So last night during the whole pre-award show red carpet everyone wanted to know one thing, what was Julia Roberts going to wear? Apparently she hasn’t been nominated for anything in a while and she was coming to an awards show, so everyone needed to flip out! The former Queen of America was coming and she had to look amazing. Then she showed up wearing this little outfit that was a fucking mess if I do say so myself.
I get that Julia is now a mother and probably wants to cover up a bit and stuff but come on, wearing a shirt under a dress? I don’t understand! You don’t need to show your tatas off to the world but at least give some skin. I feel like she belongs in an Amish community in that dress. Obviously all the other girls on the carpet would shun her for wearing such a thing. At first I thought that she would make a fabulous waitress with her big smile and her nice collar shirt. Now I have decided that she is a hostess, not even good enough to be a waitress.
I am just wondering how everyone that was waiting for the big reveal of what the former Queen of American Acting was going to wear then seeing her showing up in that. An astounding “eh” fell over the crowd I am sure of it. Julia Roberts was America’s Sweetheart but obviously no longer. Joan Rivers is going to be so mean to you and I don’t even feel bad about it.
I guess we can just file this under, what the fuck was her stylist thinking?!
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