Kylie Jenner is single and still not funny.

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Kylie Jenner has been in the public eye since age 9, so having a normal prom experience is probably a struggle. But in the new Seventeen Prom cover story (on newsstands Dec. 25), the 16-year-old opens up about her dreams for the perfect prom from the date to the dress. And though she has been spending lots of quality time Will and Jada Pinkett Smiths son, Jaden, since March, the cover girl says she’s currently single. 

 

“I don’t have a boyfriend, but I do really want that boyfriend prom experience,” she said in the magazine. “I would want to go with someone who’s not afraid, or doesn’t think that he’s too cool, to show up at my house with a rose corsage. It would be nice for the guy to come over and be respectful and nice while my mom takes prom pics. But if I couldn’t find a boyfriend, I would want to go with one of my best guy friends, like Jaden [Smith]. I know I’d have fun with him – he makes me laugh and he is a great dancer.”

Kylie Jenner please listen to me right now, get some humor in you right the fuck now. It is clear that Kendall is going to be the Kim out of the two of you. You are the Khloe, become funny. People love Khloe because she is funny! You need to get on that train right now. I am not going to call a 17 year old ugly because that is mean, I just know that she should be funny. She is clearly feeling insecure running around talking about how she is single. I feel like she is more sitting there with eyes all bugged saying “I AM SINGLE I NEED TO DATE SOMEONE FAMOUS! HURRY IT UP!” Girl calm yourself, you are just young. You don’t need to get married even if it is what Kris Jenner is whispering in your ear while you sleep.
It is sad though, the fact she feels the need to talk about her love life? At 16 or 17 I was more interested in if I was actually going to get a car. Yes, I am aware that she is famous but at 17 people don’t need to date. Also homegirl needs to chill out saying she isn’t afraid to make the first move. We get it, you are a “bad bitch” and go after what you want. While you are doing that Kendall is shacking up with Harry Styles.
Kylie Jenner, learn to be funny now or forever regret that you never learned how to be funny.
You can also do better than Jaden Smith, just sayin’.

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