Lindsay Lohan is going to be making her very own burn book!

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Lindsay Lohan is going to be writing a tell-all book and I personally think this is the smartest thing that she could do at this point in her career. Last year she tried to make an acting come back with the Canons bullshit and the Liz Taylor movie but they fell short. I honestly can’t even recall if The Canons movie came out, if it then it probably didn’t do well, if it didn’t then it probably will not do well. Anyway she has been writign this thign since rehab apparently I can’t wait. She is going to be getting her own show on OWN and she is going to write a book. She knows what’s up in her career. It isn’t about acting anymore it is about staying relevant or at least trying too.

Here are a list of things I hope she talks about:

1. Wilmer Valderrama and how he is fucking creepy since they dated when she was 18 and he was like 26, now he is 30 something dating a 21 year old. Creepy dude. Maybe he took her V-card? That would be interesting too!

2. Paris Hilton fight. You know that these two have had some of the harshest text messaging fights of all time! It would be great if we could hear what insults they used. “You are a coke whore!” “Yeah, well you are a slut!” I don’t need to say who said what because either way it works.

3.Not her family problems. They had played out in the media a little bit too much and I am sick of seeing that stuff. Her dad is crazy, her mom is a nut, her sister looks 35 at age 18. We get it, you are all a hot mess.

4. Firecrotch, I would like to know how she felt after all of that.

To be honest I don’t think she will really tell the truth, just her side of things. Either way it will be an interesting read if she sticks to the topics listed above!

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