There goes Miley with the big one, two punch! You do not call her dirty and get away with it! Miley will have to just knock you the fuck out on Twitter. Who does Katy Perry think she is anyway? You were blessed to be kissed by Miley and you know it.
This just goes to prove that Katy Perry is nothing but an act, a fake, a fraud. You can’t sit there and sing about kissing a girl and liking it then when the “it” girl ksises you, you freak out. Katy Perry can’t hang. She is just always looking like a wet blanket no matter where she goes. Then puts on this big fake fun vibe in interviews. Maybe she is realizing that she is what, 30? She needs to start trying to be an adult and not wear fucking unicorns.
Don’t you just love how Miley talks about John Mayer though? Way to really stick it to her and remind her that she is single. Plus, John Mayer is real gross, real creepy and gross.
So congrats Miley, you win this battle by a landslide!