couple is. Let’s be real. Miley Cyrus loves to be raunchy on stage, hump things on stage, and post weird Instagram pictures but her taste in men is tall, blonde, and handsome. If you think I am wrong let’s take a look back on her past relationships. Liam Hemsworth, what was he? Tall, blonde, and handsome. Then there was that quick little thing with Kellan Lutz, again, tall, blonde, and handsome. Now let’s look at Patrick, oh and again, tall, blonde, and handsome. Yup, Miley likes her men to look all American that is for sure.
I guess this means that Miley is technically dating someone from the Kennedy dynasty, right? I mean can you imagine Miley at their family compound in Hyannis Port ? Just twerking while the ghost of JFK shakes his head. Or maybe he would approve since we all know the Kennedy’s weren’t exactly the most modest family in the world.
Anyway, I am about this couple! How sweet is it that back in 2009 Patrick said he had a crush on Miley too, the guy gets the girl.
PS: I would love it if at some point she sings ‘Party In The USA’ with him in the background, because America!