Happy birthday to the baddest bitch on the planet, Rihanna! I mean she has claimed that right, right? She is just a singer that oozes sex appeal! Guys want her, girls want her, she is basically one of the hottest singers ever on the entire planet!
Rihanna has been around since she was 16 and went from Little Miss Sunshine to a bad bitch. She has had such an incredible transformation over the years and has incredible music too. Her last album kind of sucked but hopefully her next one will be better. Hopefully she stays far away from Chris Brown too, he is the definition of a piece of shit!
So happy birthday you beautiful woman, 26 has never looked so good. Thank you for giving me hits like Umbrella and S&M to jam to whenever I need to.
Go eat some cake, cake, cake, cake!